If you don't have a dildo handy, what do you use?

[elims]

I'm a married guy with unfulfilled bisexual urges. In a past relationship I had an open-minded, female lover who was will to fuck me in the ass with a dildo. My wife, now though, will not even consider it sadly. I do not want stress of trying to hide a dildo, so when I'm home alone, I'll use a cucumber, or carrot, or brush handle. I have also used drumsticks. Guys and gals, what have/do you use?

 

[bottomshooter]

I'm a married guy with unfulfilled bisexual urges. In a past relationship I had an open-minded, female lover who was will to fuck me in the ass with a dildo. My wife, now though, will not even consider it sadly. I do not want stress of trying to hide a dildo, so when I'm home alone, I'll use a cucumber, or carrot, or brush handle. I have also used drumsticks. Guys and gals, what have/do you use?

I've found a couple of different sizes of cucumbers are amazing! I put a condom on them. I find I really like the ridges as I get warmed up and really in tune with the fucking, I feel the ridges more and more.