I'm going to the vatican, did I forget to pack anything?

[LukkyKnight]

I've got a hibachi, charcoal, matches, some back bacon, a bottle of Mogen David, and a proto-indo-christian phrase book.

 

[Nora]

You can leave the porn at home. They have their own.

 

[phrodeau]

I'd add a crucifix and some condoms.

If you show your crucifix at the gift shop, you get a free rosary and a vial of holy water.

 

[Bob_Bytchin]

Don't forget a copy of the Kama Sutra. Oh, and a copy of Juggs magazine. The pope loves big tits.

 

[427cobra]

How about an "I love the pope t-shirt"?

 

[TWB]

Rasta pope?

 

[Nora]

Ooo! Will you bring me back a Pope-on-a-Rope, Lukky? Please? Pretty please?

 

[427cobra]

How about picking up a Buddy Christ?

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'd love some rosary beads Bubs.

And tell the Pope he needs to clean his house

 

[T.H. Oughts]

ME !!!!!

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Bring me back a model Popemobile. See if they have the Mehmet Ali Agca action figure too.