If you cant play with real boobies...

[Lasz]

...you can play with her virtual ones.

If you keep squeezing them you can eventually pinch them and take off her top

 

[Ham Murabi]

I get to play with real ones, and they are the best. Big, well rounded, with just the right amount of nipple.
When she leans back and stretches her arms I realize I'm just about the luckiest guy in the world. I know that's true when she demands that I suck her nipples.
Believe me, she doesn't have to ask twice.

 

[Lasz]

Come on guys play with the virtual boobies. It is healthy and fun.

 

[Phoenyx]

Come on guys play with the virtual boobies. It is healthy and fun.

ANY vitual pussy?

 

[Lasz]

ANY vitual pussy?

Actually there is but it costs money.

 

[Spaceboy]

LOL

Actually there is but it costs money.

Thanks Lazarus, I just laughed my fucking ass off. I haven't laughed that hard all day...just something about what you said. If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go chuckle some more.

 

[Guest]

I rather play with read one cause they feel good and soft
can you say that about virtuial tits?

 

[teddybear4play]

Yeah, well, I'd rather play with real ones, too, but it's not like I have a pair just laying around somewhere that I can dust off and play with.

TB4p

 

[Wiggles]

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[teddybear4play]

First, I had to download Shockwave.

Then, it booted me off my Internet connection after it was done downloading.

Then it wouldn't open and set up.

Then Wiggles' link wouldn't work.

Fuck this. I get enough anticipation and torture in quests to play with real boobies. If I'm going to play with fake boobies, I don't want to wait around and wind up getting screwed.

TB4p

 

[Cuckolded_BlK_Male]

ANY vitual pussy?

Assuming you're an able-bodied man, you have already have two virtual pussies at your disposal: One at the end of either arm.