If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

[SweetMaj]

Do you need a hand with that, My Dear?

Yes, please!

I could ask you the same question...

 

[Handley_Page]

Just ask if you need a light for your fag*. He'll blow a gentle flame for you.

(* as in cigarette)

 

[mynameisben]

I'd ask him who was President before Zachary Taylor, and if he couldn't answer I'd polk his ass out of bed.

 

[Handley_Page]

I'd ask him who was President before Zachary Taylor, and if he couldn't answer I'd polk his ass out of bed.

Not a wise move, unless you fancy to vanish "in a puff of smoke" [hot flame,s Ben]

 

[SweetMaj]

Good evening, HP and Ben.

What is going on between you two?

 

[mynameisben]

Good evening, HP and Ben.

What is going on between you two?

We're both hoping it's you, Maj.

 

[lady_poisyn]

We're both hoping it's you, Maj.

who the hell are you

 

[mynameisben]

who the hell are you

I'm just your 6-foot body pillow. Wrap your arms and legs around me and go back to sleep.

 

[lady_poisyn]

lol good one =^_^= *squeeze*

 

[Handley_Page]

Are you the one who went to Thailand and had her boobs slapped into shape ?.
Can I see the before picture and compare it with the now, please ?

[ps:- http://health.msn.co.nz/blog.aspx?blogentryid=927851&showcomments=true

 

[SweetMaj]

YAWN...Good morning, HP.

I had a dream about us making love...

 

[mynameisben]

YAWN...Good morning, HP.

I had a dream about us making love...

I had a dream last night that I was walking past your house while you were tanning nude on your front lawn. I could see you because your house was surrounded by a picket fence with plenty of knotholes. I glanced at you spread out on a blanket on your lawn. Then I glanced back at the knotholes. Then I glanced over at you again. Then back at the knotholes. Then my wife woke up and started beating me over the head with a pillow. "Stop rolling in your sleep, you idiot!" she yelled. "You're making me feel like a goddamn drum."

 

[SweetMaj]

I had a dream last night that I was walking past your house while you were tanning nude on your front lawn. I could see you because your house was surrounded by a picket fence with plenty of knotholes. I glanced at you spread out on a blanket on your lawn. Then I glanced back at the knotholes. Then I glanced over at you again. Then back at the knotholes. Then my wife woke up and started beating me over the head with a pillow. "Stop rolling in your sleep, you idiot!" she yelled. "You're making me feel like a goddamn drum."

You're cracking me up, Ben!

 

[Handley_Page]

YAWN...Good morning, HP.

I had a dream about us making love...

What a nice thought

 

[SweetMaj]

What a nice thought

A nice thought and a good feeling!

Actually, I was on top of you, HP.

 

[TE999]

A nice thought and a good feeling!

Actually, I was on top of you, HP.

To hell with it, let's call out sick again.

 

[lady_poisyn]

why do i have sand in such unpleasant places?

 

[mynameisben]

why do i have sand in such unpleasant places?

That's a cuz'n yuh fell off the pony, little missy. Now, git back up'n the saddle and I'll show yuh what True Grit is all about.

 

[Cruel2BKind]

Jeff Bridges!

No wait.... EEEEWWWW JOHN WAYNE!!!!

I feel unclean

 

[Boxlicker101]

why do i have sand in such unpleasant places?

Your body doesn't have any unpleasant places.

 

[Tio_Narratore]

Your body doesn't have any unpleasant places.

What's that you said? It sounds like you're mumbling through a wet pussy!

 

[SweetMaj]

What's that you said? It sounds like you're mumbling through a wet pussy!

You can mumble through my wet pussy if you like, Sir!

 

[Tio_Narratore]

You can mumble through my wet pussy if you like, Sir!

That bit of sass deserves a spanking, girl! And I'll get to it as soon as I finish mumbling the entire text of War and Peace...

 

[SweetMaj]

That bit of sass deserves a spanking, girl! And I'll get to it as soon as I finish mumbling the entire text of War and Peace...

What do you want me to do in the meantime, Sir?

 

[Tio_Narratore]

What do you want me to do in the meantime, Sir?

Enjoy my mumbling, maybe let me know which passages are the most stimulating...