If you had a mating dance, what would it be....

[Throbbin_Rod]

 

[Tremolo]

The humpty dance of course!

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

The humpty dance of course!

Silly me, why didn't I think of that?

 

[Private Vasquez]

The Hammer Time gets 'em every time...I think it's the big balloon pants.

 

[freescorfr]

I think a kami-kazi rugby tackle would do the trick for me. Quick, to the point: Got ya.
None of this art farty stuff or anything too energetic. Christ have you seen those David Atenborogh films where some birds prance around for days waiting to get it.

I want it and I want it now !

 

[badasschick]

Me walking away from you.

 

[Tremolo]

Too Legit to quit baby !

 

[Thumper]

The chicken dance.

 

[just pet]

The come thither walk with the come hither look

 

[Private Vasquez]

please Hammer, don't hurt 'em

 

[heterotic]

The sprint and tackle hug sounds workable to me, too... in real life, i'm an informal student of liquids, but it's hardly geared toward mating.

 

[KillerMuffin]

The lambada. I'm clumsy on the dance floor and need something to fall over onto.

 

[Throbbin_Rod]

The come thither walk with the come hither look

*walks right into a table*

 

[*bratcat*]

 

[plasticman33]

Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir!

 

[StrawberryPez]

oooh french *swoons*

my dance would involve lots of eye contact, nearly touching lips, and lots and lots of crotch grinding (not painfully though).... I think that would get my point across...

 

[Lasz]

I would probably just start humping random objects, I think that gets the point across

J/K

 

[StrawberryPez]

I would probably just start humping random objects, I think that gets the point across

J/K

remind me to not be near you when this is going on

 

[Cibo]

The Horizontal Poka dance.

 

[heterotic]

Voulez vous couchez avec moi, c'est soir!

I don't know french, but I do know the song... Would you be doing the can-can from Moulin Rouge, then?

 

[StrawberryPez]

The Horizontal Poka dance.

Have you ever actually seen someone polka? haha It's not a pretty thing....not sure i'd do it horizontally....*shrugs* Good one though

 

[Monazwx]

Anything from"Dirty Dancing" is good for me!

 

[TWB]

I'd Dance

Just one word:

"Tequila"

 

[MorgaineLaFay]

I'd dance nekkid for you in the rain beneath a silver moon.

 

[JazzManJim]

<Cabbage-Patches across the room>