plasticman33
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My wife is menopausal and has lost interest. My girlfriend lives far, far away! I haven't had sex in over two months! Help!!!
I Need A Woman!
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Juspar Emvan
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Try 5 months. But less than a week to go!
Fly_On_Wall
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how about 23 years without a touch.....
If i can servive so can you
If i can servive so can you
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plasticman33 said:
Damn I think you and I have parallel lives. My wife isn't menapausal she's just a bitch and now she thinks sex is bad...go figure? Any how I havent had sex in...ummmm..damn it's been at least 2 months..more I think. My girlfriend lives far away too....maybe we should figure out a way to get all the lit people who live close to each other to get together and have pity sex. That might help.... what's the prevailing thought on this plan?
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how about 23 years without a touch.....
I'm praying your 103 yrs old.
Fly_On_Wall said:how about 23 years without a touch.....
If i can servive so can you
I'm praying your 103 yrs old.
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Re: Re: Re: I Need A Woman!
Hey don't pick on Southern, I'm in total agreement with him! Besides she's clear at the other end of the state. If I have to hop a plane, Cath, you know where I'll be going!
By the way the girl at the bowling alley is far to young, I do have a few scruples!
Cath! said:
your girlfriend lives in the same state as plasticman...hmm...what was that you said about pity sex?
Hey don't pick on Southern, I'm in total agreement with him! Besides she's clear at the other end of the state. If I have to hop a plane, Cath, you know where I'll be going!
By the way the girl at the bowling alley is far to young, I do have a few scruples!
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Re: Re: Re: I Need A Woman!
Hey Cath...I share! Especially for good causes! The problem we have here is I'm not in Canada, hmmmm....the plot thickens. Maybe we can get Suni and I_am_Canadian in on this deal. He is in Canada...Suni is in Georgia...plasticman is in ohio...este is in ohio...you are in canada...there problem solved.
Cath! said:
your girlfriend lives in the same state as plasticman...hmm...what was that you said about pity sex?
Hey Cath...I share! Especially for good causes! The problem we have here is I'm not in Canada, hmmmm....the plot thickens. Maybe we can get Suni and I_am_Canadian in on this deal. He is in Canada...Suni is in Georgia...plasticman is in ohio...este is in ohio...you are in canada...there problem solved.
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I Need A Woman!
ummmm...I'll take the girl at the bowling alley...I mean she must have her work permit...right?
plasticman33 said:
Hey don't pick on Southern, I'm in total agreement with him! Besides she's clear at the other end of the state. If I have to hop a plane, Cath, you know where I'll be going!
By the way the girl at the bowling alley is far to young, I do have a few scruples!
ummmm...I'll take the girl at the bowling alley...I mean she must have her work permit...right?
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Re: Re: Re: Re: I Need A Woman!
Sounds like a plan to me!
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Sounds like a plan to me!
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Its easy Cath...just screw the closest lit member. You cant go wrong.
Cath! said:
Its easy Cath...just screw the closest lit member. You cant go wrong.
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closest....hmmmmmmmmmmm....waving
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april-wine said:closest....hmmmmmmmmmmm....waving
Hmmmm, Ontario isn't that far for me!
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Re: yeah, sweetie...but one minor problem with that concept...
Might be fun trying to change her mind!
Cath! said:
a-w is a woman's woman...
Might be fun trying to change her mind!
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Hmmmmmmmm changing my mind lol....Could be my lucky day lol
Five hours in a plane, hmmmmmm it's possible lol....
Five hours in a plane, hmmmmmm it's possible lol....
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april-wine said:Hmmmmmmmm changing my mind lol....Could be my lucky day lol
Five hours in a plane, hmmmmmm it's possible lol....
Hmmm, lets see, if I start paddling my canoe across the lake, I should reach the Ontario coastline by tomorrow sometime!
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sheeeeeeesh wear some woolies honey it's bloody cold lol.....
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bluemuse said:
Hey! Do I know you?
