If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron, would you

[KillerMuffin]

help me change my tire?

What? You thought I'd ask you if you'd run?

Perish the thought. I'm not the least bit violent. Really.

 

[cybergirly]

I would call AAA for you

 

[Azwed]

I would say


ON GUARD

 

[Ice Cold]

and what mess up my new clothes...?

 

[Ishmael]

help me change my tire?

What? You thought I'd ask you if you'd run?

Perish the thought. I'm not the least bit violent. Really.

Offer you my jacket.

Ishmael

 

[tswyk]

I'm actually pretty good at changing tires - but I might feel just a wee bit overdressed next to you......

 

[Saint Peter]

I would fuck that tire iron right in front of God and everybody.

 

[RudeNastyAssBitch]

First I Would Ask If You Were All Right!

Can I Help You With Something?

Like A Dress Or Some Pants Or...Wait! You Are Beautiful Naked!

Lets Go Change That Tire Darlin'

 

[Laurel]

I'd run like hell.

 

[Siren]

 

[Debbie]

help me change my tire?

What? You thought I'd ask you if you'd run?

Perish the thought. I'm not the least bit violent. Really.

Ask you where you parked your car, also where the Studmuffin was and offer to change your tire whilst you found some appropriate attire to dress your splendent self in.

I'm not afraid. I I I Im not!

(What stutter?)

 

[Orlanth]

help me change my tire?

I would turn back around and keep drinking my beer.

 

[Rubyfruit]

Muffie is naked?

What tire iron?

 

[Dougy]

Hell, the only thing that scares me more than a naked woman with a tire iron is pickled beets!!!

 

[Sillyman]

I would go out, try to change the tire, severely injure myself in the process, swear loudly, find out your spare requires special tools to get to, scream at the wind, ask if you wanted a ride home or whereever you were going, be turned down, find you a payphone since obviously you don't have your cell with you, offer you change for the call, try to protect you from the rednecks stalking you only to have you rescue me from a nearly fatal beating, and finally wait and talk with you until the Studmuffin came by and finished what the rednecks started for looking at his woman naked. Because that's just my life.

 

[Cherry]

Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

I would take pics ... and sell them on Lit!

 

[fgarvb1]

Depends on what kind of mood i judged you to be in. If you looked insanely mad you would be talking to yourself. Remember i do not know what you look like, But i very good judge of trouble and it has saved my ass several times.

If you looked like you needed help, Why then i'd do what i could.

Whatever it took.

 

[Orlanth]

I would go out, try to change the tire, severely injure myself in the process, swear loudly, find out your spare requires special tools to get to, scream at the wind, ask if you wanted a ride home or whereever you were going, be turned down, find you a payphone since obviously you don't have your cell with you, offer you change for the call, try to protect you from the rednecks stalking you only to have you rescue me from a nearly fatal beating, and finally wait and talk with you until the Studmuffin came by and finished what the rednecks started for looking at his woman naked. Because that's just my life.

That's why I would just turn around and keep drinking my beer.

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

I would take pics ... and sell them on Lit!

Oooooohhhhhh! I'd buy them!

 

[Cherry]

Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

Oooooohhhhhh! I'd buy them!

How much you got?

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

How much you got?

Do you take American Express?

 

[Cherry]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

Do you take American Express?

Only if they don't prosecute for fraud

 

[Guest]

Hmmm...

So this is how KM gets her story ideas.

 

[cybergirly]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If I walked into a crowded room naked, with a tire iron...

Only if they don't prosecute for fraud

LMAO! nahhhh it's legit

 

[Cherry]

HAHAAA!

LMAO! nahhhh it's legit

I meant ME, silly thing

~pasting Muffy's ass on all the pics~