I need a massage...

[christcat69]

I'm all sore and stiff in my little neck and shoulders. I need $20 to go get an hour massage please. If you'd like to make a donation please PM me. Thanks and remember all proceeds will go towards a swedish massage from some hot chick (who will perhaps touch my boobies).

 

[DarkAngel]

Ik heb nodig nog een bier!

 

[christcat69]

Yes feel free to donate beer too!
I prefer Heinekin and Grotsch.


Oh and can I have a couple bucks towards the swedish massage? Or does that mean you need some beer before donating for my massage? Feel free to send some dutch buds...

 

[DarkAngel]

Yes feel free to donate beer too!
I prefer Heinekin and Grotsch.


Oh and can I have a couple bucks towards the swedish massage? Or does that mean you need some beer before donating for my massage? Feel free to send some dutch buds...

Zo begrijpt u Nederlands?

 

[christcat69]

Not Dutch baby, just know how to order beers in a few languages.

 

[DarkAngel]

I see

 

[christcat69]

Hey guys...
have some pity....
I still need a massage...
I'm sore...
I'll whine until you give in.

 

[Carp]

How about if I donate the massage...

 

[christcat69]

Ok I know we're all about to die in an atomic fireball but I still need a massage.

CARP- where are you?

 

[curious2c]

Yoohoo! I can do a german/Irish type massage for christcat. Deep and warm. With my hands of course. what were you thinking?\

 

[christcat69]

Yoohoo! I can do a german/Irish type massage for christcat. Deep and warm. With my hands of course. what were you thinking?\

Actually, deep and warm put the idea of a jacuzzi tub into my head...but then hands were involved.
So wait, are you saying you want to touch my boobies?

 

[curious2c]

Actually, deep and warm put the idea of a jacuzzi tub into my head...but then hands were involved.
So wait, are you saying you want to touch my boobies?

ummm...well...YES

Of course in a purely professioal way.

 

[christcat69]

ummm...well...YES

Of course in a purely professioal way.

ah yes...that is where it hurts the most.

What are you gonna do?

 

[curious2c]

ah yes...that is where it hurts the most.

What are you gonna do?

Think I am going to cry inside for missed opportunities. heh heh

 

[Frimost]

How about my secret tongue “massage” to you’re crotch.. How’s that?

 

[Lovepotion69]

Pardon my ignorance, but what the heck IS a Swedish massage? I keep seeing it while walking along Soho and seen it mentioned, but I still to this day have no clue what it is. I know what a Thai massage is, but not a Swedish. (and I am from Sweden!)

 

[christcat69]

How about my secret tongue “massage” to you’re crotch.. How’s that?

haha big secret....
you're is you are; in this case it would just be your, unless you were calling me a crotch; in which case I would prefer cunt, but thanks...
plus what makes you think your secret tongue massage can compete with my lesbian girlfriend?

 

[curious2c]

Pardon my ignorance, but what the heck IS a Swedish massage? I keep seeing it while walking along Soho and seen it mentioned, but I still to this day have no clue what it is. I know what a Thai massage is, but not a Swedish. (and I am from Sweden!)

uh I mean

come on over here and i will show you up close and personnal!

 

[Lovepotion69]

uh I mean

come on over here and i will show you up close and personnal!

LOL I'm being serious here! What's the difference between a Swedish and a Thai massage? Pleas someone broaden my knowledge in these matters once and for all.

/LP
P.S. Curious2c, did I mention I'm half Swedish and half Thai?

 

[christcat69]

Pardon my ignorance, but what the heck IS a Swedish massage? I keep seeing it while walking along Soho and seen it mentioned, but I still to this day have no clue what it is. I know what a Thai massage is, but not a Swedish. (and I am from Sweden!)

In all honesty, I don't know but I know it's twenty bucks and it sounds damn good.


curious is that really you? Are you frisky today?

 

[curious2c]

In all honesty, I don't know but I know it's twenty bucks and it sounds damn good.


curious is that really you? Are you frisky today?

umm...yep it's me in the flesh. I'm in an excellent mood too

 

[curious2c]

LOL I'm being serious here! What's the difference between a Swedish and a Thai massage? Pleas someone broaden my knowledge in these matters once and for all.

/LP
P.S. Curious2c, did I mention I'm half Swedish and half Thai?

half Swedish and half Thai?...O M G.

heart beating way too fast to talk now.


heh heh

Actually I think it comes from blonde guy's named Hans (NOT to be confused with Hanns S.) who had muscles,blonde hair, and tans.

 

[Frimost]

haha big secret....
you're is you are; in this case it would just be your, unless you were calling me a crotch; in which case I would prefer cunt, but thanks...

huh????

plus what makes you think your secret tongue massage can compete with my lesbian girlfriend?

That’s why it’s called the “secret tongue massage” and not the “plainly obvious tongue massage”.

 

[kcbigkid]

Nothing better then a massage

But when you can't get one or can't afford one. Then the next best thing is some of the great massage stories on Literotica.... Yes you all have written some great stories..............