I wonder why LT didn't show up to kick my ass??

[phrodeau]

can somebody please give me a summary of this whole thread?
i didn't bother reading it all, but it seems L.T's nerdy ass, knew better than to mess with the hawg humping redneck?
i'd be damn if he did detour out of a possible 69 experience he might've gotten from his homo erotic, nemesis.

LT didn't meet WARMACHINE like he promised he would do.

WARMACHINE can apparently produce witnesses to prove he was there at the time.

LT thinks his description of the weather proves his story.

One_gr8_guy speculates that both of them are pussys, LT is a moron and WARMACHINE has no credibility. LT responds by asking WARMACHINE why he isn't responding to those charges, and neglects to respond to them himself.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT didn't meet WARMACHINE like he promised he would do.

Phrodeau is a troll who likes saying shit he knows is proven to be untrue for the sole purpose of being a stupid jackass. Case in point.

WARMACHINE can apparently produce witnesses to prove he was there at the time.

WARMACHINE has not ever produced any such witnesses. He has no such witnesses.

He wasn't there, and I was.

LT thinks his description of the weather proves his story.

I provided a 100% accurate description of the entire lay of the land.

No one has yet questioned whether my description of the place was true. I won again.

One_gr8_guy speculates that both of them are pussys, LT is a moron and WARMACHINE has no credibility. LT responds by asking WARMACHINE why he isn't responding to those charges, and neglects to respond to them himself.

one_gr8_guy said WARMACHINE has no credibility, he never said I didn't show up.


Now, for the facts:
1) WARMACHINE said he showed up at Mohler's on Friday the 11th. Everyone knows the meetup was to be on Thursday the 10th.
2) People remind WARMACHINE that the meetup was on the 10th.
3) WARMACHINE then changes his story to say he was at Mohler's on the 10th.
4) I arrive and give a detailed description of the strip mall that Mohler's is located in, as well as other things that are in the immediate area - things you can't find out online or by phone calls.
5) Eddie Haskell claimed one can find out that information online and I challenged him to show where you'd find out the place was a strip mall through an online search. He immediately turned tail and fled.
6) obi wann claimed one can find out the information I posted via a phone call. I called him out to demonstrate his claim and then he also chickened out, claiming a 2 minute phone call would cost him a fortune. No one else has since stepped up to make that phone call.
7) WARMACHINE claims he has people who can prove I wasn't there and he was. He has failed to provide said "testimony."

Put it all together and you have incontrovertible proof that I was there and that chickenshit WARMACHINE was not.

End of discussion, this thread is now closed, and Phrodeau has lost yet another battle with his godly superior.

 

[phrodeau]

You have actually managed to prove something. You have proven that you don't know what "incontrovertible proof" means.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Phrodeau's Myths, Debunked by the Facts

Myth: WARMACHINE was at Mohler's Jiu Jitsu Academy at Noon, on June 10th 2004
Fact: WARMACHINE was not there on June 10th at all. He in fact admits he came on the wrong day, June 11th - an explanation that lacks credibility because he knew from several months in advance, from oft repeated posts, that the meeting was at Noon Texas time, on Thursay 10 June 2004. Daedalus also confirmed this date, and said he would be there, but alas he, too, was not.
FACT: WARMACHINE, upon being reminded that the meetup was on the 10th, amended his story to claim that he was in fact there on June 10th, in the back in the gym. Just the kind of "amendment" one would make to cover up a fabrication.

MYTH: "Eddie Haskell" claims he could describe the meet up place the same way I did, by doing an internet search. He concluded thus that my description of the area was not proof that I'd shown up.
FACT: "Eddie Haskell" would not have discovered anything about the area through an internet search had I not first told him what establishments I had encountered while I was there. His supposed proof of his claim was only bolstered by one weak example - a lookup of the name "Cowboy Sports Cafe".
His internet lookup did not uncover the other things I had described about the place:
a) The architecture, which was walls of all brick colored a fairly adamant reddish brown.
b) The Italian restaurant
c) The dry cleaners
d) The fact that all four buildings - Mohler's, the Cowboy Bar, the restaurant and the dry cleaners - were in a strip mall, and there was a police station too - which also would not have been found on an internet search

Neither "Eddie Haskell" nor Phrodeau have ventured to provide more "internet searches" to substantiate the myth that you could find anything specific about the place at all, much less what I described of my first hand experience there. The myth-argument was dropped and has not since been resurrected with any further facts or attempt at defence.

MYTH: Obi Wann claimed you could find out the more specific information I've posted above, via a phone call. Ergo again, he concludes my description was not proof that I had been there.
FACT: Obi Wann was challenged to make the phone call himself and tell me what information he could get about the area. Obi Wann refused the challenge, claiming that such a relatively short phone call would cost him, in his words, "a fortune".

Neither Phrodeau, nor Obi Wann, nor anyone else, has since put their money where their mouths are, specifically by actually making this phone call to substantiate the myth that they could find out the things that I described. The myth-argument has not even been brought up as it is erroneous beyond any hope of reasonable substantiation. In short, it was nothing more than a pathetic stalling tactic in hopes of keeping the LT juggernaut from busting through WARMACHINE's veil of lies and excuse-making and exposing his true nature - a cowardly liar who did not show up to meet me because he's scared as fuck of the gruesome beating I'd arrived in good faith to deliver to him.

MYTH: WARMACHINE claims he has witnesses that know I was not there at Mohler's on June 10th at noon, Texas time.
FACT: WARMACHINE has been challenged to provide witness accounts. He has not done this. Why? Because his "witnesses" do not exist, and the people who were there, if they did get online, would probably account to his detriment.


In all instances, I have met all challenges, and my feeble opponents have scurried into the dark and silent corners when I've called their bluff. Not one person has provided any substantiation against me. Not even one.

All Phrodeau will do when he responds to me is reiterate old myths that have been rigorously debunked with elements of proof that he cannot and will not attempt to negate.

1) He will not make that phone call to substantiate Obi Wann's argument.
2) He won't attempt to find any witnesses to what happened on June 10th.
3) He won't address the credibility of someone who changes their story in midstream, because to do so damages his own case.

Phrodeau's case has been incontrovertibly and irretrievably slain.

 

[busdude]

With all due respect to all other people of color...

LT, you are a stupid, lying nigger. You embarrass your race. Not just black people but the entire human race.

Just a dumb fucking nigger who makes other black folks look bad.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

busdude, you are a stupid white honkey redneck racist pig.

And I'm 100% right and I've won this argument.

You have absolutely nothing but pointless namecalling with which to fight back at me, because I kicked your ass in this debate.

 

[busdude]

when did we debate anything nigger? I called you a nigger and you are one. no debate there.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Redneck coward. You got smacked down hard by me and even by impartial observers, heck even your old ally KRCummings doesn't believe you now.

You've been so badly emasculated you can't even post as WARMACHINE anymore. Hahahahhah.

 

[busdude]

Redneck coward. You got smacked down hard by me and even by impartial observers, heck even your old ally KRCummings doesn't believe you now.

You've been so badly emasculated you can't even post as WARMACHINE anymore. Hahahahhah.

come and kick my ass nigger.

 

[DreamWeaver]

come and kick my ass nigger.

Dude you just got here today

Damn your dumb

Oh you must be Warwimpmachine

 

[Le Jacquelope]

warPIMPEDmachine

 

[DreamWeaver]

warPIMPEDmachine

How about warPUSSYmachine

 

[Le Jacquelope]

How about warPUSSYmachine

Hah, good one. Ya aced me!

 

[TANG GOD]

when did we debate anything nigger? I called you a nigger and you are one. no debate there.

busdude...want kind of gay ass name is that?

LT didn't meet WARMACHINE like he promised he would do.

WARMACHINE can apparently produce witnesses to prove he was there at the time.

LT thinks his description of the weather proves his story.

One_gr8_guy speculates that both of them are pussys, LT is a moron and WARMACHINE has no credibility. LT responds by asking WARMACHINE why he isn't responding to those charges, and neglects to respond to them himself.

thanks for the summary.
warmachine i don't belive that guy...nor L.T.

 

[phrodeau]

LT, do yourself a favor and look up the word "incontrovertible" before you use it again.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

LT, do yourself a favor and look up the word "incontrovertible" before you use it again.

Blah blah blah, Phrodeau, you don't know anything about anything. It's pointless debating a retard like you.

From now on I'm going to tell you how it is and you're going to shut up and listen.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Phrodeau's Myths, Debunked by the Facts

Myth: WARMACHINE was at Mohler's Jiu Jitsu Academy at Noon, on June 10th 2004
Fact: WARMACHINE was not there on June 10th at all. He in fact admits he came on the wrong day, June 11th - an explanation that lacks credibility because he knew from several months in advance, from oft repeated posts, that the meeting was at Noon Texas time, on Thursay 10 June 2004. Daedalus also confirmed this date, and said he would be there, but alas he, too, was not.
FACT: WARMACHINE, upon being reminded that the meetup was on the 10th, amended his story to claim that he was in fact there on June 10th, in the back in the gym. Just the kind of "amendment" one would make to cover up a fabrication.

MYTH: "Eddie Haskell" claims he could describe the meet up place the same way I did, by doing an internet search. He concluded thus that my description of the area was not proof that I'd shown up.
FACT: "Eddie Haskell" would not have discovered anything about the area through an internet search had I not first told him what establishments I had encountered while I was there. His supposed proof of his claim was only bolstered by one weak example - a lookup of the name "Cowboy Sports Cafe".
His internet lookup did not uncover the other things I had described about the place:
a) The architecture, which was walls of all brick colored a fairly adamant reddish brown.
b) The Italian restaurant
c) The dry cleaners
d) The fact that all four buildings - Mohler's, the Cowboy Bar, the restaurant and the dry cleaners - were in a strip mall, and there was a police station too - which also would not have been found on an internet search

Neither "Eddie Haskell" nor Phrodeau have ventured to provide more "internet searches" to substantiate the myth that you could find anything specific about the place at all, much less what I described of my first hand experience there. The myth-argument was dropped and has not since been resurrected with any further facts or attempt at defence.

MYTH: Obi Wann claimed you could find out the more specific information I've posted above, via a phone call. Ergo again, he concludes my description was not proof that I had been there.
FACT: Obi Wann was challenged to make the phone call himself and tell me what information he could get about the area. Obi Wann refused the challenge, claiming that such a relatively short phone call would cost him, in his words, "a fortune".

Neither Phrodeau, nor Obi Wann, nor anyone else, has since put their money where their mouths are, specifically by actually making this phone call to substantiate the myth that they could find out the things that I described. The myth-argument has not even been brought up as it is erroneous beyond any hope of reasonable substantiation. In short, it was nothing more than a pathetic stalling tactic in hopes of keeping the LT juggernaut from busting through WARMACHINE's veil of lies and excuse-making and exposing his true nature - a cowardly liar who did not show up to meet me because he's scared as fuck of the gruesome beating I'd arrived in good faith to deliver to him.

MYTH: WARMACHINE claims he has witnesses that know I was not there at Mohler's on June 10th at noon, Texas time.
FACT: WARMACHINE has been challenged to provide witness accounts. He has not done this. Why? Because his "witnesses" do not exist, and the people who were there, if they did get online, would probably account to his detriment.


In all instances, I have met all challenges, and my feeble opponents have scurried into the dark and silent corners when I've called their bluff. Not one person has provided any substantiation against me. Not even one.

All Phrodeau will do when he responds to me is reiterate old myths that have been rigorously debunked with elements of proof that he cannot and will not attempt to negate.

1) He will not make that phone call to substantiate Obi Wann's argument.
2) He won't attempt to find any witnesses to what happened on June 10th.
3) He won't address the credibility of someone who changes their story in midstream, because to do so damages his own case.

Phrodeau's case has been incontrovertibly and irretrievably slain.

Bumped as a reminder for Purple Haze



Keep your yap shut about stuff you know nothing about, dude.

 

[Purple Haze]

I'm honored...

 

[Le Jacquelope]

WARMACHINE IS A COWARD!

 

[obi wann]

LOVING TONGUES IS A NUTLESS FUCKWIT

 

[Le Jacquelope]

OBI WANN IS A WITLESS FUCKTURD!

 

[obi wann]

QUOTE
Obi Wann was challenged to make the phone call himself and tell me what information he could get about the area. Obi Wann refused the challenge, claiming that such a relatively short phone call would cost him, in his words, "a fortune".


OK, smartass. You've had long enough.

Has your tiny brain worked out yet why making a series of phone calls to Texas might cost someone more money than arguing with you is worth?

Go on. Think about it. Even a fuckwit like you will get there eventually.

 

[Le Jacquelope]

Obi Wann just face it, I called your bluff and you folded your cards. You're not ever going to find out anything like what I described from any amount of phone calls.

No one will.

You know I was there and WARBRIDE wasn't.

BTW my private investigators now have a picture of you, obi wann
http://www.lastortugasvilla.com/views/chicken.jpg

 

[Don K Dyck]

Obi Wann just face it, I called your bluff and you folded your cards. You're not ever going to find out anything like what I described from any amount of phone calls.

No one will.

You know I was there and WARBRIDE wasn't.

BTW my private investigators now have a picture of you, obi wann
http://www.lastortugasvilla.com/views/chicken.jpg

AW geez, LT . . . you city guys know nuttin' about animals , do you?

That pic is NOT a chicken, it is a rooster!

Now LT . . . why would you want to turn up to kick Warmachine's arse?

Firstly, you would have to deal with the fact that Warmachine is unique . . . he is the only known specimen in the western world who has an anus at each end of his alimentary canal. So the problem becomes which anus do you kick?

Then, having made the correct decision to kick both of them, you would then be faced with the need to clean yourself up.

All that would happen is that you would get splattered by concentrated faeces of a particularly putrid stench . . . cleaning up just wouldn't be worth the effort . . .

 

[Le Jacquelope]

I had all angles covered.
I was wearing disposable boots.