I'm addicted...

[AusTess]

To Jerry Springer.

God help me.
We get it on tele,once a day at midday.

All the swearing and interesting bits are bleeped.
But i love it,cant get enough trash.

Now,who wants to tape me a months worth of uncensored stuff and make Tess a happy girl?
Ha.

 

[Guest]

 

[AusTess]

Sign on for Foxtel, Tess. Then you can watch it four times a day

I'd do that.

But He Who Thinks he's Boss reckons i waste enough time with the puter,without spending my remaining time glued to Springer.
Which i would do.
No shit,i just sit there and stare blankly at the screen.



I think i really use it as a time when i can switch off and not have to think.

Just laugh occasionally.
Okay,laugh often.

 

[patient1]

Which is worse?


That America is portrayed by trash like Bay Watch & Jerry Springer that never made it as prime-time television here, in it's original run...OR...

That this trash reflects global taste?

This is one for the windmill in your mind.

 

[Dillinger]

I tried watching Springer a couple of times to see what it was about. All it did was stress me out.

I tried watching Bay Watch a couple times. Despite the eye candy all it did was bore me.

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Fake

The Springer show is fake right ?!

I mean it would scare to think those people are actually "real" and go and do such icky things. *Zoinks*

 

[Aphrodisiac]

I tried watching Bay Watch a couple times. Despite the eye candy all it did was bore me.

I used to watch BayWatch @ times ... I stop watching it cause some how I thought one of them fake boobs would come out and hit me in the eye ! *ouch*

 

[Wiggles]

Watching Jerry can be good for the self-esteem. At least we're not that bad!!

The stuff that they show now is just sort of sad and pathetic though, or maybe my frame of mind has changed.

Austess, have you ever considered buying one of those Jerry Springer uncensored videos? I'm not sure if they have any that aren't just bloopers and tit shots, but it's worth a look I guess.

 

[Dillinger]

I used to watch BayWatch @ times ... I stop watching it cause some how I thought one of them fake boobs would come out and hit me in the eye ! *ouch*

Oh... now... if I thought that was a possibility I'd definitely watch!

 

[AusTess]

Please tell me it aint real?

No shit,these people are TRAGIC.

 

[Ice Cold]

Next on Jerry Springer:

Gay midgets and the 70 year old transexuals who love them.

 

[patient1]

They pay people to go on...

Sometimes it's staged. Sometimes it's real.

Sometimes unknown actors & actresses fool the producers, posing as real people with screwy personalities & situations.


Just ask yourself, as you listen to Jerry's post-show commentary:
" If you're really that apalled, Jerry, why did you even put these people on TV , or send people out to find them?"

The trouble with becoming a Springer addict is that you feel better about yourself, but at the expense of your opinion of your fellow man. You become very negative & pessimistic .

 

[bored1]

Springer does make me feel normal! Cant watch more than about 5minutes............But I keep wanting to get tickets.....drive to Chicago and sit through a taping............Chicago is a neat place.and maybe one of the bi-sexual..........I wanna be a porn star girls will visit my hotel room

 

[Aphrodisiac]

Oh... now... if I thought that was a possibility I'd definitely watch!

*spank*