If you are black and I have offended you...

[Recidiva]

I've got your justice...

Now if only someone could actually prove any wrongdoing.

I will totally do you wrong freelance!

You're fun when you're mad.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So...she's coming to my house?

Awk-ward!

Funk? here?
I don't think she'd get past the Rottweiler, he's not overly fond of strange people, and she's by far the strangest he's likely to meet.

 

[Recidiva]

Funk? here?
I don't think she'd get past the Rottweiler, he's not overly fond of strange people, and she's by far the strangest he's likely to meet.

So I shouldn't bother with the lemonade?

 

[allium]

Sure, because apparently I'm doing stuff of which I am unaware.

I need a security detail.

Obviously you need someone to follow you round constantly providing feedback on your behaviour. It's a tough job but I'll volunteer.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

So I shouldn't bother with the lemonade?

Nah, I'll strap the Hannibal mask on him and put him in the crate.

Do I get to sip the lemonade and watch? I could fill the pool with jello to wrestle in.

 

[Recidiva]

Obviously you need someone to follow you round constantly providing feedback on your behaviour. It's a tough job but I'll volunteer.

Thank you. Really. I need this. I'm a bad girl and I want to be good.

 

[Recidiva]

Nah, I'll strap the Hannibal mask on him and put him in the crate.

Do I get to sip the lemonade and watch? I could fill the pool with jello to wrestle in.

That sounds like fun. Orange jello and it's a deal. You can hold whipped cream cans and shoot them at us as suits your whim.

 

[allium]

Thank you. Really. I need this. I'm a bad girl and I want to be good.

There was an offensive number of full stops in that paragraph. Try harder.

 

[Recidiva]

There was an offensive number of full stops in that paragraph. Try harder.

It's so hard. *starts to cry*

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

That sounds like fun. Orange jello and it's a deal. You can hold whipped cream cans and shoot them at us as suits your whim.

Sweet! I think we still have those colored tips for the whipped cream cans.
I can color code them for you both.

 

[Recidiva]

Sweet! I think we still have those colored tips for the whipped cream cans.
I can color code them for you both.

RACIST!

You! You're a fucking racist. You're clearly intending to separate us into white and black!

You just said it right there! Right there!

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

RACIST!

You! You're a fucking racist. You're clearly intending to separate us into white and black!

You just said it right there! Right there!

What? I have red and blue.

 

[Recidiva]

What? I have red and blue.

You backpedaling motherfucker.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You backpedaling motherfucker.

I admit it, I have fucked several mothers. Present company included.

 

[Recidiva]

I admit it, I have fucked several mothers. Present company included.

That's not what you said! That's not what you meant!

The whole community of Literotica will turn on you! TURN!

It's clear that...

Okay, wait. I have to think here and be in character. Skank. skank. right.

Was I the best?

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

That's not what you said! That's not what you meant!

The whole community of Literotica will turn on you! TURN!

It's clear that...

Okay, wait. I have to think here and be in character. Skank. skank. right.

Was I the best?

I'm sure you have a much better handle on what I meant than I do.

Let 'em turn.

I'm not a skank, I'm a manwhore.

Sure you were the best baby.... Sure you were.

 

[Recidiva]

I'm sure you have a much better handle on what I meant than I do.

Let 'em turn.

I'm not a skank, I'm a manwhore.

Sure you were the best baby.... Sure you were.

I like manwhores. They're hot.

Does this post make me look fat?

 

[allium]

It's so hard. *starts to cry*

Good God. If you're going to cry just cos I gave you a little bit of honest, well-intentioned feedback on your deviant behaviour, I'm not playing.

*hands back uniform

 

[Recidiva]

Good God. If you're going to cry just cos I gave you a little bit of honest, well-intentioned feedback on your deviant behaviour, I'm not playing.

*hands back uniform

I need real help.

https://forum.literotica.com/showthread.php?t=532352

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I suppose it's completely impossible for a white woman to have a black brother-in-law in your world. Why is that exactly anyway?

You suppose wrong. It's completely impossible for Recidiva to have a black brother in law who would consent to be sockpuppetted into calling someone a nigger.

 

[Retrieval]

You suppose wrong. It's completely impossible for Recidiva to have a black brother in law who would consent to be sockpuppetted into calling someone a nigger.

Why are you always speaking for all black people?

Who the fuck are you to say what he would or would not consent too?

 

[Faneros]

Why are you always speaking for all black people?

Who the fuck are you to say what he would or would not consent too?

He is the leader of all blacks peoples....god save them

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Why are you always speaking for all black people?

Who the fuck are you to say what he would or would not consent too?

Because she's a liar.

 

[Ulaven_Demorte]

You suppose wrong. It's completely impossible for Recidiva to have a black brother in law who would consent to be sockpuppetted into calling someone a nigger.

For once, you're right, at least partially.

He wouldn't let Recidiva or anyone else put words in his mouth. But he very likely would call you a "nigger" based on how he defines the word himself.

"I love black people, but I hate niggers. It's like our own personal civil war. On the one side, there's black people. On the other side, you've got niggers. The niggers have got to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, niggers mess it up. You can't do anything without some ignorant-ass niggers fucking it up." -Chris Rock

Now insist again that my brother-in-law isn't real... Hell we all know that a black person has never called another black person a "nigger" before.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

For once, you're right, at least partially.

He wouldn't let Recidiva or anyone else put words in his mouth. But he very likely would call you a "nigger" based on how he defines the word himself.

"I love black people, but I hate niggers. It's like our own personal civil war. On the one side, there's black people. On the other side, you've got niggers. The niggers have got to go. Every time black people want to have a good time, niggers mess it up. You can't do anything without some ignorant-ass niggers fucking it up." -Chris Rock

Now insist again that my brother-in-law isn't real... Hell we all know that a black person has never called another black person a "nigger" before.

1) He wouldn't call me a nigger if he met me.

2) You wouldn't have any black "friends" who let you say "my black friend would call you a nigger". Not even Chris Rock would let you do that if he knew about it.

3) You're still sockpuppeting.