I'm either nuts or ovulating.

[KillerMuffin]

WHAT????????

I swear you people look at me like that one more time and I'm going to beat you upside the head with my dildo.

 

[Svedish_Chef]

Cm'ere Muff I take ya .... and your dildo

 

[Laurel]

Maybe you're ovulating nuts?

THAT might sting.

 

[KillerMuffin]

I hear that passing gall bladder stones are worse.

Damn that cat, he's eyein my fingers again. You tell him no. He's got a secret agenda, I can feel it in my bones. First your puter, now my fingers.

 

[Debbie]

WHAT????????

I swear you people look at me like that one more time and I'm going to beat you upside the head with my dildo.

*cringing* Be positive It could be worse! You could be both. But you're not. Nuts and ovulating at the same time.

 

[Problem Child]

Did I tell you kids about my fantasy where I get tied up, then blown and simultaneously fucked in the ass with a medium to small size dildo by a hot chick from Kansas and another hot chick from San Diego?

I did? Oh...nevermind then.

 

[Laurel]

Be careful what you wish for, cowboy.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The way you once told it was that you were tied to the roll bar of a truck fucking a chick in the ass. I must have misread you.

 

[Problem Child]

rollbars, beds, your ass, my ass. One of my best traits is flexibility.

 

[Rubyfruit]

I know I'm ovulating because I'm ready to fuck a doorknob I'm so horny.

 

[christophe]

I know I'm ovulating because I'm ready to fuck a doorknob I'm so horny.

I think that line should be added to the memorable quotes thread...lmao

 

[Demian]

Problem Child

I'm surprised this Mind Boggling thread didn't smack you over the head with the Crabby Stick too

Merry Christmas Killer Muffin

Oh, and thanks for the warning

 

[Marxist]

I know I'm ovulating because I'm ready to fuck a doorknob I'm so horny.

Marxist's new name: "Doorknob"

 

[StLBob]

I know I'm ovulating because I'm ready to fuck a doorknob I'm so horny.

Sheeit, Ruby! The party last night wasn't enough????

 

[KnightWing]

Doorknob

Where is my Fairy God Mother when I need her? Of course, the only problem with being a doorknob would be that everyone would get a "turn".... and I'm real straight.

(guess I need to get more posts to keep up with all you Really Experienced ones)

Merry Christmas to all

Stay safe,

Wing