I love the melodious tinkle of artillery shelling as much as the next girl, but jeeez

KillerMuffin

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I thought the Nasty Girls were sposed to get drunk and chase strippers

Or is this the active army doing it? It's been going on practically non stop for the last 36 hours. Are we taking over Milford? You know it only has about 300 people there, the infantry could do it without even breaking a sweat. Is this live fire exercises until someone is freakin elected?

ENOUGH already. Get some space heaters and electic blankets if you think the pipes will freeze. Two night fires in a row, good grief guys, a girl needs silence to write pornography. Practice next week when I'm not going to be writing, will ya???

Why do they always do this when the StudMuffin is gone and I'm incredibly horny. Is there some sort of WetMuffin radar up there or what?

Okay, enough bitching. I'm gonna go watch the rangers do some PT now. Or maybe not.
 
Well, you could always throw on the 1812 Overture and crank it up . . .
 
Nothing like the distant rumble of tank cannon to lull one to sleep. You must live in a town like Muldraugh, KY if you have a nighty serranade. In Muldraugh it doesn't matterwich way you go, you will be on some part of Fort Knox before you get to another town.
 
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