If you are black and I have offended you...

[Recidiva]

Sexual prowess, please, if you're asking me.

But, I refuse to pay one cent more. Humiliation should come cheap.

It does. Oh, it does.

Occasionally I pause and think "This person is really into this..."

But what the hell. I'm generous.

 

[LotusDreamer]

*drools at AV*

What? Oh, hey.

*resumes drooling*

Hey, stop that. You're messing up the sofa.
And I'm trying to give you a proper greeting.

 

[Spence99]

Hey, stop that. You're messing up the sofa.
And I'm trying to give you a proper greeting.

When have you ever known me to be proper?

 

[BadBuckNaked]

So you should.

Obviously being funny and charming has gotten you nowhere.

Done.

 

[LotusDreamer]

It does. Oh, it does.

Occasionally I pause and think "This person is really into this..."

But what the hell. I'm generous.

Be generous wi' me-- I'm not that into all that, but you seem like such a nice lady.

 

[Recidiva]

Be generous wi' me-- I'm not that into all that, but you seem like such a nice lady.

Okay, as to ancestry I assume some of your forebears were male and some were female. Correct?

 

[LotusDreamer]

When have you ever known me to be proper?

Um... There was that time--
Uh, you remember that time, in that thread--

No, I don't think I can recall such an instance.

 

[Spence99]

Um... There was that time--
Uh, you remember that time, in that thread--

No, I don't think I can recall such an instance.

I knew it! You are so busty!

I mean, busted.

 

[LotusDreamer]

Okay, as to ancestry I assume some of your forebears were male and some were female. Correct?

As far as I can go back we've had a heavier influence of the female species. So, it
could be said, only some were male.

 

[Retrieval]

There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.

 

[sleepingtodream]

I am not reading this whole thread.

I just want to say the only thing you have done that offended me involved the receiving of chocolate covered strawberries.

 

[LotusDreamer]

I knew it! You are so busty!

I mean, busted.

Well, I could be both, you know?

How have you been?

 

[Spence99]

Well, I could be both, you know?

How have you been?

I've been really good! You know living large! L I V I N!

And yourself?

 

[Recidiva]

I am not reading this whole thread.

I just want to say the only thing you have done that offended me involved the receiving of chocolate covered strawberries.

If it helps, two days later I was told I couldn't eat chocolate by my new neurologist.

That may be the last chocolate I get in my lifetime.

 

[sleepingtodream]

If it helps, two days later I was told I couldn't eat chocolate by my new neurologist.

That may be the last chocolate I get in my lifetime.

That is pure tragedy right there.

 

[LotusDreamer]

I've been really good! You know living large! L I V I N!

And yourself?

That's definitely good to hear, darlin'. I hope you're enjoying this time to the fullest.
Getting, and giving, everything you can from it.

I've been pretty good. A bit busy, but good all the same.

 

[Recidiva]

That is pure tragedy right there.

It is. I plan on not sticking with this neurologist. He'll ask me to give up sex next. And then I'd have to kill him.

 

[Spence99]

That's definitely good to hear, darlin'. I hope you're enjoying this time to the fullest.
Getting, and giving, everything you can from it.

I've been pretty good. A bit busy, but good all the same.

I'm often busy. But Spence always takes time to enjoy the finer parts of life!

We received our first baby gift! Yay!

 

[Recidiva]

As far as I can go back we've had a heavier influence of the female species. So, it
could be said, only some were male.

Okay. I've got basically a MAD Libs here that can be used to insult people.

You ________ fucker! How dare you use that ______-infested bit of rot you call a brain? I bet your mother fucked a _________ and that's what resulted in you being such a _________ for brains.

 

[LotusDreamer]

I'm often busy. But Spence always takes time to enjoy the finer parts of life!

We received our first baby gift! Yay!

Exactly what I try to do, when I notice.

How cool. What did you guys get?

 

[LotusDreamer]

Okay. I've got basically a MAD Libs here that can be used to insult people.

You ________ fucker! How dare you use that ______-infested bit of rot you call a brain? I bet your mother fucked a _________ and that's what resulted in you being such a _________ for brains.

So, I should just fill in the blanks?

Wow, that's cheap.

 

[Spence99]

Exactly what I try to do, when I notice.

How cool. What did you guys get?

Umm, a knitted blankie and a little baby outfit.

Big moment. Seems more real now.

 

[Recidiva]

So, I should just fill in the blanks?

Wow, that's cheap.

You wanted cheap!

 

[LotusDreamer]

Umm, a knitted blankie and a little baby outfit.

Big moment. Seems more real now.

Aww, so cute. I love those tiny outfits. So adorable.

I know what you mean. Something to finally hold in your hand in anticipation of the real "big moment".

 

[LotusDreamer]

You wanted cheap!

Yeah. Yeah, I did. But, damn.

Oh well, guess we get what we pay for.

*going off to fill-in my own insults*