I'm a fuckin' Tory. Am I alone on here?...

[duranman]

Jeez I'm surprised at you guys. I mean I'm just a working class boy who's done ok and believe you can be a reasonably good guy and believe in the Conservative dream. True, I happen to be an absolute cunt. But at least I'm a very handsome absolute cunt....

 

[parodyluvr75]

I agree with you, dear...








...you're an absolute cunt.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Send me naked pictures of you and I'll let you know if you're handsome.

 

[Fata Morgana]

Shaddap.

I'm tempted to bump my Thatcher Is Dead thread to cheer up the Brits.

 

[DesEsseintes]

I'd rather vote Pol Pot than Tory. Lower than vermin, every one.

 

[islandman]

Laurel, please move this thread to the Politics Board.

Thanks.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Laurel, please move this thread to the Politics Board.

Thanks.

He hasn't posted naked pictures, yet.

 

[islandman]

He hasn't posted naked pictures, yet.

Wait all you want, but they'll never be pictures of him.

 

[Mello_SixtyNine]

I don't know. Where does a Tory line up closest to:

Republican
Democrat
Libertarian
Socialist
Anarchist

 

[parodyluvr75]

Wait all you want, but they'll never be pictures of him.

Are you saying he's not as physically attractive as he claims?

 

[DesEsseintes]

I don't know. Where does a Tory line up closest to:

Republican
Democrat
Libertarian
Socialist
Anarchist

Snake.

 

[parodyluvr75]

I don't know. Where does a Tory line up closest to:

Republican
Democrat
Libertarian
Socialist
Anarchist

Hobbit explained it to me once but I forgot. I think he equated them to satan, so whichever one that is.

 

[oggbashan]

I don't know. Where does a Tory line up closest to:

Republican
Democrat
Libertarian
Socialist
Anarchist

Republican BUT the Conservatives believe in free health care for all, and a welfare state, even if they want to reform both.

No UK party actually is close to any US party because they all support a mixed economy with a significant role for the state.

 

[Jennifer]

Hobbit explained it to me once but I forgot. I think he equated them to satan, so whichever one that is.

Tea party?

 

[DesEsseintes]

Republican BUT the Conservatives believe in free health care for all, and a welfare state, even if they want to reform both.

No UK party actually is close to any US party because they all support a mixed economy with a significant role for the state.

No, the British public supports that. The Tories have consistently edged us closer and closer towards pure free marketism, ever since 1979, without ever daring to say so because, as Portillo himself recognized with regard to the NHS, if the real Tory plans for healthcare came out the public would run screaming and never vote for them again.

 

[Scotsman69]

If you were in Scotland you'd be an endangered species.

There are now as many Great Pandas in Scotland as there are Tory and Labour MPs.

But there's one important difference.

It's just possible that the number of Great Pandas may increase.

Jeez I'm surprised at you guys. I mean I'm just a working class boy who's done ok and believe you can be a reasonably good guy and believe in the Conservative dream. True, I happen to be an absolute cunt. But at least I'm a very handsome absolute cunt....

 

[duranman]

If you were in Scotland you'd be an endangered species.

There are now as many Great Pandas in Scotland as there are Tory and Labour MPs.

But there's one important difference.

It's just possible that the number of Great Pandas may increase.

Fuck off Jock....

 

[moonbow]

Jeez I'm surprised at you guys. I mean I'm just a working class boy who's done ok and believe you can be a reasonably good guy and believe in the Conservative dream. True, I happen to be an absolute cunt. But at least I'm a very handsome absolute cunt....

You're fucking alone. Deal with it.

 

[Desiremakesmeweak]

Paul Keating, one time Prime Minister of Australia and OECD-voted economics minister of the year, has said on a number of occasions in public interviews, that if he hadn't have woken up the electoral commissioner and got him to count the final boxes in the middle of the night, still dressed in his pyjamas, he would never have been elected to Parliament in the first place and of course, never ever gotten the chance to become PM.

And the meaning of that is, if a Prime Minister is prepared to tell you that vote rigging and cheating goes on, anyone who still believes these elections - especially nowadays with Diebold machines and similar - are not totally crooked is nuts.

 

[snugglestruggle]

So basically UK politics is just as rotten as American politics.

 

[Liar]

You're fucking alone. Deal with it.

A majority voted for them, but he's the only Brit I've seen who isn't pissed at the result.

Just goes to show, most conservatives have yet to figure out how the Internet works.

 

[parodyluvr75]

Tea party?

I think the answer changes with who's answering.

 

[colddiesel]

A majority voted for them, but he's the only Brit I've seen who isn't pissed at the result.
J

No Liar, only 36% of those who voted did so for the winning Tories, and less than 25% of those entitled to vote, voted for them.

What most British Litsters choose to ignore is that their favoured Socialist (Labour) party has formed ministries eight times since 1924:

1924
1929
1945
1964
1974
1976
1997
2007

Every single one of those governments left office with the country in financial crisis - no exceptions.

And that is why the Tories were voted in, because they know, unlike Labour, that you cannot live on other peoples money indefinitely. The nasty party perhaps , but at least they pay the bills.

Unfortunately, north of the border my countrymen have elected another party of 'entitlement', another rabble, (SNP) who always looks to someone else to pick up the tab.

 

[CyranoJ]

Every single one of those governments left office with the country in financial crisis - no exceptions.

It's nice to see that wingnuts are completely full of shit no matter where they're from.

 

[Sean]

No Liar, only 36% of those who voted did so for the winning Tories, and less than 25% of those entitled to vote, voted for them.

What most British Litsters choose to ignore is that their favoured Socialist (Labour) party has formed ministries eight times since 1924:

1924
1929
1945
1964
1974
1976
1997
2007

Every single one of those governments left office with the country in financial crisis - no exceptions.

And that is why the Tories were voted in, because they know, unlike Labour, that you cannot live on other peoples money indefinitely. The nasty party perhaps , but at least they pay the bills.

Unfortunately, north of the border my countrymen have elected another party of 'entitlement', another rabble, (SNP) who always looks to someone else to pick up the tab.

The Labour party haven't been socialist since at least 1992. And the financial mess after the last Labour government was caused by the banks. The same banks that David Cameron went to Brussels to defend while fucking the poor, the disabled and the vulnerable of this country up the arse.