I need something to go as planned... just one thing!

[perks]

For the last three days I have been busting my ass making cookies for a post holiday party.

The duckling was going to a babysitter for the first time in her life. And I was free at my house for about 4 hours until the party.

Until about 2 minutes ago, when the party got postponed, due to shitty fucking weather.

That my friends, after this week, is called adding insult to injury.

 

[Guest]

Do you want me to rub salt in too?

 

[perks]

I'd rather you didn't, thanks.

 

[april-wine]

How about just a GOOD rubbing Perks???


Sorry about your party.....I'll send some nasty messages to God.....

 

[Guest]

I'm getting good at killing threads.

Progress.

 

[perks]

How about just a GOOD rubbing Perks???


Sorry about your party.....I'll send some nasty messages to God.....

*laughing*

rubbing is always appreciated, thanks.

 

[amelia]

if you need to do something with all those cookies, i know a girl in texas that would LOVE to have them.

 

[islandman]

I'll come over and eat the cookies if no one wants them. In exchange, I'll give you a massage that'll make you forget all of your troubles.

And make you like men again.

 

[teddybear4play]

I wondered how the Steelers won that game.

I was unwilling to make my ass brown.

TB4p

 

[kiwiwolf]

For the last three days I have been busting my ass making cookies for a post holiday party.

The duckling was going to a babysitter for the first time in her life. And I was free at my house for about 4 hours until the party.

Until about 2 minutes ago, when the party got postponed, due to shitty fucking weather.

That my friends, after this week, is called adding insult to injury.

Soft hugs baby.

 

[amelia]

i just scrolled up through this thread. it's an ass thread! perky on top of me on top of islandman. wheeeeeeeeeeeee!

 

[Nora]

if you need to do something with all those cookies, i know a girl in texas that would LOVE to have them.

she means me, of course.

 

[Pagliacci]

Did someone just mention asses ?

Perky wins by default.
Amelia is a close second.

 

[amelia]

Did someone just mention asses ?

Perky wins by default.
Amelia is a close second.

are you calling me an ass?

 

[Sukit_beatch!]

Yo, in prison, atheletes foot runs rampant. I used to put garbage bags on my feet in the shower. I thought this might start a trend but I wasn't that cool. Everyone else said their atheletes foot went away though. They asked me to keep wearing the bags on my feet. It's weird because I'm not really all that athletic.

 

[perks]

I'll come over and eat the cookies if no one wants them. In exchange, I'll give you a massage that'll make you forget all of your troubles.

And make you like men again.

make me like men again?

is that possible?

 

[LukkyKnight]

make me like men again?

is that possible?

Only one way to find out.

Now, take the cookies someplace and gift them away. Random acts of niceness do wild things for your karma.

 

[perks]

Only one way to find out.

Now, take the cookies someplace and gift them away. Random acts of niceness do wild things for your karma.

they're still going to the man's main restaurant, just not both of them, although some of them are sure to be transferred.

 

[Pagliacci]

are you calling me an ass?

No I was grading those in the AVs