If You Woke Up With The Person Above You What Would Be The First Thing You'd Say?

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Right....something about whether you would or would not kick someone out of the bed.....

Rest assured, you may bring an entire box of crackers to my bed if you wish! ;)
 
Sassyfrass said:
Tell me something funny...after you spit my hair out of your mouth.... :p

went into an adult sex shop yesterday...they have this stuff called dick enlarging cream...have you seen it...well you are supposed to take it, rub it on your dick, and your dick's supposed to get bigger...
shouldn't your hand also get bigger??
 
clearlight30 said:
went into an adult sex shop yesterday...they have this stuff called dick enlarging cream...have you seen it...well you are supposed to take it, rub it on your dick, and your dick's supposed to get bigger...
shouldn't your hand also get bigger??

That makes me sad......haha
I actually have some of that stuff in my bedside drawer...and unfortunately it doesn't......... :p :D

_JollyMon said:
I think that stuff is manufactured by the "Here Comes Another Sucker" company.
Did he just call me a sucker ? Oh no he didn't....... :p :catroar:
 
Sassyfrass said:
That makes me sad......haha
I actually have some of that stuff in my bedside drawer...and unfortunately it doesn't......... :p :D


Did he just call me a sucker ? Oh no he didn't....... :p :catroar:

*looking through sassy's bedside drawer to see what else is in there*

ohh don't worry hun...you just keep doing what your doing there....but please slide a little to your left so i can see you while i am doing this

*picking up item after item...mmmm*
 
jesus, that was great acid! you look just like flanders with abe lincoln's hat and fabio's hair!
 
faedruss said:
jesus, that was great acid! you look just like flanders with abe lincoln's hat and fabio's hair!

and that acid is right from sassy's bedside drawer

*keeps looking*

hey here's my new camera, i wondered where that went
 
clearlight30 said:
and that acid is right from sassy's bedside drawer

*keeps looking*

hey here's my new camera, i wondered where that went

Oh...you'd be surprised at what I have in my drawers........ :catroar: :D
 
can i peek in your drawers? oh, wait...you probably mean the things in your nightstand, don't you?
 
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