if you could be any animal , which would you choose

[slowndeep]

I've been in Africa over 20 years now and studied a lot of the animals here. Without doubt if I had to choose , I'd be an elephant. What's remarkable about the elephant is his motile penis!! When he fucks the lil lady elephants , he climbs on board and then just sits there and his 30 inch cock (!! a beaut huh!!) moves by itself!! He's so heavy that he can't thrust , so his cock has evolved in such a way that it fucks involuntarily Just imagine , clambering on your lil lady from behind and eating your dinner off her back !!

So the question is , which animal would you switch places with in the sex stakes?

 

[Edwarlife]

I would want to be an animal that could change its sex. I know there are a few that can, but I don't remember what species they are. It would be nice to be a woman for a while, then a man, then a woman.

 

[doormouse]

Well DUH LOL

<<< Mice breed just like rabbits.... so highly sexually charged

 

[discreetplay]

Hare

The only nickname I ever garnered that stuck was " bunny". Oddly enough when I took the [Which animal best represents your sex drive?] quiz on quizilla, horny rabbit came up.

If I'm not fated to return as a rabbit, I'd like to be a dog. A big one. Then when I hump everything in sight, people would just say it's my nature. Sounds like my idea of heaven.

The frog would be cool too. I've always wanted to be able to stretch my tongue like that!

 

[jemcaesar]

I think I would like to be a guinea pig. Apparently each male has a harem of female guinea pigs, and they also procreate quite regularly. Unfortuntely, if the female feels she isn't ready she sprays the advancing male in the face with her urine.

 

[discreetplay]

I think I would like to be a guinea pig. Apparently each male has a harem of female guinea pigs, and they also procreate quite regularly. Unfortuntely, if the female feels she isn't ready she sprays the advancing male in the face with her urine.

why is that unfortunate? (giggle, chuckle, snort)

 

[jemcaesar]

I wonder if guinea pigs have golden shower fetishes?

 

[conntom2002]

i'd be a horse...

20 inch dik
screw mares

women suck / jerk me off

some even screw me

what a life

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

tho' intrigued by ConnTom's reply...

I'd have to say, a bird.

The mating rituals are awesome...the baring of the neck, the brilliant costuming, the warbling. Yeah, I'm a chick, can you tell?? <smirk>

(On the other hand, being Queen Bee would have its benefits, too.... Do highly evolved insects count??)

But back to the bird thing, beyond the foreplay, fucking in free fall has to be fantastic!

Skitterly yours,
SK

 

[discreetplay]

Re: tho' intrigued by ConnTom's reply...

But back to the bird thing, beyond the foreplay, fucking in free fall has to be fantastic!

You just described a couple of relationships I've had. The trick is knowing when to pull the rip cord.

 

[Harshaw]

I think I'd be a bull. You eat, sleep, have a few dozen females in a herd to consort with. Leisurely agrarianism.

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

Re: Re: tho' intrigued by ConnTom's reply...

You just described a couple of relationships I've had. The trick is knowing when to pull the rip cord.

<smile> Touché.

 

[ChromeCollar]

Wolf.

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

<grinning>

Why, thank you kindly, ChromeC!

<patting my 'do>

SK

 

[Wolf of Mibu 69]

I think my choice is obvious...

 

[keesli moloko]

changing tactics

You are all picking animals for the act, but not thinking of the underlying meaning. Or perhaps I'm just a total nerd...

I pick the dolphin, because they are the only animals besides us, who do it because it feels good, not just to procreate.

Don't try and deny it...Flipper enjoyed sex too!

 

[Brit]

Salmon

...'Cos lets face it, Salmon sex must be pretty good if they are willing to go through all that swimming up waterfalls for it!

 

[discreetplay]

Re: Salmon

...'Cos lets face it, Salmon sex must be pretty good if they are willing to go through all that swimming up waterfalls for it!

Never tried fucking a salmon, although I've been some places that smelled pretty fishy.

 

[slowndeep]

Never a salmon!!!! They get to fuck ONCE when they're about 6 years old and then they DIE!! Sheesh , almost as bad as being a preying mantis male!!

If it's quantity you're after , seals are up there with the best!! Frogs also fuck frantically - that's why their eyes bulge !!

 

[latinacomet]

male lion

without question - a male lion. when they are in heat, they fuck non-stop until they pass out for exhaustion. sleep. and then fuck again. the food is served to them in between the orgy with their pride.

 

[slowndeep]

nice one!!

I live in Africa Comet - actually seen lions at it - she makes a hell of a lot of noise !!

They actually mate for three or four days - during that time they don't eat at all!!

Interestingly , the lioness initiates every single shag - seems she gets an itch that needs a good scratch!!

 

[sweetrapturedlight]

mmmmmmm good ?

A black panther...with green eyes..hahahahah

chelle

 

[StevenWill]

Lice

A pubic louse, attached to the base of pubic hair, best seat in the house for the voyeur in me, lol. And when I get bored I can jump ship, er.. hairs, and ride along with someone else.

I guess it's clear now why I am single and have few friends.


steve

 

[SkulkinKittikin]

<grinning like sin>

SW--

Awesome post. Inspires me to quote Donne [which I never, ever do...no, never! (and I promise not to MISquote, Zukie, if you chance to happen along in this thread!)]. Erm. Ahem.

"Mark but this flea, and mark in this,
How little that which thou deny'st me is.
Me it sucked first, and now sucks thee,
And in this flea, our two bloods mingled be.
Confess it, this cannot be said
A sin, or shame, or loss of maidenhead,
Yet this enjoys before it woo,
And pampered swells with one blood made of two,
And this, alas, is more than we would do."

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .("The Flea" 1-9, pub. 1633).

*****SPOILER ALERT*****
The 'ho smashes the flea...and, so near as I can tell, yields not to suck.

*****Moral of the Story (according to SKitt)*****
A louse-y lay is a louse-y lay, no matter the beasty nor the century.

 

[slowndeep]

Then there's the bonobo (chimp relative) , they never fight like their chimp cousins - ALL disputes are settled by fucking!!! They are also the only other animal that does it face to face , surprising huh!