If you absolutely had to...

[Marxist]

...could you pick up and carry your SO...

10 feet?

10 yards?

A football field?

A marathon?




I had to pick up mine once in a medical emergency and let's just say adrenaline is a motherfucker.

 

[KillerMuffin]

Marxy Marx, the man weighs 217 pounds right now.

Dead weight takes two people to carry him if they use a stretcher.

His ass is waiting on an ambulance.

 

[MissTaken]

My SO is in my dreams.

How heavy could that be?




Supposedly, adrenaline can give you almost "superhuman" strength. I don't know, I have never been in a position to test the theory.

 

[sabbathstorm]

No way in hell could I carry him on my own. He's got about 60lbs on me.

 

[Marxist]

No way in hell could I carry him on my own. He's got about 60lbs on me.

Hey, so does my girlfriend.

<whomp!!>

I take that back, my ex-girlfriend.

 

[Marxist]

I wanna hear from the guy or girl who said "a marathon".

If it's not Azwed, then who said it?

 

[MissTaken]

I wanna hear from the guy or girl who said "a marathon".

If it's not Azwed, then who said it?

It was me!

A marathon would be easy enough as I am SO-less.

 

[sabbathstorm]

Hey, so does my girlfriend.

<whomp!!>

I take that back, my ex-girlfriend.

I sure as hell hope she didn't have as broad a back as Storm. Not to mention the hairy chest

 

[Marxist]

It was me!

A marathon would be easy enough as I am SO-less.

There's two that said they could. I wanna hear how they've enjoyed dating Michael J. Fox.

 

[alexandraaah]

I'm currently without SO, but I'm sure I could carry your girlfriend farther than you could.

 

[Mistress]

I doubt I could even drag him....

Just think of Mr. Clean only minus the earring and dark eyebrows, brown eyes with wire glasses.....NOT as muscular and a bit of a gut.


Hmm....

 

[Marxist]

I'm currently without SO, but I'm sure I could carry your girlfriend farther than you could.

I've seen you. You could pull a beer wagon with your teeth.

 

[Marxist]

I doubt I could even drag him....

Just think of Mr. Clean only minus the earring and dark eyebrows, brown eyes with wire glasses.....NOT as muscular and a bit of a gut.


Hmm....

LOL

 

[Mistress]

LOL

I'm 5'10 and he towers over me So I'm sure you can imagine.

 

[Wiggles]

God, I have a hard enough time with those 24 packs of coke.

There's no way I'm heaving 220 pounds of man meat over my shoulder.

Dragging could be an option though.

 

[glamorilla]

I can handle 220 pounds of man meat over my shoulder but dragging does sound like more fun.

 

[ExLimey]

...220 pounds of man meat...

Maybe I'm a little less endowed than I thought Mine can't weigh more than a pound or two at most, but 220 OMG!