I wish....

I wish that i would stop getting PMs starting out with

I have a wysh

If wishes be fyshes, then beggars might ride.

Take a ride on the ish, wish dish, baby!

I wish it wasn't so cold outside.

It isn't...Hop on a greyhound...I'll pick you up in Lordsburg.

I wish I didn't have a headache ..

Splendor in the grass (or anywhere else you choose) will fix you right up.

Science!

I wish that she wouldn't

Then don't allow her to.

edit: I PRESUME she wishes you would grow a spine.

[sunbunny3;53005450]I wish things were different..[/QUOTE]

Then make them so.

Revisit AZ..that's different then what you are doing now.

I wish I had someone to play with today.

You want I should loan you one? It's more fun though if you hook 'em yourself


I wish I was starting a torrid sexual chat with a woman right now....

You have my permission. Pick one and seduce her would be my advice.

I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.

This one sounded tough to grant. I looked at a calendar and I can JUST squeeze a miracle in.

For you, tomorrow will be Thursday. You are WELCOME!

I concur. I wish I could find a way to get paid to stay home.

It's called unemployment.

In the alternative start a home-based business....or find yourself a Nigerian Prince.


I wish I would have been more careful.

I can't help much with regrets...its a problem of tense. Past tense is tough. Best to just factory delete the rear-view mirror unless you actually think there are yet life lessons you think you'd rather learn by experience.

I wish he'd come home. I hate late nights.

I wish for his safe return on your behalf...I'm still working on my teleportation skillset.

I wish the seasons only got as bad as spring

Ecuador is temperate year-round. It's the new Austrailia, which was the new America, which was the new England. You are about 4 migrations behind. Step lively, mate.

Oh man I'm withya... I live in the desert and for SOME reason it gets HOT EVERY summer...not even kidding.

Weather...

I wished I lived in a house where one of four other inhabitants noticed i cut 8 inches off my hair....
I mean really hubby...really???

Better you assume he didn't notice then he didn't LIKE it...hope it wasn't TOO short? I wish women wouldn't assume cutting their hair will change their life. I understand that it feels like that though. Truly.

I wish I had enough posts to have an avatar. (Working on it. :D )

No need for my divine intervention when you have a good work effort. You will go far, my son.

"The Lord helps those that help themselves." -Ben Franklin as 'Poor Richard.'

I wish I wasn't going to bed alone tonight.

Hmmm...I happen to know a lovely (if slightly savage) Algonquin maiden thereabouts. Can't deliver her til well after midnight, if at all.... She has a mind of her own.

i wish i could fast forward through the next few weeks.

Coma, though a viable option, seems a bit extreme. Alcoholism maybe? Otherwise find something interesting to do erstwhile.

I could kick Yahoo! :mad:

meh..hate 'em ...I got nothin' (if it is freezing up SOMETIMES minimizing the window then maximizing fixes it...especially if you were trying a supplement like say photo-share...and yes please, btw)

I wish for a time machine :)

As in a way back machine with Mr. Peabody? Or, did you want to get back to the future?

To revisit the past (only advisable for dates you have fond memories about) I recommend journaling somehow.

As to the future...what's the rush?
 
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I wish there wasn't someone more annoying in this thread than I am in the ICT thread, not to mention densely presumptuous and diving at so many misinterpretations...
 
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I wish there wasn't someone more annoying in this thread than I am in the ICT thread, not to mention densely presumptuous and diving at so many misinterpretations...

~cheerfully~ Fuck YOU, Eeyore. I ,with great precociousness, presumptuously divine that you likely deserve your misery.

Three vague whines in as many days? You should tingle with JOY that you weren't ignored.

I wasn't aware you are a fan of the ICT thread...that fits.

I love how threads like this with a great premise devolve into cloistered little entitled cliques...where everyone ho-hums their little humble brags or their VagueBook style sighs of attention.

My POINT- apparently missed on most, was that there is ALWAYS something to that can be done to live life as you WISH.

THIS by the way coming from a guy that is definitely a "glass half EMPTY" sod. I know people that actually look for the positives and count their blessings...THOSE people know how to live. Truly.

It reminds me of the confession thread...no one ever has anything to confess because few of the regulars are out there living life worthy of confession.
 
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I wish someone thinking they have to tell us we can make our wishes happen would just dosappear. We know this already, who says we arent already working on it. But you should never run out of wishes or dreams because then there is nothing to reach for. So be gone! :)
 
I wish someone didn't feel the need to comment on so many wishes...:rolleyes:

I apologize...I didn't realize you were printing out the thread on a dot matrix printer...so sorry for your loss.

TO save space I removed you from my reply to your oh, so scintillating wish as it was exactly the same as one already covered.

Or were you actually just offended because i lumped your "I wish I didn't have a headache" comment with someone else's and didn't address you on an individuated basis? Consider this some attention.

Maybe the thread needs an instruction manual on who may post and how they should respond to these wishes. How about we see if we can change the thread title to just "sigh.......".

It's ironic. I NEVER rise to the bait when people sigh and VagueBook on FB...I guess I (wrongly) read a note of hopefulness in the way I perceived these "wishes". If I could have heard the actual voicing as a defeated sigh, I wouldn't even have opened the thread.

I wrote my little glib replies with some thought, if 'presumptuously'. It made me smile to write them. They were INTENDED to be mildly entertaining and possibly uplifting.

I wish I was a better person so that parachuting into a valley of gloom-junkies didn't harsh my buzz.

I wish I'd said that since I thought the same thing.:)

Oh, sorry did you feel left out? Here, have an attention cookie too!
 
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I wish you didn't feel the need to make yourself look ever more a complete cock, when you know nothing of what you speak about.

I am sorry this is Jeopardy. I am going to need that in the form of a question.
 
I wish someone would realize he isnt the wish granter, so should just crawl back from where he came!
 
I wish someone would start the Query thread preferably on the general board and just hang around there.

Anyway TTFN trolly.
 
I wish someone thinking they have to tell us we can make our wishes happen would just disappear. We know this already, who says we arent already working on it. But you should never run out of wishes or dreams because then there is nothing to reach for. So be gone! :)

You are truly a sad individual...no one HAS to tell you that you can make your wishes happen. It SHOULD be self-evident.

Excuse me, miss, "I am ruining the thread"...YOUR wish was for a headache to magically disappear...you WISHED for this...you are aware they have this thing lately from tree-bark called aspirin?? It SOUNDS as if you don't WANT a remedy for a dammned headache???? There is a wide class of effective analgesics....

Now lets PRESUME (for the sake of discussion....and I will discuss whatever I wish to- with whomever that CHOOSES to respond) that you sadly have medical issues that are NOT covered by a simple acetemeniphin, aspirin, ibupropin, or naproxin..

I STILL don't apologise. If you are suffering and ANYONE offers you in good faith even BAD advice you are pathetic to bitch in your passive aggressive voice that you WISH that SOMEONE (gee I WONDER WHO...pathetic!) would DISSAPEAR??? REALLYYYYYY???? So...like how? Suicide?

Homicide? Its been tried, wishes aren't gonna do it.

This is so g-d serious to you that you had a headache and I didn't just place a WHINE next to it for company that you want me gone???

Whine to Laurel maybe I'll be banned for suggesting you get laid to increase blood flow to increase blood flow to your brain, a positive if ever there was.

The problem with being an obvious passive aggressive is you occasionally run into someone who won't play by YOUR rules.

You need professional help.

Pond dweller is unreachable by professional help. He thinks I cant TELL from his clear words that he LIKES misery...doesn't take a degree in psychology to divine that.

edit...WOW! I just noticed his link to a "NoHari window with NO corresponding (positive) "JoHari" window...that alone speaks volumes, but for fun I (honestly and without rancor) filled in my perceptions of him out based solely on my interactions with him here. Despite his protestations MY perceptions matched WELL the perceptions of others that (presumably) have some idea of what he is about on a consistent basis.

I would encourage ya'all that don't want to give him a little feedback publicly but were bemused by the exchange to fill it out...(be nice!)

If he wants a second opinion I suggest he contact Dr. JBJ..

Hows that for relegating SOMEONE to third-person voice in a nice bitchy passive aggressive manner??? Nice, huh?
 
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I wish someone would just realize he really IS the wish granter and just crawl back from where he came!

Ahh shucks, ma'am! You are SO right, but not just me. We ALL came from Heaven and can crawl back into God's loving arms anytime we wish!

That's my favorite part of Lit. All the little inspirations that I find in the most unusual places.

To paraphrase the Prophet Trent Reznor "You let me violate you....(and therby)...you brought me closer to God!"

I wish Query WOULD stay as "The Wish Grantor" forever and ever.

OH, that's sweet... I have some other projects underway but I will be SURE to stop by often.

See ya, ya lovable ole EeYORE! Don't forget to take that dark cloud overhead with ya!

~ding, ding, ding went the trolly~ (I LOVED that part of Mister Rogers) the trolly ALWAYS knew where to go!
 
I wish people would let me bitch just to bitch. Not solve my problems with their know-it-allness.
I'm not looking for a solution necessarily, I probably know it. I just want to bitch.
 
I wish I had a wife who still enjoyed sex.....

That's an easy one: I grant that your wife still enjoys sex.

I am in a charitable mood since my earlier endowments were so graciously received, so....

I grant that your wife still enjoy sex with YOU! It won't be easy but this wish is attainable. Pm sent.

If we are being brutally honest here I wouldn't turn down a wish fulfilled that your lovely wife still wanted sex and preferred it in the form offered by the inestimable Jquery. If MY wish is granted I will totally share her with you.


(high)^5! Thanks for the tip-in! It would be awesome if EVERY wish in this thread today is granted in some fashion, by the hand of providence or whomever is at hand.

What if this became a cosmic wishing well that actually worked.

Hmmm better mind what I wish for, I think.

I had always thought it a prescient maxim that when a woman tells you her troubles she wants a hug and a head nod, not a solution. I am not a strict adherent to gender roles and insist it of no one...but still....

Hmm 'even' as a man, I needlessly complain at times, disregard oft-times the logical feedback that brings, and of course reject unsolicited advice even at my obvious peril, but bitch like a.....? I dunno
 
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