If I could have a penis......

[Guest]

....just it try it out, I would.

No, not a dildo, a real set of gonads.....just for a week......anyone?

 

[marksgirl]

Sign me up, but just for one day please. I kinda like my cooter!

 

[TWB]

You can stand behind me with your arms around me while I am naked and try mine on for size.

 

[lobito]

I'd be pretty happy IF I had a penis.

 

[bluemuse]

....just it try it out, I would.

No, not a dildo, a real set of gonads.....just for a week......anyone?

But what if you like it better than your original stuff? What then, huh?

I like being a girl too much. No thank you on the penis thang.

 

[Guest]

You can stand behind me with your arms around me while I am naked and try mine on for size.

Thanks, but I want balls too......most of all. What does it feel like to have them nestled there? I'd even go through - what looks like - the agony of having them hit just to know what it's like.
Colour me curious......

 

[hogjack]

Not worth it

Don't get hung up with an interest in having a penis . It's heady stuff to have one but not that great sometimes.

 

[HeavyStick]

Sure GP, then I'll go to your house and bitch when you miss the toilet. ;-)

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: If I could have a penis......

But what if you like it better than your original stuff? What then, huh?

I like being a girl too much. No thank you on the penis thang.

Oh I'd only do it on the understanding I could return them.....a free trial thing.


I like being me too much to make it permanent.

 

[Romial]

Thanks, but I want balls too......most of all. What does it feel like to have them nestled there? I'd even go through - what looks like - the agony of having them hit just to know what it's like.
Colour me curious......

You don't want that...if you're not used to PMS like we are, it's very painful.

 

[Guest]

Sure GP, then I'll go to your house and bitch when you miss the toilet. ;-)

Deal. It's all part of having a penis. I want to experience it all!

 

[bluemuse]

Deal. It's all part of having a penis. I want to experience it all!

What side do you want to lean to? Do you want a circumsized one?

 

[Guest]

You don't want that...if you're not used to PMS like we are, it's very painful.

PMS is only unpleasant for others.....I want to feel manly, doubled over on the rugby pitch or hockey ice. Look! Here I am offering to get inside your very essence....don't be so dog-in-the-manger!!

Men of Lit!!! Lend me you penises! (well, one, anyway, please....)

 

[HeavyStick]

Deal. It's all part of having a penis. I want to experience it all!

OK..... Let's play catch and I'll zing a football at your new cock.

then, I'll have a big tittied brunette dry fuck you and leave before you get unzipped.

Then, you have to be in a hurry and catch some skin when you zip up.

You'll have to fall off the bicycle seat once.



Help me out fellows.... what are some of the "fun" things we get to do?

 

[JustAnotrGuy]

My favorite part is pissing out doors. Just walk somewhere, doesn't matter where, zip, relief. Ahhhhh, hehe. And scratchin your nuts when drunk ain't so bad

 

[Guest]

What side do you want to lean to? Do you want a circumsized one?

I would lean the way it's owner leans.

It comes as it comes, I'm not picky.

Large would be nice but I'll take what's offered, having checked them out first, of course - assuming I get more than one offer.

 

[Guest]

My favorite part is pissing out doors. Just walk somewhere, doesn't matter where, zip, relief. Ahhhhh, hehe. And scratchin your nuts when drunk ain't so bad

Oh! I can't wait........

 

[Guest]

I don't want one. Nope. Never. Never ever.

Wayyyyyy too much responsibility!

 

[marksgirl]

OK..... Let's play catch and I'll zing a football at your new cock.

then, I'll have a big tittied brunette dry fuck you and leave before you get unzipped.

Then, you have to be in a hurry and catch some skin when you zip up.

You'll have to fall off the bicycle seat once.



Help me out fellows.... what are some of the "fun" things we get to do?

Oh don't get me started about cooters!

 

[Guest]

OK..... Let's play catch and I'll zing a football at your new cock.

then, I'll have a big tittied brunette dry fuck you and leave before you get unzipped.

Then, you have to be in a hurry and catch some skin when you zip up.

You'll have to fall off the bicycle seat once.



Help me out fellows.... what are some of the "fun" things we get to do?

You're not scaring me.

 

[bluemuse]

My favorite part is pissing out doors. Just walk somewhere, doesn't matter where, zip, relief. Ahhhhh, hehe. And scratchin your nuts when drunk ain't so bad

A compelling and eloquently stated pro-penis argument. I hadn't considered the convenience....

 

[Guest]

I don't want one. Nope. Never. Never ever.

Wayyyyyy too much responsibility!

Only for a week? Just to try it out? Really?

 

[huskie]

PMS is only unpleasant for others.....I want to feel manly, doubled over on the rugby pitch or hockey ice. Look! Here I am offering to get inside your very essence....don't be so dog-in-the-manger!!

Men of Lit!!! Lend me you penises! (well, one, anyway, please....)

You don't need a cock for that. Take steroids and left wieghts. You'll see things from a guys point of view in a few weeks and wanna eat pussy and all!!!!!!

Penises get in the way. We have to scratch'm and move'm around and god for bid they get hit....... and they don't look near as sexy as a pussy!!!!! a well shaved pussy that is

 

[HeavyStick]

You're not scaring me.

drunken hussy..... blow job..... braces.....

 

[huskie]

My favorite part is pissing out doors. Just walk somewhere, doesn't matter where, zip, relief. Ahhhhh, hehe. And scratchin your nuts when drunk ain't so bad

Oh ya I forgot about that!!!! This is a big advantage we have over a pussy!!! I pee in my lawn all the time course I have the greenest, mole free lawn in town too