If you are black and I have offended you...

Ulaven_Demorte said:
Good god!

That second woman has enough ass for three or four ladies her size. i thought the "tasty" tattoo was a bit over the top. :rolleyes:

Someone get her to a fucking stairmaster STAT!

You´re a hater. Buffie is a national treasure.
 
Recidiva said:
Of course it is. As are honky and cracker and saying I should be flayed and anally raped.

I disagree with that statement. I don´t believe in flaying people, and I´d never want to see you flayed.
 
Mr. Essex said:
I disagree with that statement. I don´t believe in flaying people, and I´d never want to see you flayed.

But it's clearly what I deserve for not calling someone a nigger.
 
Mr. Essex said:
Anal rape? Well, whatever floats your boat...

And even that threat, though I'm sure I should be yelping to defend my...whatever I'm supposed to defend...just makes me laugh.
 
Recidiva said:
And even that threat, though I'm sure I should be yelping to defend my...whatever I'm supposed to defend...just makes me laugh.

Soooo, that´s a yes on the anal rape? :devil:
 
Mr. Essex said:
Soooo, that´s a yes on the anal rape? :devil:

...thinking...

One of the best lines I've heard, from one of my exes, who was black. This thread just makes me think of him more lately and how he'd take to physical threat to my person, and how he dealt with it in the past:

"Do you believe in rape? Rape with foreplay. It takes at least three hours."

I miss him. I did have to turn him down though, sadly. Just as I must decline here, sadly, I'm sure.

He didn't like insult particularly well either. I imagine my comfort with insult and threat is due in large part to watching the guy at work.
 
Recidiva said:
...thinking...

One of the best lines I've heard, from one of my exes, who was black. This thread just makes me think of him more lately and how he'd take to physical threat to my person, and how he dealt with it in the past:

"Do you believe in rape? Rape with foreplay. It takes at least three hours."

I miss him. I did have to turn him down though, sadly. Just as I must decline here, sadly, I'm sure.

He didn't like insult particularly well either. I imagine my comfort with insult and threat is due in large part to watching the guy at work.

Fuck me, you´re one of my dad´s exes. Jesus in heaven, how old are you!!!? South Carolina, living in New Jersey, obnoxious family, it all fits together!
 
Mr. Essex said:
Fuck me, you´re one of my dad´s exes. Jesus in heaven, how old are you!!!? South Carolina, living in New Jersey, obnoxious family, it all fits together!

...unless your name is Tim...

That'd totally be creepy.
 
Recidiva said:
And I didn't do it just once!

If I were still capable of producing tears, I would slap you across the face and run screaming from Literotica. However, I´m incapable of producing tears, so I´ll just go back to imagining myself administering a good, old-fashioned anal rape.
 
Mr. Essex said:
If I were still capable of producing tears, I would slap you across the face and run screaming from Literotica. However, I´m incapable of producing tears, so I´ll just go back to imagining myself administering a good, old-fashioned anal rape.

I think that's the general response I get from men.
 
Recidiva said:
I believe LovingTongue has accused me of flashing my tits to everyone to hypnotize them, it was somehow the only thing that made sense.

It says a lot about LovingTongue.
And when are you gonna really hypnotize us with your tits?

As Killswitch would say, "comon." :p

Show us those Great White Titties®!
 
IrezumiKiss said:
And when are you gonna really hypnotize us with your tits?

As Killswitch would say, "comon." :p

Show us those Great White Titties®!

I can't. It's too perilous.
 
IrezumiKiss said:
Now that us black chappies have got you all good n' lubricated, whyn't you go on and show us those Great White Titties®, eh?

;)

'cause.

I'm evil. Haven't we covered this already? I'm sure it's been covered in this thread, I'm SURE of it.
 
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