If you came with a warning label 🏷

[Cat]

Unforgiving when pushed too far.

 

[kathyisgr65]

Combustible under pressure

 

[kathyisgr65]

Powered by caffeine, sarcasm, and other people’s awkwardness

(Spot on)

 

[MiaBabe23]

Prone to too much passion, occasional risk of idiocy

 

[not1foryou]

High potential, but keep your expectations modest.

 

[Tallulah82]

Regular and flirty Tallulah does not accept responsibility for whatever Intensely Horny Tallulah says or does.

 

[AnalCreampieGiver]

🏷 - "the fun kind of pain in the ass"

 

[Quimpossibility]

May contain nuts

 

[Melodi24]

Requires coffee to function properly

 

[cheekygirl75]

Does what it says on the label

 

[Quimpossibility]

Contains live cultures

 

[FormerAllStar2]

Not responsible for irresponsible behavior

 

[sequesteredfore]

Always paying attention, not always aware of what’s going on.

 

[cheekygirl75]

Cheeky by name, cheeky by nature

 

[latecomer91364]

"Do not fold, spindle or mutilate."

I've been 'folded in thirds' before and it's been awesome, and of course I don't want to be mutilated, but being 'spindled' almost sounds like fun.
But... I'm betting that I'm totally wrong about that.

 

[Fierywhore]

Dangerous when hot

 

[wwot40]

Requires coffee to function properly

I can truly respect that!

 

[NightBirdNYC]

https://ibb.co/WsD5JHX

 

[Qky75]

May appear further away than they are.

 

[Tallulah82]

May appear further away than they are.

Me too, dude. Me too.

 

[EctoJohn]

Caution: Over use may lead to attachment.

 

[VamPal1]

Warning label: She does not like surprises.

 

[Suzi27]

Warning: Regular use may lead to loud moans

 

[CuyValDar]

Literallalistic smart-ass, hight sarcastic, brutally honest to a fault

 

[BDA73]

Object is larger and closer than appears