I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

[Daedalus77]

This is why Mr. "I'm calling out," i.e. Daedalus77, should have been there.

You got me. I'm busted. Since no one posted on my calling out thread since April I had stopped paying attention to the thread. I didn't notice you posted on the 6th of this month. I thought the challenge had just faded away. Yes, I missed a golden opportunity.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You got me. I'm busted. Since no one posted on my calling out thread since April I had stopped paying attention to the thread. I didn't notice you posted on the 6th of this month. I thought the challenge had just faded away. Yes, I missed a golden opportunity.

Your story's constant. Mine's constant.

WARMACHINE's is the only one here who keeps changing his account of what happened when the hot lamp is applied to his pasty little pimpled face.

Given how often he posted in threads where the date and time of this meetup was discussed, how is it that he could have "gotten the day wrong"? I feel really sorry for the people who believe his excuses.

 

[HeavyStick]

Excellent work, Einstein.
But that YP entry did NOT tell you:

a) Cowboy Cafe is right NEXT to Mohler's
b) they're both in a strip mall
c) there's a police station by there
d) their outer walls are made of some strong brown/red brick layout whatever you call it.

Only someone who was there would know this.

You lose again.

Or you could have called those places.

You gave generic descriptions.... nothing detailed.

Next time buy something, scan the receipt (ensuring it shows the address of the store).

Honestly, I bet both of you shit yourselves that day.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

One thing is for sure, Tinystick... I shit on thee today.

 

[obi wann]

I don't need to dispute anything with a vacuum cleaner for brains retard like you.

You can't find out that information over the phone, and you lack the guts to verify your claim that you can. You lack the guts because you know you're fucking clueless, I know you're clueless, and I'm going to keep coming back and drilling it into your head every time you backtalk your master.

So come on, keep on talking, fido. I'll keep challenging you to put up or shut up and you'll keep whining about how making a short phone call is "spending a fortune". Hell, I filled up a tank of gas twice coming to Irving to get my hands on that worthless little pussy WARMACHINE, you can spend a few quarters if you think you've got what it takes to challenge my word. But you don't have what it takes, hell you can't even afford to have your filthy clock cleaned so here I am doing it for free.

This is a joke.

You can't tell me WHY I should phone anywhere to get information that you're already posting here.

You can't explain WHY you can't use a phone the same as the rest of us to obtain this sort of information.

You say you will not dispute ~ and continue to do so, even when you MUST see that it's pointless.

I won't bother calling you a brainless cunt again. I'll leave you to continue proving it.

 

[Ladybird]

And I'm just sitting here laughing. This whole debarcle makes the Three Stooges look intelligent!

LT... you're a fuckwit mate.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

And I'm just sitting here laughing. This whole debarcle makes the Three Stooges look intelligent!

LT... you're a fuckwit mate.

You hate me because I hate racists. Nothing you say has any fucking credibility at all.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

This is a joke.

You can't tell me WHY I should phone anywhere to get information that you're already posting here.

You make a claim that it's easy to find out what I saw when I visited Mohler's, simply by making a phone call. It's your obligation to substantiate it.

But then again you're an idiot and such simple concepts will always go over your pointy little head.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Oh and LadyBird... I know for a fact that if you have a problem with me... that's a guarantee I'm right.

 

[JinXed]

:avery:

ha!




I'm bitterly disapointed the fight never took place. I mean, c'mon didn't we all believe there would be some bruises and blood involved??

*snort*

 

[phrodeau]

Oh and LadyBird... I know for a fact that if you have a problem with me... that's a guarantee I'm right.

LT logic strikes out again.

 

[Ladybird]

LT logic strikes out again.

rofl.... thanks for quoting that little 'gem' phrodeau, I'd never have seen it otherwise, I have the dork on ignore.

And I agree, it's typical LT logic... makes no sense at all..

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT logic strikes out again.

You and Ladybird combined couldn't find Logic if it jumped up and bit you on the ass, which it wouldn't even think of doing out of a fear of getting rabies.

 

[phrodeau]

You think I have rabies? So that's why you're afraid of me.

 

[KRCummings]

This argument is still going on? Are either of these guys worth the effort?

 

[obi wann]

You hate me because I hate racists. Nothing you say has any fucking credibility at all.

So you've learned to hate yourself.

That's completely understandable.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

You think I have rabies? So that's why you're afraid of me.

Afraid of you? ROTFLMAO. Not only are you rabid but you have delusions of grandeur, too.

I'd squash you like a bug. God knows I've done it intellectually every time you show your face. I'd squash WARMACHINE too, but he bolted for the hills when I came to Mohler's.

Lucky him, at least he gets to keep his teeth.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

So you've learned to hate yourself.

That's completely understandable.

Congratulations, you just won the daily award for best rendition of Pee Wee Herman's "I know you are but what am I?"

 

[obi wann]

LT logic strikes out again.

"LT logic" is an oxymoron!

 

[phrodeau]

Afraid of you? ROTFLMAO. Not only are you rabid but you have delusions of grandeur, too.

I'd squash you like a bug. God knows I've done it intellectually every time you show your face. I'd squash WARMACHINE too, but he bolted for the hills when I came to Mohler's.

Lucky him, at least he gets to keep his teeth.

How did you lose your teeth?

 

[Le Jacquelope]

"LT logic" is an oxymoron!

obi wann logic:
"a 2 minute phone call == spending a fortune."

I don't need to make a case about how poor a grasp of logic you have. You make that case well enough.

 

[obi wann]

This argument is still going on? Are either of these guys worth the effort?

Good point ~ but it's no effort really.

Baiting LT is something most folk could do in their sleep.

I do feel a bit guilty about enjoying it so much.

One shouldn't really mock the afflicted.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

How did you lose your teeth?

My God, Pee Wee Herman is so gonna nail you on patent infringement.

 

[KRCummings]

Good point. It's not exactly hard to get LT riled up.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Good point ~ but it's no effort really.

Baiting LT is something most folk could do in their sleep.

I do feel a bit guilty about enjoying it so much.

One shouldn't really mock the afflicted.

Beating you to a pulp in a contest of wits is something any child can do in their sleep.

Too bad you keep using yourself as bait for killer whales.

This has got to be the best thread I've seen in a year... I've never been on such a long and devastating verbal killing spree as I've been on here. Keep it coming - I need the ego boost!