If you came with a warning label 🏷

[danbuff]

Seems too common?

I hope I did not offend, not my intention

 

[angelofthenorth]

Never trust a skinny cook

 

[CuyValDar]

Literalistic smart-ass,
Sarcastic & cynical,
Well on the way to becoming a
grumpy, dirty old man.

 

[Tigertiger55]

slightly better than expected.

 

[AlexBailey]

Experimental

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

🏷 - won't just make your day but will make your hole weak

 

[DravenCrow13]

Handle with care easily agitated

 

[Cat]

Skittish and Runs Away.

 

[Baztrachian]

Not to be fucked with.

Sounds exactly like someone I'd love to fuck with!

 

[Nightbird]

Your kinda cute in a what the hell is wrong with you sort of way.

 

[Xerxes82]

Will beat the dead horse

 

[Chillygirl]

Will pick fights when hangry

 

[Cogan]

Will pick fights when hangry

(Note to self: always have a chocolat bar with me…..)

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

Doesn't tolerate dickheads.

I've learned that the appropriate response is:



But, we need growth. So the best response is:

 

[LFM90]

“Loves his auntie to much”

 

[Him15]

May cause insomnia

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will beat the dead horse

Is that a euphemism?

 

[barefootgirl69]

Will act innocent, sarcastic, or cranky (that's what I'm calling it!) depending on how I'm feeling.

 

[Xerxes82]

Is that a euphemism?

Some days

 

[Utmale48]

Warning: May share random theories and will bug you to let her read your full natal chart in astrology and annoy you to pull some tarot cards on you

I don’t know this sounds kinda fun.

 

[Utmale48]

Do not mistake kindness for weakness

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Will try to make out with you in the middle of the grocery store

 

[LaisDeMarieDeFrance]

Doesn't tolerate dicks.

 

[Klaus_Smith]

Watch out I fart easily.

 

[Sexydrana]

I don’t know this sounds kinda fun.

You would think but some people do get annoyed when astrology comes up, I’d imagine they’d scoff at divination decks and natal chart readings hence you all have been warned!