I should be writing about saffron midgets...

[perks]

having injurious sex in limosines, but I'm procrastinating. Anyone want to keep me company?

 

[alexandraaah]

having injurious sex in limosines, but I'm procrastinating. Anyone want to keep me company?

I should be walking my dog and getting ready to go to class....I'm yer girl if you're looking for a partner in procrastination.

 

[perks]

and what a lovely partner in crime. What havoc shall we wreak?

 

[Guest]

I empathise

 

[Marxist]

Re: I empathise

You and me both, Perky.

My writer's block has progressed from yesterday but now I've hit another one.

*sigh*

Still trying to work out how to get "heart" in there somewhere.

Does anyone in your story have a heart-shaped ass?

 

[on_the_verge]

Re: I empathise

You and me both, Perky.

My writer's block has progressed from yesterday but now I've hit another one.

*sigh*

Still trying to work out how to get "heart" in there somewhere.

Touch above your left breast and fell for a soft thumping within.
Look inside your soul and sprits and your heart will beat amgong them.
Err, are you looking for that icon? just take the arrows out to type the "heart" in manually :>>heart<<:

I think I better have some coffee before posting…

 

[perks]

once upon a time there was a feral midget with a heart shaped ass. While sitting at his saffron colored writing desk using his mechanical pencil to write calligraphy, he found a signet ring with a limosine engraved in it. The inside of the ring said something about the torchlight trilogy. He gasped loudly inhaling so hard he inhaled the ring and cause himself great injury. Not being able to breathe turned him on so greatly, he came and then passed out.

fuck me I forgot the word limit .

 

[kotori]

having injurious sex in limosines, but I'm procrastinating. Anyone want to keep me company?

I'll keep you company. . .



a little later. I'm watching "Mad Max" and just got to the part where the Feral Child cuts off that one guys fingers with the razor-edged boomerang.

Hey, perks--I'll let you cheat and write about a cygnet--that would be more in your line, right?

 

[Guest]

Re: Re: I empathise

 

[Guest]

 

[perks]

<grin> oh yeah....

it's the writing properly without yummy cliches that is blocking me.

as for you kotori, I believe I like the ducks not the swans, ya heard?

 

[kotori]

I thought all water fowl were game.

 

[perks]

I thought all water fowl were game.

you did?lol. silly goose

 

[kotori]

now I'm lol

you did?lol. silly goose

thanx for that. see ya later, this gander must meander.

 

[perks]

damn I so wanted to swallow

 

[perks]

when is the deadline?...I am a mental midget....ohhhhhh YAY.....be right back have to jot that down.