If Simply Southern Drunkenly Passed Out On Your Couch Nekkid....

Marxist

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Would you kiss her softly and cover her up? Or wake her and remind her that children are starving in Minnesota? Just a question.
 
I'd do a hell of a lot more than kiss her and cover her up.
 
Some of you are true gentlemen...and I commend you for that.

Others of you...well, you aren't gentlemen at all. (For that you get a second date)

:)
 
Who the hell cares about starving children when you have a naked SS on your couch? Not me! :D
 
I would get her a pillow, and cover her up, making sure her feet are tucked in. It can get pretty cold here.
 
Re: A semi-gentleman?

Oliver Clozoff said:
I'd cover her up nice and sweetly...

after taking a looong look. ;)

Semi-gentleman? I beg to differ.

Raging hornball.
 
Marxist said:
Would you kiss her softly and cover her up? Or wake her and remind her that children are starving in Minnesota? Just a question.

The Correct Marxist Answer: Ask her about the starving children in Minnesota. The reason is quite simple. SS will already be a tad confused and the juxtaposition of starving children and Minnesota will make her more so. In this brief moment you kiss her deeply and passionately and offer her your MANJOINT for inspection. Don't worry, she'll be gentle.
 
I'd dress her up in different outfits all night and pose her in weird positions and take pictures....
I'd probably put her hand in some warm water to see if she would pee....
I'd write on her face in magic marker...."Beegle Chops".
I'd hide her clothes...
I'd put scratch-n-sniff stickers all over her body...
I'd let her wake up dressed like Gene Simmons from Kiss and tell her that she just showed up like that.

Probably a blanket and a pillow and I'd let her be....
If she was already naked before she passed out then she must have passed out from Passion since I know this gal can hold her liqour...right?
 
if she were passed out nekkid on my couch, then most probably i would be passed out with her , wow what a night ........again :D
 
Marxist is on the right track with that manjoint stuff. Personally, I'd kiss her pussy to see if she'd turn into a princess. Then I'd kiss it again a little deeper, whether she turned into a princess or not.

Then...
 
I'd take a good, long look at her... and then I'd promptly be run down by a stamped of 'gentlemen' trying to help her to bed.
 
no doubt!!

i would cover her up and make sure she was taken care of and comfortable, give her a kiss good night.
i would never take advantage of a drunken woman.
 
I would definitely not remind her of starving children in Minnesota, I'd remind her of starving Muffins about to pounce. What's a nekkid Soutern belle without a Muff? I think the first thing I'd do is {censored} and then maybed a I'd use my {censored} and do a little {censored}. Um, make that a lot of {censored}. SS is sexy as hell. I think we'd probably enjoy a nice lengthy session of {censored}.

Talk about a wet dream...
 
PC,

This is irrelevant, but, I tried watching Being There last night, and I couldn't get you ought of my head.
 
I'd carry her to my bed and gently set her down.

Then, I'd crawl in next to her and gently place her head on my shoulder and put my arm aroung her in a loving embrace.

And then I'd wait until she woke up like that.

Heh, heh, heh.;)
 
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