If you came with a warning label 🏷

[TongueLust]

Will haunt your subconscious mind forever.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Will annoy you.

 

[Xerxes82]

No returns, all sales final

 

[EvaLane]

 

[FiddlerStrings]

Physically needy.

 

[Chillygirl]

Acts tough but feels get hurt pretty easy

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

 

[sunset_dreaming]

Has stocks in a large coconut oil manufacturing plant and can obtain it by the barrel full.


…oh, and recently bought an adult toy manufacturing company. Took up job title of ‘Offical Tester’

make of it what you will

 

[UsuallyPresent]

May Maliciously Misapply Materials

 

[angelofthenorth]

slippery when wet

 

[justanewsub]

Anxious energy with care and passion.

 

[Mike198042]

Acts tough but feels get hurt pretty easy

I would take good care of you

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: will play with any Transformers in the vicinity

 

[UsuallyPresent]

There Can Be only One!
You're welcome!

 

[Xerxes82]

Will get randomly re-obsessed with fantasy game lore for no reason.

Caution: will play with any Transformers in the vicinity

You would love my house.

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Cut game is strong

 

[Mo_Bandy]

Skank Patrol

 

[SusanHoward]

Habit forming

 

[deft]

 

[angelofthenorth]

I identify as a threat
My pronouns are
TRY/ME

 

[spawnofdavey]

Likely to explode at any moment.

 

[OldDirtyAltGuy]

I identify as a threat
My pronouns are
TRY/ME

Clever


Friendly alt...or am I

 

[angelofthenorth]

Clever


Friendly alt...or am I

hmmm

 

[RDM97756]

Hard headed with the best intentions. Will piss you, i hope you forgive me.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Habit forming

Thank you for warning us about your ability to make people into nuns!

"One clown short of a circus"