I want Michael Jackson!

[bluntforcemama]

http://www.weirdlinks.com/images/MJTHENANDNOW.JPG




I'm kidding, but it got your attention!

 

[LordMagicMan]

Omg how horrible is that. Thats a great example of spending too much on plastic surgery

 

[PolythenePam]

I think.....

he only likes ManBeef....or BoyBeef...or...never mind....

 

[Tabby432]

eww

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[TygerEyez]

Heehee, ow!

 

[Purple Haze]

Stick a fork in him, he's done.

He was cute when he was black.

 

[TN_Vixen]

I was watching a VH-1 thing on MJ

with my son a while ago and I said.. "Look, there's Michael when I was a teenager" and my son said... "Huh? Michael Jackson was black?"


hehe No joke!

 

[Neale]

A conspiracy...

Okay... who has ever seen Michael and his 'sister' Janet in the same place in the same time?

Chronology:
Jackson 5
Michael vanishes

Good Times, with Janet
Janet vanishes

Michael's solo career
Michael becomes weirdo recluse

Janet's solo career
Janet vanishes

Michael occasionally resurfaces with weird whiteface stuff...


Hmmm...

 

[PolythenePam]

good theory, but....

were they using smoke and mirrors in that "Scream" video....?

 

[Neale]

Trickery, I tell you!

Just like that so-called moon landing!

 

[beckbabe]

OMG!

That's back when he was still human! Remember when people thought he was weird because he wore one glove...little did they know.

 

[Starfish]

What? You guys have never seen Parent Trap? There is only one Hailey Mills.... How do you think they do that?

 

[Starfish]

Luke Skywalker had to wear a glove after Daddy severed his hand off. He's still human, right? Or is he?

All those scars on his face may have been from the 'motercycle accident' he was in, but I bet there is an android in there. I hear Mark Hammel got a bit 'whiney' (which was totally out of character ) and George Lucas got sick of it and fired him. I guess although he doesn't fuck around when it comes to his cloning techniques, He still can't get them to look exactly as their human counterparts did.

 

[Bob Peale]

Talk about God's way of telling you that you make too much money!