If you enjoy doughnuts, today is your day.

islandman

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In celebration of Krispy Kreme's 76th birthday - today only - if you buy a dozen original glazed doughnuts, you get another dozen of the same doughnuts for only $0.76.

I don't want two dozen doughnuts, so someone save me one.

Go.
 
I'm about 1500 miles from the nearest Krispy Kreme.

You go.
 
In celebration of Krispy Kreme's 76th birthday - today only - if you buy a dozen original glazed doughnuts, you get another dozen of the same doughnuts for only $0.76.

I don't want two dozen doughnuts, so someone save me one.

Go.

By you, do they mean only me? I don't see how that's worth the price of advertising.
 
I really wish when English was being cobbled together someone had thought to add a collective "you" into the mix.

In time, people learned to differentiate between the two and learned to apply them appropriately.

Well, most people.
 
In time, people learned to differentiate between the two and learned to apply them appropriately.

Well, most people.

Learning? Appropriate application?! No, I think you should just start using "youse guys" instead.
 
I feel the same way about donuts that I do about cocaine. The memory of the crash is much stronger than the memory of the high, and thus I avoid them.
 
In celebration of Krispy Kreme's 76th birthday - today only - if you buy a dozen original glazed doughnuts, you get another dozen of the same doughnuts for only $0.76.

I don't want two dozen doughnuts, so someone save me one.

Go.
Oh god. I had two donuts yesterday. That was enough.

Krispy Kremes are SO good, though. If I had known, I would have waited for today. :(
 
Who eats two dozen doughnuts on a Saturday?

Hell, Byron is the only one I can think of who might even come close, but I doubt even he could consume more than 18-20 in one sitting.
 
Who eats two dozen doughnuts on a Saturday?

Hell, Byron is the only one I can think of who might even come close, but I doubt even he could consume more than 18-20 in one sitting.

There's a local run where you have to run 1.5 miles, eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, then run 1.5 miles back.

I'm not doing it.
 
There's a local run where you have to run 1.5 miles, eat a dozen Krispy Kreme donuts, then run 1.5 miles back.

I'm not doing it.

Man its been high 80's and humid here. There would be a 1.5 mile trail of puke if people tried that.
 
Sorry you're on your own
I'm prepping for a bbq to feed 30+ people

I shouldn't even be online ...
 
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