I need a thespian

[Liar]

Wait.

I realized that I actually do need a lesbian.

A musical I'm involved in producing is looking for actors. One that plays a half of a female gay couple. Singing, dancing and fluency in Swedish, Engligh and French required. Plus, the director insists that she wants actual gay actors for those parts.

A lesbian thespian.

Huh.

 

[ABSTRUSE]

Wait.

I realized that I actually do need a lesbian.

A musical I'm involved in producing is looking for actors. One that plays a half of a female gay couple. Singing, dancing and fluency in Swedish, Engligh and French required. Plus, the director insists that she wants actual gay actors for those parts.

A lesbian thespian.

Huh.

Does that include airfare?

 

[Svenskaflicka]

There IS a difference between NEEDING and "being in the need of", Liar.

 

[Liar]

I have special needs, svenska.

I need to knead a thespian.


I'll kneed a lesbian too.

But I can't see why she'd want that.

 

[Liar]

Does that include airfare?

I'll have to check the piggy bank.

 

[Svenskaflicka]

I have special needs, svenska.

I need to knead a thespian.


I'll kneed a lesbian too.

But I can't see why she'd want that.

I believe that requires a few thespian qualities of your own...