If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Awaywego]

Warning label: Always ask if he has had coffee!

 

[CuyValDar]

Warning: Regular use may lead to loud moans

From you or the one using you?

 

[Shymidwestgirl]

Highly organized and a bit fanatical about it.

 

[barefootgirl69]

Doesn't trust easily

 

[N8V1]

Warning: Regular use may lead to loud moans

I love a moaner mines would be ride at your own risk lol hmu for a chat if you'd like

 

[bigoldmud]

Ex girlfriend, "Caution!! Slippery when wet" fortunately!

 

[jeff_is_smiling]

I am boring...I have even bored Colin from What We Do in the Shadows...

 

[Carson19820]

WARNING!!! Low tolerance for bullshit!!! May explode under pressure!

 

[Mrtenant]

Notice: Master Baiter available for all vessels needing more seamen. Will respond to serious inquiries only. Fresh samples available upon request.

 

[ChristopherDW]

Warning: Don't talk to me until I've had my coffee in the morning.

 

[Tallulah82]

Will enjoy chatting but somehow lose track of days until it's months later. Ask @Wriggle , he'll tell ya.

Soz.

 

[deft]

I'm pretty sure I came on a warning label, once... does that count?

 

[sister jenny]

Jenny may cause some people to become drowsy, euphoric, dizzy, or lightheaded, or to feel a false sense of well-being. Do not drive or do anything else that could be dangerous until you know how Jenny affects you. These effects usually go away after a few days of sex, when your body gets used to her needs.

WARNING: ADDICTION, ABUSE, AND MISUSE; LIFE-THREATENING DEPRESSION; WITHDRAWAL CAN BE LETHAL!

 

[PotNoodle79]

Irritant.

 

[LordofDargaardkeep]

Highly volatile

 

[Xerxes82]

Warning: subject doesn't get people or context clues and will not understand messages that aren't directly stated.

 

[PotNoodle79]

Warning: subject doesn't get people or context clues and will not understand messages that aren't directly stated.

oh, I may steal that to put after "irritant" on mine

 

[LadyLascivious1]

Will enjoy chatting but somehow lose track of days until it's months later.

Are you me?!

 

[jason28053]

Are you me?!

Yes!

 

[Tedfkats]

May tarnish.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Reshape while wet.

 

[Wonderer67]

“Offer void in the state of NJ.”

 

[SmilingLez]

Handle with desire

 

[jason28053]

Known to be ticklish

 

[JustDave478]

Contents under pressure