if..........

[ecstacey]

if you were eating a girls pussy and then she had her period gushing blood all over your face and mouth what would you do? would you continue or quit? now, for the girls, if you were giving a guy head and he farted followed by peeing inside your mouth what would you do?

 

[Metal_Monkey]

Gross Out Factor +10

Regarding the girl scenario, I think I'd call 911 because I've never heard of a girl gushing blood during her period - and especially because the scenario indicates that she was not bleeding before the pussy eating commenced. I don't think girls start their period by gushing blood all of a sudden. But maybe I'm wrong, I mean, I only have myself to compare to. I don't gush blood.

(Sorry to have caused any grossing out, but it needed to be said, IMHO.)

 

[ademu2]

This girl I knew... which I briefly dated... I heard a story about her.

She mysteriously started her period during a session of being eaten out...

...I don't remember much... nor would I want to, but rumour was, the guy continued...


I personally, would cry and dump her.
Unless I really liked/loved her.

 

[alonelygal]

if you were eating a girls pussy and then she had her period gushing blood all over your face and mouth what would you do? would you continue or quit?

Just speaking for myself here, but in all my years, i've never gotten it in a gush.

now, for the girls, if you were giving a guy head and he farted followed by peeing inside your mouth what would you do?

Peeing i wouldn't mind so much if we had discussed it ahead of time and i had agreed to it. Farting? Ick, but things happen.

 

[phoenix1224]

GROSS...

I've NEVER heard of a woman 'gushing' blood... If YOU do... Seek medical attention immediately...

But, the women that I've been with have been curtious enough (when they realized that I was going to go down on them) to warn me first... So, I'd just go on to other things...

As for farting while getting head... I've NEVER done it...

And as for pissing... It is very difficult (not to mention painful) to piss with a hardon...

 

[aegis9591]

Many years ago, my first wife started her period while I was going down on her... As it was dark at the time, I didnt really notice, it wasnt until the lights went up some time later that we both realised.....

After she had calmed down, I told her not to worry, it wasnt like she did it on purpose is it ? I mean, its one of those things.... She was totally mortified and almost fell over herself trying to apologise.....

I've never farted when I've been getting a BJ, although I have been pretty close once or twice... (too many beans in my diet I guess).... If it happened, then am pretty certain the BJ would come to a rapid end cos Mrs A would be wetting herself laughing !

Speaking of which, although I've had the urge to pee during sex, its damn near impossible to do with an erection.... There is some sort of flow valve that switches from the bladder to the seminal vesicle when you get an erection....

Makes having a pee after sex kind of mildly amusing too, cos sometimes the bloody valve seems to get jammed and it doesnt matter how much you push.... bugger all comes out !

 

[wicked woman]

Ignoring the gushing part....


Some men love to eat out a woman when she's having her period...very warm and intimate...takes a certain trust and comfort level with each other...hey it's a natural part of who she is....


If he doesn't want to...that's ok too....but don't go getting all grossed out over it! sheesh how to make a woman feel special

 

[Vixandra]

I don't feel sexual at all the first few days of my period and can't imagine a guy wanting to eat me out then. Just hits my "OMGess EWWWW" buttons big time.

And if he EVER urinated in my mouth there would be hell to pay. No if's and's or buts'- his ass would be strapped down to the bed so fast and beated and worse it wouldn't be funny.

So, no to both questions. Not my kind of kink.

 

[The_old_man]

When my wife was still having menstral cycles, many years past, her initial flow would be quite heavy. On several occasions she would soak through panties and slacks before noticing. Altho we are both oraly oriented the onset never began durring sexual activity of any type.

As for urination while inserted ... never hapened. I agree with other posters, the pressure would need to be almosr blader rupturing for it to ocure.


Pleas excuse spelling errors, My "IESPELL" died.

 

[The_old_man]

PS> Farts are not uncommon, and cause general hilarity when they happen inapropriatly.

 

[SlickTony]

I had always understood the mechanics of the male organ made urinating while inserted kind of impossible.

As for the gushing of blood--is it possible that the lady is one of these female ejaculators and what ecstacey was getting was a mixture of blood and g-spot fluid?

 

[RavenSpirit2k4]

Just my luck, to read this thread the first time while I was eating.

 

[Jezebelle1458]

dont be a wuss.

 

[ecstacey]

these are just what if questions. forget the fact that they may seem impossible. lets try and imagine if they were and what you would do if that situation were to occur?

 

[ecstacey]

these are just what if questions. forget the fact that they may seem impossible. lets try and imagine if they were and what you would do if that situation were to occur?

 

[ecstacey]

these are just what if questions. forget the fact that they may seem impossible. lets try and imagine if they were and what you would do if that situation were to occur?

 

[BoredinCA]

I have never heard of a woman gushing durring the start of her period but placing that one aside. I have really bad oral fetish when it comes to eating pussy and belive it or not it has gotten me into some trouble in the past. Anyways when the lights are down and I am deeply engaged in a good muff you really cant tell if a woman starts her period. Although as a woman period progresses through her cycle it becomes well... lets just say messier basicly when a woman first starts the only difference is that it tasts very salty and of course the odor changes. The odor isnt really that noticable at first because like the scenario you just outlined the period is just starting. So basicly it is posible for a guy to be doing one hell of a muff dive and the woman start her period and the guy not take enough notice to stop or not realize it until his face is smeared with blood. I think that if a clot came down the path then that would be a little different but please lets not go there.

I have gone down on woman and have had them start there periods because for some reason it is not uncommon for a woman to start her period if she is in a new relationiship that has tons and tons of constant sex and the woman hasnt had it in several months. I dont know why that is but for some reason it just seems to always work out that way so when I was single I was actually use to woman starting periods durring a wild weekend (even when outside their normal cycle)

A have actually eaten a lot of woman while they are on their period however I use a different method. I basicly keep to the outside on the outer lips and clitoris and keep away from the opening however I have found that after the woman has a strong orgasm its always best to drive hard immediatly afterwards to help keep from causing vaginal ache from the lack of tongue and fingering.

As far as sex while a woman is having her period put basicly it is great the only problem is that the blood dries aroung the head of the penis and that kind of iritates it so I have to clean up really quick afterwards and I have gotten an infection from girlfriend on her period but that really was no bigie, it was worth it.

When it comes to urinating durring sex. Basicly if a guy can do this than he may actually have some problems. Basicly although the semen and urin use the same pathway a valve closes leading from the bladder that block his ability to urinate. Prostate fluid then is released into the urithra (sp.) so that any residu from urin, which is way to acidic for sperm, is washed out with the prostate fluid. The prostate fluid is usally clear and very sweet tasting because it is made from a nutrient solution containing mostly simple sugars that can be used by the sperm to aid in suppling food for the long swim (actually I think its more likely that they use it so that they dont burn out their fuel while waiting for the exit to open up for em) A guy can urinate with a erection but can be very painfull and the closer a man is along an orgasm the more painfull it can become. This pain usually isnt much of a thing for the older guys but can be a big issure for younger men who have less control over their bodies. belive it or not a young guy can get blue balls so bad that is prostate swells and partially restrict the flow of urin and the valve to the bladder closes causing him to be unable to urinate until he looses his erection which in some cases can be maintained for a couple of hours and because it takes longer for the swelling in the prostate to go down it can mean extreamly painfull urination for several hours after a sexual experience.

When it comes to womans periods there is this thing where men no nothing about them and it kind of makes things confusing for them but like me if they are lucky and find a nice understanding girlfriend at a younger age that is comfortable enough with her body to allow him to become familure and understand womans periods then basicly it becomes a natural part of the womans body to him and he will think nothing of it. Woman actually cause a lot of anxiety in men durring relationships when the woman complains or imposes restrictions on the relationship due to her period yet leaves the guy in the dark to what to him can be one big mystery. Men are genery protective of the ones they love and to them you are after all bleeding which is not a good combo because then he can become like a shark against a wounded animal.

 

[curious2c]

Wouldn't bother me. After all it's just blood...not a big deal. There have been times in the past when I have gone down on a lady and it ended up that she was on her period. Almost all of those times while the ladies may have been initially embarrassed, as I kept on going and concentrating on their clit...well, lets just say that they seemed to enjoy it...a lot.

 

[Image]

Wouldn't bother me. After all it's just blood...not a big deal. There have been times in the past when I have gone down on a lady and it ended up that she was on her period. Almost all of those times while the ladies may have been initially embarrassed, as I kept on going and concentrating on their clit...well, lets just say that they seemed to enjoy it...a lot.

I'm in heat

Kiss me!

Welcome home sweetness

 

[wildthang]

ok...putting all logistics, anatomy and physiology aside...

If I start my period while he is down stairs, he better pray to god its not really heavy because he WILL finish me off. As far as the urination thing goes... well I've tasted urine ( not on purpose...long story) If he accidently peed a little, I would probably keep on going and not notice, but if he just started wizzing like no tommorow I would probably slap him over the head and ask him if he has to go potty (as if he were a child with no self control) before any more sexual experiences.

 

[curiousjen]

I think for me there are no absolutes. I mean, so far I have not allowed him go down on me during my period because for me its

a) a very rare event (the period not the sex) so i'm not really *used* to it and it just makes me incredebly uncomfortable and squemish

and b) he's incredebly squemish and would probably hate it anyway.

As for it happening accidently, in the middle so to speak, i'd never thought of that, i guess he would have to finish me off in someway, but i wouldn't be offended if he didn't want to use his mouth.

 

[frustratedpoodle]

Oh My

As many have already mentioned, if a woman begins to spontaneously gush blood while you are eating her out, something is wrong with her. When most women start their periods, it is pretty light for about the first few hours. Secondly, even if it were a heavy period, it will not gush like some sort of fountain in the park. Gushing implies hemmoraging, and that is never a good thing from anywhere in the body.

My hubby is a lucky man, and I am a lucky woman. He could do the grossest things in the world and I would still love him dearly, but he has more class than to test that statement. Aside from it being impossible for a guy to pee with a hard on, if he peed in my mouth without warning me, it wouldn't be grounds for divorce, but it would never happen again.

As for farts? We would both be laughing our asses off, but the sex play would have to wait cause it would ruin the mood if it were in my face. Or his, for that matter.

The Poodle

 

[frustratedpoodle]

In Addition

I have never had my period while being eaten out, or gotten it during. Hubby is squeamish, and he can't watch Emergency Vets without gagging. He keeps track of my periods better than I do.

The Poodle

 

[SlvrTongueDevil]

Have been eating her when her period was starting. Could taste the iron of the blood, but it sure wasn't gushing. I just kept on eating, she was enjoying it no end. But neither of us had a desire to have me eat her the next day or during the heavy part of the period.

 

[ChromeCollar]

I would take his blowjob privledges away until I was comfortable enough to think about going there again.




Nasty.