If you are black and I have offended you...

Reci-sama doesn´t have a racist bone in her body, thanks to her prudish husband! Ah, Reci-sama, how I long to make you my pure woman! Yet, you dangle your ripe fruits against my lips and pull them away. Tease.
 
Mr. Essex said:
Reci-sama doesn´t have a racist bone in her body, thanks to her prudish husband! Ah, Reci-sama, how I long to make you my pure woman! Yet, you dangle your ripe fruits against my lips and pull them away. Tease.

I am sorry. I am bad that way. It's because I'm a girl, I hear. Flawed from birth.
 
Recidiva said:
I am sorry. I am bad that way. It's because I'm a girl, I hear. Flawed from birth.

A lack of a penis is not a designer flaw. Too much Sigmund Freud is bad for the brain.
 
Mr. Essex said:
A lack of a penis is not a designer flaw. Too much Sigmund Freud is bad for the brain.

If I had lack of access to a penis, I would definitely consider that a design flaw.

Sigmund Freud is funny. "Dude, you are MESSED UP."
 
Recidiva said:
If I had lack of access to a penis, I would definitely consider that a design flaw.

Sigmund Freud is funny. "Dude, you are MESSED UP."

Access is a plane flight away.
 
~Fata Morgana~ said:
Rotten evil bastards.

Let's throw cheese at 'em. Studded with drawing pins.

And then they explode on contact? I love dairy carnage.
 
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