I really NEED a woman.

[erosman]

Put Another Log On The Fire

Put another log on the fire
Cook me up some bacon and some beans,
Go out to the car and change the tires,
Wash my socks and sew my old blue jeans;
Fill my pipe and then go fetch my slippers,
And boil me up another pot of tea.
Then put another log on the fire, babe
And come and tell me why you're leaving me.

Well, don't I let you wash the car on Sunday?
And don't I warn you when you're getting fat?
And ain't I gonna take you fishin' someday?
Well, a man can't love a woman more than that.
And ain't I always nice to your kid sister?
Well don't I take her drivin' every night?
So sit there at my feet 'cause I like you when you're sweet
And you know that it's not feminine to fight...

 

[MissTaken]

Ya, but will you put that damn swing set together for me?

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[erosman]

Ya, but will you put that damn swing set together for me?

LOL, how old are those kids? Damn, teach them to be resourceful. Give them a couple of wrenches. There's pictures, I'm sure in the instructions. How the hell do you think a man could put it together, if it wasn't for the pictures?

 

[erosman]

...and who said romance is dead?

Surely you've heard this song, DA. I had an uncle who would sing this at family reunions 20 years ago. He was the same man who got onto an elevator once with a gorgeous woman who was spilling out of her blouse and her skirt was skin tight. After the elevator door closed, she proceeded to take all of her clothes off in a hurry, and then whilst she is standing there looking like a centerfold, she says in a husky voice, "OK, now treat me like a woman." So, my uncle sizes the situation up for a brief moment, and then proceeds to take his clothes off, and throw them onto the pile of her clothes, and says, "There, you can wash mine too."

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[LukkyKnight]

Ya, but will you put that damn swing set together for me?

That's the plan. Gotta like swinging.

 

[erosman]

Cro-magnum

Cro-magnum, DA ? I'll show you a magnum that'll make you crow


and, MissT, it was reading your thread this morning that kept that chauvinistic song playing in my head all day. Thanks


You don't need a man...just a good fuck

 

[Desert Amazon]

 

[Dillinger]

Bonnie Raitt

One of my favorites - I have recordings of a band I was in playing this song - going back 20 years now...

The men that I've been seeing
well they got their soul up on a shelf
you know they could never love me
cuz they can't even love themselves

But I want someone to love me
baby I want one to understand
Won't put himself above me
Who can love me like a man

I never seen such losers
even though I tried
Find a mind to take me home instead of
taking me for a ride

Baby, I use someone to care
Believe it when I tell you darlin'
you can love me like a man

Oh they want me to rock them
like my back ain't got no bone
I want a man whose gonna rock me
like my backbone was his own

baby, I want to wait until you can
Believe it when I tell you darlin'
You can love me like a man

Come home sad and lonely
Feel like I wanna cry
Come over here and hold me baby
and don't ever ask the reason why
I said I, I want a lover
Won't have to work to understand

Don't put yourself above me baby
Love me like a man