If women ejaculated like men do....

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Not that women aren’t pretty darn perfect already but If I could re-write female physiology....

I would absolutely LOVE to go down on my wife and after several minutes of passionate oral worship her body would go still, she’d let out a groan then “whoosh!” a profuse stream of warm, white excitement goo would come spraying out of her vulva and splash all over my face. And no, I’m not talking about squirting - I’m talking about women ejaculating in much the way men do.

Rather than rushing to the bathroom to wash it off, I’d leave it on my skin so I could relive the experience when I first look in the mirror the next morning.. Hell, I might leave it on all day. :)

A weird random thought I realize..
 
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I got one woman to squirt like that. I had to be careful not to have trouble breathing while she was hosing my face. Not that I was sorry to have caused it. ;)
 
MY op was intended as a response to the oft given criticism that male-on-female facials are degrading and humiliating.

Thinking about that criticism, I can say with total honesty that there is no intention on my part to degrade or humiliate when I contemplate giving my wife a facial. None. And - as I said in my OP - if I could re-write biology, I would LOVE TO BE ON THE RECEIVING END of an identical female-to-male facial - if only such a thing existed. And sorry, I'm NOT talking about squirting. ..No shame on those who enjoy that, but it's urine, not cum. (ask a Dr.)

One possible reason so many women find facials to be humiliating is the disgusting vibe associated with the act in Porn. ..Too often, the dude ejaculates on her face while saying something vile and misogynist. Fucking gross. Thanks assholes.... you took something that might be perceived as sensual and pleasurable and made it violent.
 
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Welllll let me tell a story. When my ex-wife and I were together I at some point started eating her pussy and been doing it ever since. I ate her out so much so often I would know all the tricks. What she liked, what made her so horny juices would flow out of her pussy and her pussy lips would blossom like a flower.

Well it was one of those days. I got her to the point she was just about to go over the edge and decided to try something different. Right before she came I wrapped my entire mouth around her pussy and started sucking really hard. Well she bucked and shacked and screamed but what was different was something shot out of her pussy and hit the back of my throat. My instinct was to swallow which I did. More because I did not want to gag on it because I gag easily.

To this day I do not know what shot out and hasn’t happened since.
 
I get soaked every time I eat my wife's pussy. A thick towel is mandatory equipment when we make love.
I'm happy for you and Live4thebj, but you're both talking about squirting which - though perhaps great - isn't the same.

Anyway, the question that arises is: Why might women regard facials differently than men? ..I'm pretty sure that most women (not all and not to over-generalize) find them to be, well.... gross. ..But if (as I propose in the OP) women came the same way as men, and could give them an identical facial, would many men object to it? My hunch is no. Indeed, I'm betting you'd see a lot of men walking around proudly displaying a face covered in dried cum :LOL::LOL:

So why might women and men see facials differently?
 
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I'm happy for you and Live4thebj, but you're both talking about squirting which - though perhaps great - isn't the same.

The question that arises... Why do women regard facials differently than men? ..I'm pretty sure the most women (not all and not to over-generalize) find them to be, well.... gross. ..But if (as I propose in the OP) women came the same way as men - and could give them a similar facial - would as many men object to it? My hunch is no. Indeed, I'm betting you'd see a lot of men walking around proudly displaying a face covered in dried cum :LOL::LOL:

So why might women and men see facials differently?
Actually, I was not talking about squirting, which is rare with us. I was only talking about how wet she gets. I realize that is not what you were talking about.
 
My wife say it would be a loss for her. When I go down on my wife she climaxes and gushes on my face then does it again and again. I don’t know what color it is but if it dries on my goatee it will flake off. So it’s got some substance to it. When I come I’m done, there is no two three or more. So I’m envious of her.
 
My wife is a gusher/squirter. I love getting her to squirt.

Were going away Sunday night and she told me to make sure I pack her g spot vibe so “I can give you a shower.”
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I got her to squirt today by rubbing my cock on her clit while we were taking a break while fucking her missionary off the side of the bed. So sexy to see her fluid gush out.

I immediately went down on her and cleaned up her beautiful squirt.
 
As a squirter since my youth (back then we had no internet to tell us if we were normal or not), I love the sense of release, and if a lover while going down on me greedily guzzles my pleasure down, it's a wonderfully intimate moment. I would hope men feel that way too when we swallow their pleasure, which I have always loved to do. :)

https://vlix.io/video/bb8311d8802b48fd54b4/
 
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As a squirter since my youth (back then we had no internet to tell us if we were normal or not), I love the sense of release, and if a lover while going down on me greedily guzzles my pleasure down, it's a wonderfully intimate moment. I would hope men feel that way too when we swallow their pleasure, which I have always loved to do. :)

https://sendvid.com/269f8ehk
I've never been so thirsty 🥵
 
As a squirter since my youth (back then we had no internet to tell us if we were normal or not), I love the sense of release, and if a lover while going down on me greedily guzzles my pleasure down, it's a wonderfully intimate moment. I would hope men feel that way too when we swallow their pleasure, which I have always loved to do. :)

https://sendvid.com/269f8ehk
Wonderfully arousing video. Place me on the list of those who would love to assist you with my mouth. Love the lingerie too.
 
Not that women aren’t pretty darn perfect already but If I could re-write female physiology....

I would absolutely LOVE to go down on my wife and after several minutes of passionate oral worship her body would stiffen, she’d let out a groan then “whoosh!” a profuse stream of warm, white excitement goo would come spraying out of her vulva and splash all over my face. And no, I’m not talking about squirting - I’m talking about women ejaculating in much the way men do.

Rather than rushing to the bathroom to wash it off, I’d leave it on my skin so I could relive the experience when I first look in the mirror the next morning.. Hell, I might leave it on all day. :)

A weird random thought I realize..
I share similar thought and fetish. You know, when I go down on my woman, depending on what time of month it was, she'd let out a whitish gooey or a clear, egg white draw fluid all over my beards. Usually, by the time she's done coming and the whole pussy feels tingly, and I remove my head from her pussy, she'd draw me by my mated sticky beards and kiss me. I always leave my beards all mated with the sticky fluid like that all day. A sexy reminder of our steamy sessions.

Also, when she froths on my dick, I'd leave my dick unwashed for hours just looking at it coated in her juice even when they'd already dried out.
 
haha!! Sounds awesome Ekolawd.

Can anyone hazard a guess as to why most woman find cum on their face to be gross while most men would crave a female equivalent? Could it be the disgusting ways male-on-female facials are depicted in porn? ..You know, the dude grunting and uttering something aggressive and not caring whether he gets it in her eyes or up her nostrils?

Fuck you porn for making yet another thing that might be mutually enjoyed seem almost violent.:mad:
 
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Not that women aren’t pretty darn perfect already but If I could re-write female physiology....

I would absolutely LOVE to go down on my wife and after several minutes of passionate oral worship her body would stiffen, she’d let out a groan then “whoosh!” a profuse stream of warm, white excitement goo would come spraying out of her vulva and splash all over my face. And no, I’m not talking about squirting - I’m talking about women ejaculating in much the way men do.

Rather than rushing to the bathroom to wash it off, I’d leave it on my skin so I could relive the experience when I first look in the mirror the next morning.. Hell, I might leave it on all day. :)

A weird random thought I realize..
Amazing thought. I totally love it!
 
haha!! Sounds awesome Ekolawd.

Can anyone hazard a guess as to why most woman find cum on their face to be gross while most men would crave a female equivalent? Could it be the disgusting ways male-on-female facials are depicted in porn? ..You know, the dude grunting and uttering something agressive? Or perhaps because doesn't aim AWAY from her eyes or nostrils?

Fuck you porn for making yet another thing that might be mutually enjoyed seem almost violent.:mad:
Not that women aren’t pretty darn perfect already but If I could re-write female physiology....

I would absolutely LOVE to go down on my wife and after several minutes of passionate oral worship her body would stiffen, she’d let out a groan then “whoosh!” a profuse stream of warm, white excitement goo would come spraying out of her vulva and splash all over my face. And no, I’m not talking about squirting - I’m talking about women ejaculating in much the way men do.

Rather than rushing to the bathroom to wash it off, I’d leave it on my skin so I could relive the experience when I first look in the mirror the next morning.. Hell, I might leave it on all day. :)

A weird random thought I realize..
 
Not quite the answer you want but in a similar vein. I have often wished I had a penis so I could experience what a guy feels when he comes. The physical reaction, i.e. ejaculation, is different than my orgasms, I want to know how this ejaculation feels an how is that feeling different then the physical release I experience when I come.
 
I love it when she squirts while I am eating her. She will normally make sure that I get to enjoy her cum as she knows how much I love it. Doesnt happen that often but will clean every drop when it does.
 
haha!! Sounds awesome Ekolawd.

Can anyone hazard a guess as to why most woman find cum on their face to be gross while most men would crave a female equivalent? Could it be the disgusting ways male-on-female facials are depicted in porn? ..You know, the dude grunting and uttering something agressive? Or perhaps because doesn't aim AWAY from her eyes or nostrils?

Fuck you porn for making yet another thing that might be mutually enjoyed seem almost violent.:mad:
I actually love a nice facial! I know that his pleasure is accentuated by watching it, much in the same way as when I squirt, it's not only accepted but craved... :)
 
Can anyone hazard a guess as to why most woman find cum on their face to be gross while most men would crave a female equivalent?
I can only speak for myself, but I don't want cum in my eyes or nostrils. Or hair. On a deeper level, it makes me feel like an object. I've let my husband do it because I know he likes, but I take no pleasure from it.
 
I can only speak for myself, but I don't want cum in my eyes or nostrils. Or hair. On a deeper level, it makes me feel like an object. I've let my husband do it because I know he likes, but I take no pleasure from it.
totally understandable and I think that's the typical feeling among women. I'm just curious as to why many men would feel differently about being "goo-ed" it if it was the woman who ejaculated?

As I said, if while giving my wife oral her breathing got heavy then halted, her body shuddered then "whoosh!" a gush of warm white cum splashed all over my face, I'd LOVE it - even if it got in my hair (I shower the next morning anyway).

So why do the genders see it differently? That's the core question I'm asking :)
 
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