If you had a mateing call, what would it be?
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badasschick
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uh huh!
....Oh yeah, I like it raw. So lemme have a taste.
....Oh yeah, I like it raw. So lemme have a taste.
AzureAngel
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My mating call?
Definitely a h0nk.
Definitely a h0nk.
freescorfr
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Do you mean, like, "What would you shout out in a bar to tell the girls you were hot and ready to shag?" or a chat up line?
I suppose you mean the first since the second one, if a girl is really irresistible is simply to say, "I would really, really love to fuck you." and mean it with all your heart, which is the only time to use it.
The first one is a lot harder. I've heard that "Hey, girls, I've come here with a copy of my lastest scorching best-seller. Any one fancy a signed copy?", always gets some interest. You at least get them beteen the covers.
I suppose you mean the first since the second one, if a girl is really irresistible is simply to say, "I would really, really love to fuck you." and mean it with all your heart, which is the only time to use it.
The first one is a lot harder. I've heard that "Hey, girls, I've come here with a copy of my lastest scorching best-seller. Any one fancy a signed copy?", always gets some interest. You at least get them beteen the covers.
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Mine would be that song the modem plays as it negotiates to hook you up to literotica. 
MechaBlade
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My mating call involves no noise. Just an intense stare as I display my beautiful plumage.
BustyTheClown
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A giggle, I think... He knows what I want when I do it the right way.
glamorilla
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I pretend I'm on the set of "Melrose Place" and do a series of seductive glances and moves as I slowly look down,then up,then smile.
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StrawberryPez
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Well...mine would have to be "Gee...my bra clasp seems stuck..can you help me get it off?!!" 
No really it would be something like "Intrigue my mind...seduce my soul...capture my heart...cherish my body." Because a guy who falls for that line in a very deep person...and probably very sensual in bed and that's a good thing.
No really it would be something like "Intrigue my mind...seduce my soul...capture my heart...cherish my body." Because a guy who falls for that line in a very deep person...and probably very sensual in bed and that's a good thing.
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StrawberryPez said:Well...mine would have to be "Gee...my bra clasp seems stuck..can you help me get it off?!!"
No really it would be something like "Intrigue my mind...seduce my soul...capture my heart...cherish my body." Because a guy who falls for that line in a very deep person...and probably very sensual in bed and that's a good thing.
......good one.
StrawberryPez said:Well...mine would have to be "Gee...my bra clasp seems stuck..can you help me get it off?!!"
No really it would be something like "Intrigue my mind...seduce my soul...capture my heart...cherish my body." Because a guy who falls for that line in a very deep person...and probably very sensual in bed and that's a good thing.
I would probably just look at you in awe and then have a big grin on my face.
Btw, welcome to the boards!
All newbies have to post a naked pic of themselves within the first day.
StrawberryPez
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Thank you Nathon
Cibo....Only people worthy of looking at me can see me naked People have to prove themselves first....then i'll think about it.
Till then i'll just paint pretty mental pictures about me...
Cibo....Only people worthy of looking at me can see me naked
People have to prove themselves first....then i'll think about it.Till then i'll just paint pretty mental pictures about me...
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Yessir....well...close enough...why?
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"Hello, I'm extremely wealthy."
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heterotic said:
If you know how to use your eyes...and how to touch...and definately how to kiss....words are unnecessary. To me i firmly believe that actions speak louder than words.
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