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Re: In Addition

frustratedpoodle said:
I have never had my period while being eaten out, or gotten it during. Hubby is squeamish, and he can't watch Emergency Vets without gagging. He keeps track of my periods better than I do.

The Poodle

That show is so glamorized!
 
Re: Re: In Addition

mystic_maiden32 said:
That show is so glamorized!

Tell me about it. I am a technician, and these people seem to have it way too good at this hospital. They don't even show the really gross stuff.
 
IMO if i was giving a guy a blow job and he farted and peed i would spit out the pee and run away as fast as i can! in the other direction of course!
 
well, i've been eaten out while having my period before, and i was told it tasted sort of like normal, but much stronger and a bit metallic. i've tasted my menstrual fluids, just a bit from fingers. it's nothing so horrible.

i dont think i'd want my bf to accidentally pee in my mouth during oral sex. though is that even possible if the guy is hard? as far as i know, a guy cant pee with an erection. however, if he wanted to pee in my mouth because it would turn him on....well that's a different story ;)

and seriously, farting is no big deal. everyone farts. sometimes it happens at the wrong time. so what?
 
OH MY GOD, I JUST SAID IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE PLAUSSIBLE THIS IS JUST A WHAT IF, IGNORANT COWS!!!
 
A shining example of why I dislike morons.

ecstacey said:
OH MY GOD, I JUST SAID IT DOESNT HAVE TO BE PLAUSSIBLE THIS IS JUST A WHAT IF, IGNORANT COWS!!!

You're the flaming troll who keeps posting complete random idiocy in the how-to forum. Not to mention the fact that you can't even spell plausible. :rolleyes: Might I suggest we start ignoring this wanker?
 
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I can't believe or understand why you would post such inane questions.

Why don't you get a life?
 
Re: A shining example of why I dislike morons.

intelligencenazi said:
You're the flaming troll who keeps posting complete random idiocy in the how-to forum. Not to mention the fact that you can't even spell plausible. :rolleyes: Might I suggest we start ignoring this wanker?

I couldn't agree more, Int. This person seems to have nothing better to do then waste everyone's time.
 
The whole point of this forum is to help out others, NOT to ask questions that have no possible way of happening.

These questions are so bizarre.

Why don't you grow up and start asking question that would actually have something to do with a possible sexual scenario......
 
Its a stupid question that belongs more on the general board than here.

And of course Stupid Questions deserve stupid answers.

Is she starts gushing, its important to stop the flow of blood immediately. Pack the wound with a freshly cleaned duck, elevate her feet and call 911!

Oh and yeah, if you can pee while you have a hardon, I'd really recommend a visit to your urologist.
 
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