I Need Help!

[Black Tulip]

What are you waiting for???

My camera is primed and ready.

Ok, that does it. Watch the new AV.

 

[Guest]

Ok, that does it. Watch the new AV.

Woohoo! Go girly!

I love it!

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Ouch, a tumbling tulip could very easily lead to a squashed Phildo.

What are you waiting for???

My camera is primed and ready.

You better have the camera rolling! If the Phildo positions himself just right it could be the biggest Impalement and Sexual penetration ever caught on film!

 

[Guest]

You better have the camera rolling! If the Phildo positions himself just right it could be the biggest Impalement and Sexual penetration ever caught on film!

What are we waiting for?

 

[A7inchPhildo]

What are we waiting for?

Just for BT to put on her cheerleading outfit

 

[Guest]

Just for BT to put on her cheerleading outfit

Quite!

She's made an attempt, with her new AV, but something tells me that isn't her.

 

[Black Tulip]

What do you mean by that?

Dark haired, on the chubby side, a tad evil. Yup, it's me all right.



Only thing missing is a pair of glasses.

 

[Guest]

Ok, sorry, I take it all back.

I believe you.

 

[pop_54]

Hmmmmmm

Hmm sounds as though you're doing well dear, keep up the good work, any nail marks in the wallpaper yet?

You've gone this far you can go all the way, you start again and you're in trouble young lady. You aren't too big to go over my knee.

I gave up sex for 'Lent' once you know, about 5 yrs ago it was, any idea when Lent finishes I'm gagging for a shag.

 

[Guest]

Re: Hmmmmmm

Hmm sounds as though you're doing well dear, keep up the good work, any nail marks in the wallpaper yet?

You've gone this far you can go all the way, you start again and you're in trouble young lady. You aren't too big to go over my knee.

I gave up sex for 'Lent' once you know, about 5 yrs ago it was, any idea when Lent finishes I'm gagging for a shag.

Thanks, sweetie.

You're the second person to threaten me with bad happenings today, if I start again. I sure as hell won't be, although a spanking is tempting.

Hehehe! That made me laugh!

Lou

 

[A7inchPhildo]

What do you mean by that?

Dark haired, on the chubby side, a tad evil. Yup, it's me all right.



Only thing missing is a pair of glasses.

And a Phildo between your legs!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lee_2061]

Hi, I really hate doing this but it worked for me and it hell, it'll probably work for you too.
I asked myself 3 questions before I have a smoke. I'm only allowed to have one if I answer "No" to all 3.
Am I really in love with my woman?
Do I want to spend as many days of my life with her as possible?
Am I strong enough to not have a smoke?

Make up your own questions. Ask and answer truthfully. Just give it a try.

Either you stop smoking or you have a serious re-think about your current relationship/marriage.

Best Regards.

 

[Guest]

Hi, I really hate doing this but it worked for me and it hell, it'll probably work for you too.
I asked myself 3 questions before I have a smoke. I'm only allowed to have one if I answer "No" to all 3.
Am I really in love with my woman?
Do I want to spend as many days of my life with her as possible?
Am I strong enough to not have a smoke?

Make up your own questions. Ask and answer truthfully. Just give it a try.

Either you stop smoking or you have a serious re-think about your current relationship/marriage.

Best Regards.

Thanks, Lee.

It's always good to get a new angle and perspective. I'm on my fifth day now, and I won't be so naive as to say I have it cracked, but my resolve it getting stronger each day.

I'll also pass on what you said to my husband, as he's quitting with me.

Thanks again, for taking the time to offer some very helpful advice. It's the hard-hitting stuff that often gets me through in my weaker moments.

Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmmmmmmmmmm.........

It would seem I've missed some interesting comments around here!!!!

The Rude Dude is here now!

That'll be day five cracked now then missy, wont it?????

 

[Guest]

Yay! The man has arrived!

Great to see you. And, yep, that's day five cracked! Woohoooo!

I'm sure you'll soon catch up on all those interesting comments.

Katie-Lou

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Been there, done that.

Some very nice words spoken about the Rude one!!!

 

[Guest]

Cool.

You know me, I only speak the truth.

Anyway, you don't know what I was thinking when I said certain things.

Can't speak for anyone else, though.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

Hmm, true.

Or who you were talking about either????

 

[Guest]

Not a bloody clue!

I don't even know what I'm saying half the time. Must be the cold turkey having a strange effect on me.

 

[lewdandlicentious]

See, more gobble talk!!!

 

[Guest]

 

[Mhari]

Coming late to the, erm, party, but I figure all encouragement is good, yes?

I know you can do it, Loulou!!

*hugs* and

 

[Dirt Man]

Congratulations on making it through day 5. Also, I'm delighted that you took my suggestion to heart about the money saving. Though the amounts may seem small to some people, in 52 weeks, or exactly one year that's a total savings of 1,040 pounds divided between you and your two girls. Not too shabby, eh. Not to mention the 1,040 pounds used for household bills by your husband's not smoking, too. And that doesn't even include the interest you collected on this money so far. If all you spend of this is for a night on the town, to celebrate your first smoke free year then things really start to look interesting when the second year's anniversary rolls around. If this continues for five years you'll have, 5,200 pounds earning interest compounded in those bank accounts. If every time you get to this amount you invest 5,000 in something stable, but that pays more interest than a savings account you are well on the way to financing your children's college education, purchasing a new family vehicle, or even an estate of your own.

As Always
I Am the
Dirt Man

 

[Boxlicker101]

Hi, Lou. Being several hours ahead of me, you should be on your sixth day now. I hope your husband took care of you horniness the other day. His own too, of course. By now, the worst physical part of it should be over, at least judging from my experience. The psychological part, especially the triggers, are still a problem. Not having cigarets around is an obvious help there.

Some others have said something about writing a story about it. I said I would write a poen, non-erotic, and here are the first two verses:

One day, Tatelou said to us, “I’m quitting smoking, guys.”
Written down the whynots and I’ve written down the whys.
Do you have some help for me?” she said to all on Lit,
Any tips you have for me to help me really quit?”

Sub Joe told her give them up for one day, till you see.
“I agree,” Black Tulip said. “I found it worked for me.”
“Cold turkey is the only way to go,” I said to Lou.
She agreed and said that lollipops may help her through.

If you object, I'll stop, of course.

( )

 

[A7inchPhildo]

Box so far I find it humerous but cute, keep going!

Just stopped in to paste a sticky note:


Katie No smoking!