I'm as Corny as Kansas in August

[lavender]

I see all is well and quite the same on the board.

So, when is Lit closing down?

When is Dixon going to try a hostile takeover of Laurel and Manu's business?

When are Ishmael and Lance going to engage in some serious manlove for all of us to see?

When is KM going to start acting all fluffy and saying shit like "You're so cool *swoon*," "you're so sexy," and "I love Alpha Men just like you baby," to Lance?

I need updates people. Updates.

 

[Guest]

Up yours.

 

[brokenbrainwave]

as soon as DCL perfects his Tin Foil Hat Theory story involving a gaggle of 18 yr old plus women in Catholic school outfits.


Sorry DCL, been to long since I have seen a referene to that. I was missing it.

 

[sunstruck]

Lance missed you. There was a thread.

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

Speaking of Rogers and Hammerstein...I had an dream last night about "Oklahoma", featuring a topless Shirley Jones (perky!). For some reason part of the action took place on a Riverboat with Bing Crosby and Ernest Borgnine.

Do I need help?

 

[lavender]

Lance missed you. There was a thread.

How sweet.

Wanna provide a link?

 

[red_rose]

Yo.

I'll just sit over here and read the updates as I haven't been around much, either.

So, Lavy - how corny is Kansas in August?

 

[lavender]

Speaking of Rogers and Hammerstein...I had an dream last night about "Oklahoma", featuring a topless Shirley Jones (perky!). For some reason part of the action took place on a Riverboat with Bing Crosby and Ernest Borgnine.

Do I need help?

Have your people call my people.

I have a great shrink for you.

 

[Purple Haze]

Nothing much new here, same old fake rapes and such...

 

[bknight2602]

I see all is well and quite the same on the board.

So, when is Lit closing down?

When is Dixon going to try a hostile takeover of Laurel and Manu's business?

When are Ishmael and Lance going to engage in some serious manlove for all of us to see?

When is KM going to start acting all fluffy and saying shit like "You're so cool *swoon*," "you're so sexy," and "I love Alpha Men just like you baby," to Lance?

I need updates people. Updates.

Love you lavey!

 

[Problem Child]

I'm getting a little tired of people who leave and then return and want to be "updated".

You all cheated off me in 11th grade bio class too, didn't you?

 

[Dixon Carter Lee]

I can't stop thinking about Shirley's pretty titties. They were pointy, like all those chicks from the 50s. Maybe I'm only now becoming cognizantly aware of some subliminal frames placed in the original film. Hmm.

 

[red_rose]

You all cheated off me in 11th grade bio class too, didn't you?

Nah, I just wrote the answers on my leg and wore a skirt.

 

[sunstruck]

Speaking of Rogers and Hammerstein...I had an dream last night about "Oklahoma", featuring a topless Shirley Jones (perky!). For some reason part of the action took place on a Riverboat with Bing Crosby and Ernest Borgnine.

Do I need help?

No, you need to stop listening to The Best of Broadway before bed. Try porn.

 

[RawHumor]

How sweet.

Wanna provide a link?

http://www.literotica.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=141199

 

[lavender]

Thanks, Raw. I already found that. Doing a search on my name these days is always enlightening.

PC, I didn't leave you silly goose. I just haven't been around and won't be for a few days.

Dixon, go watch a porn or something. Anything to rid you of the images of Shirley Jones' missile tits.

 

[RawHumor]

At least when you do a search for your name, you don't get a bunch of threads with SIN claiming that he's you.

Try searching for "RawHumor" sometimes after he's been on for a while.

 

[HeavyStick]

At least when you do a search for your name, you don't get a bunch of threads with SIN claiming that he's you.

Try searching for "RawHumor" sometimes after he's been on for a while.

I thought he bought your username and pwd on Ebay for $.50

 

[Guest]

I can't stop thinking about Shirley's pretty titties. They were pointy, like all those chicks from the 50s. Maybe I'm only now becoming cognizantly aware of some subliminal frames placed in the original film. Hmm.

Yap. I got the Coca Cola Joke.

 

[RawHumor]

I thought he bought your username and pwd on Ebay for $.50

No, he invented me.

Just like Laurel invented Lance just to keep finding out who would defend her.

 

[Guest]

No, he invented me.

Just like Laurel invented Lance just to keep finding out who would defend her.

F

 

[HeavyStick]

No, he invented me.

Just like Laurel invented Lance just to keep finding out who would defend her.

The headgames here should be in the Olympics.

 

[Dillinger]

Fuck updates - I just need a date.

 

[RawHumor]

F

you forgot the UNNY

 

[Guest]

you forgot the UNNY

I wasn't sure if it's spelt with ''a'' or ''u''.