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Sure you laughing your ass off, and I feel like a strange creature posting on the wrong thread.
How strange.
:shrug: La la la la lah
How strange.
:shrug: La la la la lahI wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??
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Hey Gustykins!Gusty Wind said:Yaaa! "Salty Pirate".
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Byron In Exile said:
I was wondering if they had even given each other enough info, so they would even be able to recognize each other.
LT: Hi, I'm LovingTongue from Literotica, California. I'm here to kick (raises voice) WARMACHINE's (lowers voice) ass for threatening to kill my imaginary son. Can you point him out to me, please?
Receptionist: Uhhhhh ... no, sir. I don't know any (raises voice) WARMACHINE (lowers voice). Can you describe what he looks like?
LT: Ummm ... wait. Here, I have a picture. (pulls out a printout of WARMACHNE's avatar and gives it to the receptionist) That's him. Do you know him?
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LovingTongue said:WARMACHINE you're such a liar.
I walked that entire area, from Cimmeron to Santa Fe St, looking for your ass, from 11:30 to 1pm Texas time, and even went into the glass doors into Mohler's and asked about you.
They looked at me like they had no idea who I was talking about. Not that it was unexpected.
I found it funny as hell that you picked a meeting place within sight of a damned police station. Coward.
It's a damned miracle I made it through that fucked up 635 traffic. Between the stupid drivers and the thunderstorm that hit the area, I was lucky as hell to survive the trip to and from.
Ya shoulda showed up, coward. I woulda taken your ass right to the ol' dry cleaners next door..
You're a lying sack of shit. Both guys up front know everything about this whole scenario, in fact, one of them has even visited the board to read the bullshit you have posted. You never stepped into the place and if you DID, you never asked for me.
You're such a worthless nigger LT, I mean really.....
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Eddie_Haskell said:
Even Eddie Haskell can make LT look like a moron in 30 seconds!
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Wow! Love your AV! Woohooo So .... Ummmm .....WARMACHINE said:
you know... Suqeezable ....
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Gusty Wind said:Wow! Love your AV! Woohooo So .... Ummmm .....
Squeeze away!!!
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El Oh fucking El.WARMACHINE said:
Daedalus didn't show, so now we're back to square one.
Hail Irony.
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Byron In Exile said:
What I find most entertaining is that LT supposedly came to Lubbock, which is a good 4 hour drive away, then DROVE that 4 hours to Dallas to put his money where his mom's big black cock is and then didn't take a picture or gather any other type of evidence that he was here. The best he can do is mention some restaurants and street names that can be found all over the internet.
What a complete pussy. You'd think he would at least take the time to make his lie about being here believable. But he can't even do that right.
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Start from the shouders first? ...WARMACHINE said:Squeeze away!!!
Just started reading this thread, it was kind of funny to a point. I mean two presumably grown men talking like 12 year olds. But it lost all its humor a few posts ago. WARMACHINE you are a worthless racist, who should go back under his rock. I see Loving Tongue is not too popular here, but I should hope that the other one is less popular.
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LIT's NEWS brought to you by ... 'mi che e'. :clap:michie said:Just started reading this thread, it was kind of funny to a point. I mean two presumably grown men talking like 12 year olds. But it lost all its humor a few posts ago. WARMACHINE you are a worthless racist, who should go back under his rock. I see Loving Tongue is not too popular here, but I should hope that the other one is less popular.
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Gusty Wind said:Start from the shouders first? ...
Well, I guess if you are going to be bashful....
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Eddie_Haskell said:
What! you mean LT is lying? MY faith in humanity and the veracity of the INTERNET is completely shaken. I think I will go back to being dead now .GOODBYE
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Jeffery Dahmer said:
Watch out for those mophandles....
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Come to get your hat?WARMACHINE said:
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WARMACHINE said:
uh? .. Sobody said 'Shaking'?
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Byron.Byron In Exile said:Hey Gustykins!
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Excellent work, Einstein.Eddie_Haskell said:
But that YP entry did NOT tell you:
a) Cowboy Cafe is right NEXT to Mohler's
b) they're both in a strip mall
c) there's a police station by there
d) their outer walls are made of some strong brown/red brick layout whatever you call it.
Only someone who was there would know this.
You lose again.
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It also didn't tell you about the dry cleaner's that's also in the strip mall.
How do you even know where those addresses are in relation to Mohler's? Does the yellow pages tell you they're next door or across the street?
How do you even know where those addresses are in relation to Mohler's? Does the yellow pages tell you they're next door or across the street?
