If you came with a warning label 🏷

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Warning: Army corrupted me, dark humor will be used.

 

[SensualKat78]

I can read you, so don't lie to me...

 

[YummyCumDump18]

Warning: can use at your own risk

 

[NawtyIlliniCouple77]

We are Kinkier than intended

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Anatomy by Braille Practice Zone

 

[Bloodandglitter]

This is me to a T

 

[PrettyLilPussy19]

"Easily Influenced"

 

[MarilynMonroeFan]

“The girl doesn’t stop.” – My two sisters
“Excellent incisors. And she flosses.” – my dentist
“She’s not as crazy as she looks.” – My ex boyfriend
“Fasten your seatbelts, it’s going to be a bumpy night!” – Bette Davis from All About Eve
(Ok, so Betty didn’t say it about me, but it fits somehow.)

 

[MrPimms]

Will get confused with words

 

[Wand3rlust]

Not for keeps.

 

[Madhatter02]

Caution fly projectiles

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Ignorance is Bliss.
You've Been Warned!

 

[Baztrachian]

Eats pizza.

 

[Abeona1]

Likes revenge sex

 

[JordynRose]

Messy when wet.

 

[JustDave478]

May be addictive

 

[Sunlover102]

Curious about people

 

[BeautifulShadows18]

Proceed with caution

 

[Alwaysthesun]

edible, prone to leaving a taste in your mouth

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

"Easily Influenced"

now I wanna take you drinking

prone to frequent outbursts

 

[snexxer]

Warning, may start a debate about "climate change" as seen by Geologists!

 

[JKL123]

Thinks he is a gynecologist ... has no degree ... but lots of practical experience.

Scoot down

 

[PotNoodle79]

Caution: Lacks logical thought

 

[MrPimms]

May not make sense.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Occasionally filled with wine and chocolate