If you are black and I have offended you...

[Ulaven_Demorte]

1) He wouldn't call me a nigger if he met me.

2) You wouldn't have any black "friends" who let you say "my black friend would call you a nigger". Not even Chris Rock would let you do that if he knew about it.

3) You're still sockpuppeting.

I'm pretty sure he would, I know him, I know his definition. Based on that and your behavior I'm pretty fucking certain he'd call you that and worse.

I wouldn't say that to a friend of mine, You however do not fall into that category. I'm not concerned about your feelings or what you think of me in the least.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I'm pretty sure he would, I know him, I know his definition. Based on that and your behavior I'm pretty fucking certain he'd call you that and worse.

I wouldn't say that to a friend of mine, You however do not fall into that category. I'm not concerned about your feelings or what you think of me in the least.

Does "he" pay you to speak so much for him in his stead?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

Does "he" pay you to speak so much for him in his stead?

I don't need to speak in his stead.
I've only given my opinion of what he would say based on what I know of him and his use of the word, just as Reci did. I have knowledge of my brother-in-law that you do not, I am fairly certain that I know what his reaction to you would be.

You keep insisting that my brother-in-law doesn't actually exist, that for whatever reason both Reci and I have made him up in order to call you a "nigger" while trying to appear not to do so. If I wanted to call you names I can think of much more fitting ones, much more imaginative insults than a racial slur. I don't have to lower myself to addressing you by a racial slur to demean you. You give anyone who wants to demean and berate you more than enough ammunition to do so with little to no prompting at almost every turn.

If I truly wanted to call you a racial slur I would do so. I wouldn't have to hide behind a supposedly invented relative to maintain what? My reputation on Lit? Please.. What would you do? Bump every thread I've ever posted? *yawn* Threaten to kill me and my family? (Good luck with that)...

You don't intimidate anyone LT, you don't frighten anyone. If I wanted to call you a "nigger" I would, and there is nothing you could do about it, not one thing. If I wanted to call you a "nigger" I would do so to your face. As I said, you don't frighten me, you don't intimidate me. Your stories of taking down Drill Sergeants aren't impressive, just more of the hot air you're so very well known for on Lit. But I don't call anyone a "nigger", I haven't used that word to another person other than to explain a racist remark since I was a small child and knew no better thanks to the less than stellar tutelage of my father.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

No, I believe, if I understand all the aspects of my character, I am now a passive aggressive skank waiting for justice.

I crave justice.

I got the skank part, but where does the passive aggressiveness come in?

And aren't you supposed to be cravin' my Big Black Choad® since I crossed the color line for your behalf? Out of all the White titties in this place I had to stick up for, it hadda be YOURS...and you haven't even SHOWN me your White titties!

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I don't need to speak in his stead.

But you did, dumbass.

 

[bronzeage]

I got the skank part, but where does the passive aggressiveness come in?

And aren't you supposed to be cravin' my Big Black Choad® since I crossed the color line for your behalf? Out of all the White titties in this place I had to stick up for, it hadda be YOURS...and you haven't even SHOWN me your White titties!

They are actually sort of pale pink with light tan nipples and very fine blue veining.

But you didn't hear that from me.

 

[Recidiva]

I got the skank part, but where does the passive aggressiveness come in?

And aren't you supposed to be cravin' my Big Black Choad® since I crossed the color line for your behalf? Out of all the White titties in this place I had to stick up for, it hadda be YOURS...and you haven't even SHOWN me your White titties!

Life is so unfair. You should stop having principles immediately. Although they are funny, they are expensive in boobage.

 

[IrezumiKiss]

They are actually sort of pale pink with light tan nipples and very fine blue veining.

But you didn't hear that from me.

I was sorta hoping they'd be somewhat darkened from excessive tanning and speckled with lots of brown freckles from age and "sun-wizening" and her nipples would be big, wide, colored an angry, mottled sienna brown, a lovely erotic remnant from her sloshy, milk-laden, breastfeeding days. And droopy. But with those veins, though. Gotta have those veins.

Life is so unfair. You should stop having principles immediately. Although they are funny, they are expensive in boobage.

Expensive for ME, perhaps. Unless you PAID for your Great White Titties®, then you're reaping all the invisible-knapsacked benefits of what cums...errr...comes to you NATURALLY...

 

[Recidiva]

I was sorta hoping they'd be somewhat darkened from excessive tanning and speckled with lots of brown freckles from age and "sun-wizening" and her nipples would be big, wide, colored an angry, mottled sienna brown, a lovely erotic remnant from her sloshy, milk-laden, breastfeeding days. And droopy. But with those veins, though. Gotta have those veins.

Expensive for ME, perhaps. Unless you PAID for your Great White Titties®, then you're reaping all the invisible-knapsacked benefits of what cums...errr...comes to you NATURALLY...

I am extraordinarly pale. Undead, technically, I would say.

No, I totally lucked out with them. And my sister swears I took her share...and my cousin's share...and my other cousin's share...

There's bad blood there.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

Too bad.

I'm mean.

Get over it.

Unless I really like you, and then I'm really, really sorry!

If I don't like you though, too bad. I'm mean. Get over it.

I'm kinda pinkish and you've never offended me.

Racist. I want to be offended.

Where the fuck is Al Sharpton?

 

[Recidiva]

I'm kinda pinkish and you've never offended me.

Racist. I want to be offended.

Where the fuck is Al Sharpton?

I did make a thread for those who had not been offended and weren't black, just for fairness's sake.

"You sir, simply have not read every single thread in history, therefore your ignorance is appalling!"

How's that? Are we good now?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

But you did, dumbass.

You need to learn the difference between voicing an opinion about what someone else would say and putting words into someone else's mouth. I didn't say he {did}, I said he likely {would} from my experience with him. There is a difference, but then subtlety hasn't been your strong suit.

I know it's difficult, you're so used to telling other people what they said that you don't actually listen to them anymore.

Seriously, go see a shrink, ask him about megalomania and how it can be treated.

 

[allium]

I did make a thread for those who had not been offended and weren't black, just for fairness's sake.

"You sir, simply have not read every single thread in history, therefore your ignorance is appalling!"

How's that? Are we good now?

You forgot to call him a name! How about numbskull, thickie, nobrains, dunce, idiot, ignoramus, cretin...?

 

[Recidiva]

You forgot to call him a name! How about numbskull, thickie, nobrains, dunce, idiot, ignoramus, cretin...?

But..he might be a feelingskull, thinnie, lotsabrains, smart person, smarter person or not from Crete.

I did call him an ignoramus. I just used more words.

 

[allium]

But..he might be a feelingskull, thinnie, lotsabrains, smart person, smarter person or not from Crete.

I did call him an ignoramus. I just used more words.

*sulks

It's not the same if you don't use nouns.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

I did make a thread for those who had not been offended and weren't black, just for fairness's sake.

"You sir, simply have not read every single thread in history, therefore your ignorance is appalling!"

How's that? Are we good now?

But it wasn't specifically directed at those of us "of color - subcatagory: pinkish persuasion."

My school was insufficiently funded. It had no courses dedicated to reading every single thread in history, unlike you priviledged types who conspire to keep the pink race subjugated.

Oh, I know you claim racial equality and all that, but your words betray you. Take "appalling" for example. ETYMOLOGY: Middle English apallen, to grow faint, from Old French apalir : a-, to (from Latin ad-; see ad- ) + palir, to grow pale (from pale, pale, from Latin pallidus, from pallre, to grow pale; see pel- 1 in Indo-European roots). Another gibe at my indo-european lack of melanin.

I hang with my brother Huey Lewis in our struggle for pink justice. We got us a thing going on. You WILL hear about the "Pink Panthers" I promise you.

 

[Recidiva]

*sulks

It's not the same if you don't use nouns.

you say tomato, I say shut the fuck up.

 

[MechaBlade]

And aren't you supposed to be cravin' my Big Black Choad® since I crossed the color line for your behalf? Out of all the White titties in this place I had to stick up for, it hadda be YOURS...and you haven't even SHOWN me your White titties!

Seriously, what a gyp.

 

[Recidiva]

But it wasn't specifically directed at those of us "of color - subcatagory: pinkish persuasion."

My school was insufficiently funded. It had no courses dedicated to reading every single thread in history, unlike you priviledged types who conspire to keep the pink race subjugated.

Oh, I know you claim racial equality and all that, but your words betray you. Take "appalling" for example. ETYMOLOGY: Middle English apallen, to grow faint, from Old French apalir : a-, to (from Latin ad-; see ad- ) + palir, to grow pale (from pale, pale, from Latin pallidus, from pallre, to grow pale; see pel- 1 in Indo-European roots). Another gibe at my indo-european lack of melanin.

I hang with my brother Huey Lewis in our struggle for pink justice. We got us a thing going on. You WILL hear about the "Pink Panthers" I promise you.

All I'm getting is that somehow I called you an au pair, and I don't think I did.

It's Hip to be Square, man.

 

[Recidiva]

Seriously, what a gyp.

I believe LovingTongue has accused me of flashing my tits to everyone to hypnotize them, it was somehow the only thing that made sense.

It says a lot about LovingTongue.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

All I'm getting is that somehow I called you an au pair, and I don't think I did.

It's Hip to be Square, man.

If that is all you are getting, it would explain your dispostion to a great extent.

Sometimes bad is bad.

 

[Recidiva]

If that is all you are getting, it would explain your dispostion to a great extent.

Sometimes bad is bad.

So you're saying...sometimes a spade is a tomato?

Welcome to non sequitur Theatah!

(I just realized spade could be a racist remark. I'm not deleting it for that reason, though. It's FREUD people, FREUD)

 

[Recidiva]

Seriously, what a gyp.

...oh, and gyp is racist.

 

[RosevilleCAguy]

So you're saying...sometimes a spade is a tomato?

Welcome to non sequitur Theatah!

(I just realized spade could be a racist remark. I'm not deleting it for that reason, though. It's FREUD people, FREUD)

No. I'm saying that sometimes an aardvark is a lemon. Pay attention.

We had a city councilwoman (who happens to be melanin enhanced) launch a rabid crusade against another politico because he used the phrase "call a spade a spade". She backed down when it was explained to her that a spade is a shovel.

A Freud is just a Freud, but a good tomato is an aardvark.

 

[Recidiva]

No. I'm saying that sometimes an aardvark is a lemon. Pay attention.

We had a city councilwoman (who happens to be melanin enhanced) launch a rabid crusade against another politico because he used the phrase "call a spade a spade". She backed down when it was explained to her that a spade is a shovel.

A Freud is just a Freud, but a good tomato is an aardvark.

Reminds me about the guy who got fired for describing the budget as "niggardly"

I'm paying attention but I'm not getting how an aardvark is like a lemon. Is it also like cabbages and kings?