If you came with a warning label 🏷

[SirCorneliusWankumbush]

Caution: Doggo will want all the attention.

 

[shewantsmore]

Mostly nice but this bitch bites when pushed too far

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Oral. Biting optional.

 

[SimplyMsT]

Warning ~ Clothes fall off after drinking tequila

 

[Gecko1961]

TO BE TAKEN ORALLY, TWICE DAILY

 

[angelofthenorth]

No brain installed
Use your own

 

[Wriggle]

Non-monogamous.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Your lack of preparation does not warrant my declaring an emergency

 

[Wildfly11]

Service Daily for best performance.

 

[Abeona1]

Filter not included

 

[BongoGal]

You'd be wise to get as much sex out of her as you can before she moves on to someone else. Be horny, but don't be clingy. You don't want to break her rules.

Ha! From 2021 and still true.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Prone to chronic overthinking

 

[Trubbycat]

Warning: May be grouchy.

 

[latecomer91364]

Warning: Objects are larger than they appear in the mirror.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Take in moderation: addiction risk.

 

[CuriousRick]

Warning tends to be overly grumpy

 

[Sunlover102]

Addictivly good fun.

 

[Cthulhu1138]

"Do not press the RANT Button"

 

[Chloe_Harper]

🏷
- This girl is ADHD
- Read top line again but take it seriously
- also binges true crime and will then believe everyone in her life is either a potential serial killer, sociopath, or cult leader

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Opinionated

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Ha! From 2021 and still true.

You don't want to break her rules.
And the list of rules is posted where?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

You don't want to break her rules.
And the list of rules is posted where?

The one rule is the ancient wisdom Moses didn't bother to scribe on stone. The Zeroth Commandment: Thou shalt not get caught.

 

[ImThe3rdWheel]

Warning, may cause drowsiness

 

[DickandDoof]

Falls in love too easily, hurts too badly.

 

[Ratchetman1982]

Caution: Relates normal, everyday situations to epic events from the Star Wars universe