If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Chloe_Harper]

🏷
- brakes for animals
- honks only to startle you when parked
- sings loudly and dances while driving

 

[Vitriolhack]

Best to handle with care!

 

[Animaul]

Dairy at your own risk.

 

[EmmAgain]

“Fun in bed but talks way too much about work out of bed.”

 

[Pad_Foot]

I would buy a crate of warning labels

 

[NeonSubtlety]

Expiration Date: 4 months.

 

[Chillygirl]

Caution: impatient and explosive

 

[SusanHoward]

WARNING: May Be Habit Forming

 

[EctoJohn]

Warning: May not have an actual use.

 

[Anastasia1999]

Caution: emotionally intelligent.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Note: runs mainly on beer and sausages

 

[Anastasia1999]

Note: runs mainly on beer and sausages

Are you secretly German?

 

[PotNoodle79]

Are you secretly German?

Haha. No, but have been to Germany several times and love it there!

 

[j769]

FOR OPTIMAL PERFORMANCE, USE REPEATEDLY

 

[GoodButGoneBad]

always HARD

 

[PotNoodle79]

Note to user: unit does not pick up on signs particularly well

 

[Cat]

* Needs regular recharging in the forest.

 

[NightBirdNYC]

I would wear these

https://ibb.co/WsD5JHX

 

[Anastasia1999]

Haha. No, but have been to Germany several times and love it there!

I love living here

Another warning: is extremely punctual and expects the same from others.

 

[TwoTaTango]

Good With His Hands and Quite Creative

 

[Rickslaw101]

WARNING: May Be Habit Forming

Now YOU are a habit I would love to have...

 

[Jodaily]

Caution : has been known to spontaneously combust

 

[MarcUK]

Caution. Has opinions.

 

[deft]

Do not bleach.

 

[Spurtulator]

Handle with care