If you are black and I have offended you...

[bluntforcemama]

Bluntforced mama!

Might I call you a name as well? Hi!

 

[Recidiva]

Thanks, cunt! I'm not strong and mature, I just have skin thicker than most people's skulls. It's not worth getting upset about when the woman in line ahead of me at the grocery store can't even afford to buy her baby a can of formula.

Amen to that. I have migraines and autism to wrestle with each day.

Racism is just sorta cute in comparison.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm not black but I'm offended anyway. Reparations!

Wait...do I like you or not?

 

[wherefromhere]

Wait...do I like you or not?

Flip a coin to decide?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Amen to that. I have migraines and autism to wrestle with each day.

Racism is just sorta cute in comparison.

Yeah, it's like confetti at a gay pride parade. Did you know they throw condoms at those things? I so missed out.

 

[LotusDreamer]

See, now I'm giggling.

I've been called lots of names. Many of them make me laugh.

Apparently me telling other people "it's not what you're called, it's what you answer to" makes me racist and minimizing the pain of insult.

Yes, I'm minimizing the pain of insult. My insult, not yours.

Now I will answer to the name Cuntfaced Hobag. If you're calling, anyway.

I usually agree wi' this action, which is helpful around here, but, if one take the time
to insult me to my face who am I to deny them the same favor?

Childish and reactionary, I know, but, my skin is not thick enough to ignore such
things. And I really hope that it never grows that thick.

 

[LukkyKnight]

Might I call you a name as well? Hi!

You might, but I'm gonna have to check back later to find out... I've been procastinating to flirt and perv a bit, and it's past time to be productive. Did you know it's Monday already?

 

[bluntforcemama]

I usually agree wi' this action, which is helpful around here, but, if one take the time
to insult me to my face who am I to deny them the same favor?

Childish and reactionary, I know, but, my skin is not thick enough to ignore such
things. And I really hope that it never grows that thick.

On a place like this, it almost has to grow thick. Taking people you can't even see seriously, or worrying about their reactions or comments to you will leave you exhausted, and you should really save your energy for teh hawt buttseckz.

 

[Recidiva]

Flip a coin to decide?

Okay, it came up heads. I like you.

I'm SO sorry!

Will you take a virtual tasteful fruit basket as an apology?

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[bluntforcemama]

You might, but I'm gonna have to check back later to find out... I've been procastinating to flirt and perv a bit, and it's past time to be productive. Did you know it's Monday already?

Ah, fuck, do I know it. I've got a marathon in about four weeks and I'm beginning to wonder if I'll be in shape enough for it. The days are whittled away with me dinking around instead of training! Jerkface. I thought of a name that was really disgusting, but I'm saving it for a rainy day.

 

[Recidiva]

I usually agree wi' this action, which is helpful around here, but, if one take the time
to insult me to my face who am I to deny them the same favor?

Childish and reactionary, I know, but, my skin is not thick enough to ignore such
things. And I really hope that it never grows that thick.

True enough.

My skin has grown very thick here. But I suppose that's what happens if you hang out in a firing range. You jump less at the sound of a gun.

Or here, I prefer to think of it as the sort of toughness it takes to be a doctor or a nurse in an emergency room. Yes, it's horrible. Keep your head.

 

[wherefromhere]

Okay, it came up heads. I like you.

I'm SO sorry!

Will you take a virtual tasteful fruit basket as an apology?

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I guess it'll do. But I'd prefer you dress up as the Chiquita Banana lady and give me a lap dance.

 

[moana15]

I usually agree wi' this action, which is helpful around here, but, if one take the time
to insult me to my face who am I to deny them the same favor?

Childish and reactionary, I know, but, my skin is not thick enough to ignore such
things. And I really hope that it never grows that thick.

Or satisfying. I don't think it's childish or reactionary.

It's always interesting that when a well-deserved comeback is offered, the receiver seems especially surprised.

 

[Recidiva]

I guess it'll do. But I'd prefer you dress up as the Chiquita Banana lady and give me a lap dance.

Gosh, that sounds like fun!

But I can't. I'd offend my husband.

I can't do ANYTHING fun without offending people, can I?

 

[poppy1963]

I'm not black but I'm offended anyway. Reparations!

What would you suggest as appropriate reparations then? Are you an attorney? lol....

 

[wherefromhere]

Gosh, that sounds like fun!

But I can't. I'd offend my husband.

I can't do ANYTHING fun without offending people, can I?

I guess that's why your "I'm mean, deal with it" philosophy is for the best.

Besides, maybe he's got a little voyeur in him!

 

[LotusDreamer]

On a place like this, it almost has to grow thick. Taking people you can't even see seriously, or worrying about their reactions or comments to you will leave you exhausted, and you should really save your energy for teh hawt buttseckz.

Oh yes, that is exactly why I'm here, teh hawt buttsecz. The best way to spend
your energy, if you ask me.

Don't pay much attention to the racist crap around here, I've much better things to
do, like the aforementioned.

 

[bluntforcemama]

Oh yes, that is exactly why I'm here, teh hawt buttsecz. The best way to spend
your energy, if you ask me.

Don't pay much attention to the racist crap around here, I've much better things to
do, like the aforementioned.

Wonderful! Now go forth and spread the word of Teh Hawt Buttseckz.

 

[Vikingstone]

Wonderful! Now go forth and spread the word of Teh Hawt Buttseckz.

ButtFuckMama?

 

[bluntforcemama]

Gosh, that sounds like fun!

But I can't. I'd offend my husband.

I can't do ANYTHING fun without offending people, can I?

Of course not. I'm trying to find an old wedding dress and some rollerskates to wear to my ten year high school reunion. I'm beginning to wonder who that will offend. Married folk?

 

[Recidiva]

I guess that's why your "I'm mean, deal with it" philosophy is for the best.

Besides, maybe he's got a little voyeur in him!

Yes, I'm a merciless tease.

I probably would have figured that bit out by now. But no.

 

[LotusDreamer]

True enough.

My skin has grown very thick here. But I suppose that's what happens if you hang out in a firing range. You jump less at the sound of a gun.

Or here, I prefer to think of it as the sort of toughness it takes to be a doctor or a nurse in an emergency room. Yes, it's horrible. Keep your head.

Here, I can ignore it. By the time I've finished typing up something, I usually see
that there is no point in it. What good will it do? As moana said, it might be
satisfying face to face, but here, I can't do it.

 

[bluntforcemama]

ButtFuckMama?

FTW? Yeah... hawt buttseckz. You've been hanging out on my blog, haven't you?

 

[Spence99]

Too bad.

I'm mean.

Get over it.

Unless I really like you, and then I'm really, really sorry!

If I don't like you though, too bad. I'm mean. Get over it.

That was offensive.

 

[Recidiva]

Of course not. I'm trying to find an old wedding dress and some rollerskates to wear to my ten year high school reunion. I'm beginning to wonder who that will offend. Married folk?

How dare you insult the sanctity of roller skating by besmirching it with the specter of marriage.

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