I would like to get to know all of you better, but...

[GimpyIntellect]

it should be! the world should be awash with interesting, moral, attractive, perverted men.

Okay, you're asking for the impossible now.

Moral and perverted.

That's a tough mix.

"I want you to fuck my ass, hard and fast, and then lick it out....and don't do this with anyone else ever!"

 

[snugglestruggle]

Hi my name is Sue Lin Me love you long time

 

[kbate]

i like arserape :heh:

this too^

 

[pete]

I'm lemonbread. I'm a needy basket case, and if you tell me I'm pretty, I'll love you forever.

lie ! you're not a basket case.

truth ! you're pretty.

 

[1HF]

^^True. She does NOT like getting smacked around.

Nope. Sure don't. And hands around my throat super piss me off.

Why not? I remember seeing you, a long time ago. You should be getting whatever you want, whenever you want.



Can't tell if serious or not. Thinking not.

Super serious. I'm a softie. Like dolf.

 

[dolf]

Okay, you're asking for the impossible now.

Moral and perverted.

That's a tough mix.

"I want you to fuck my ass, hard and fast, and then lick it out....and don't do this with anyone else ever!"

that's not morality. morality is honesty and decency and compassion.
...and telling me all about what you did to her afterwards. or, better still, demonstrating.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Super serious. I'm a softie. Like dolf.

Just because you're a hot fuck doesn't mean you should lie to me.

that's not morality. morality is honesty and decency and compassion.
...and telling me all about what you did to her afterwards. or, better still, demonstrating.

See? That sounds more than reasonable.

Now you just need interesting and attractive.

Shouldn't be that hard.

Quit being so difficult, woman!

 

[dolf]

See? That sounds more than reasonable.

Now you just need interesting and attractive.

Shouldn't be that hard.

Quit being so difficult, woman!

i'm being difficult... you should spank me!

 

[kbate]

i'm being difficult... you should spank me!

:roll eyes emoticon thingie:

 

[GimpyIntellect]

i'm being difficult... you should spank me!

I would, but I don't qualify for all four.

*putting my hands in my pocket*

 

[Garnate]

Unlike dolf and 1HF I actually DO like the soft stuff. My name's totally Brad, though. I wouldn't lie about that.

 

[lemonbread]

lie ! you're not a basket case.

truth ! you're pretty.

Aww. I love you more than pizza.

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Aww. I love you more than pizza.

You are pretty, and you have great tits.

Who cares if you're a basket case? YOU'VE GOT GREAT TITS.

 

[dolf]

I would, but I don't qualify for all four.

*putting my hands in my pocket*

immoral bastard!

 

[Wife of Bath]

Call me a whore and you'll lose me forever. Real facts.

 

[1HF]

Call me a whore and you'll lose me forever. Real facts.

Call me a whore and I'll love you forever. Facts.

 

[lemonbread]

You are pretty, and you have great tits.

Who cares if you're a basket case? YOU'VE GOT GREAT TITS.

Well in that case, here's a present!

 

[pete]

Aww. I love you more than pizza.

aw thanks.

wait.... ALL pizza? ny style , chicago, white pizza, etc

even pineapple & bacon ? (aka teh best pizza evar)

 

[Not Normal]

Call me a whore and I'll love you forever. Facts.

I'll be in my bunk

 

[GimpyIntellect]

Well in that case, here's a present!

I probably should have told you this, but...

I'm also a basketcase, and fall in love when women show me their tits.

 

[lemonbread]

aw thanks.

wait.... ALL pizza? ny style , chicago, white pizza, etc

even pineapple & bacon ? (aka teh best pizza evar)

Yep, even pineapple and bacon. EVEN nacho cheese pretzel pizza! And I'm a sucker for nacho cheese.

 

[richard_daily]

Well in that case, here's a present!

It's not even my birthday!

 

[lemonbread]

I probably should have told you this, but...

I'm also a basketcase, and fall in love with the women show me their tits.

Well, seems we're in this for the long haul then. Gonna buy me a ring?

 

[kbate]

Yep, even pineapple and bacon. EVEN nacho cheese pretzel pizza! And I'm a sucker for nacho cheese.

nacho cheese is not cheese.

Saying things like that is definitely no way to begin a Lit GB career.

You may now apologise.

 

[snugglestruggle]

Well in that case, here's a present!

Nice