I live waaaay out in the middle of nowhere...

[warrior queen]

...and yet the Jehovah Witness people still manage to find me!
Wtf is up with coming to my door at 7-30 fucking am?
If I want to know about your bloody religion, I'll get off my ass and come to you

 

[warrior queen]

I'm afraid I was a little rude...

 

[O-dad's Medium]

It's best to keep an orange sheet near the front door.

Wind it about yourself before opening the door and telling them to go away because they are offending the Buddha.

...

Alternately you can ask them if they would like to join your ritual, and if they happen to have any ketchup.

 

[moonflasher]

I tell them I can't talk right now.....I'm in the middle of sucking some guy off....I'll be able to speak to you once he cum's.....and off they go

 

[KRCummings]

They are doing something they truly believe is the most important thing in the world to both you and them. I don't fault them for that. I do question the whole 144,000 thing though. Not to their face because I don't want to talk to them but just in general.

 

[Sean]

I usually invite them in, offer them tea then argue with them.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

I usually invite them in, offer them tea then argue with them.

I used to, back in college.

...

Then I gave up on them.

 

[Sean]

I used to, back in college.

...

Then I gave up on them.

They never come back.

 

[JohnnySavage]

I don't answer my door. I don't know anybody that would come for a visit, and everyone else should piss off.

 

[gravyrug]

We used to live right next door to a Kingdom Hall. We got exactly one visit. Mrs Rug answered in her nightie, the woman dragged the young man away, and they never came back.

 

[Typo Fu Master]

I've heard a chalked outline works well. Police tape is optional.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

They never come back.

True.

But I moved about a lot and had... three opportunities in 4 years for debate.

 

[KRCummings]

The Mormons told me that you don't have to be Mormon for their message. That made about as much sense as the Witness 144,000 thing.
I wish Methodists did door-to-door.
"What the fuck do you want?"
"We're here to talk about Jesus, you miserable fuck."
"It's early, go fuck yourself."
"We will as soon as we're done."

 

[islandman]

We used to live right next door to a Kingdom Hall. We got exactly one visit. Mrs Rug answered in her nightie, the woman dragged the young man away, and they never came back.

Pics of Mrs. Rug, please.

 

[CHNOPS]

They are doing something they truly believe is the most important thing in the world to both you and them. I don't fault them for that. I do question the whole 144,000 thing though. Not to their face because I don't want to talk to them but just in general.

I'm not worried about the 144,000 thing. I know the sound man there. I can always get in.

 

[KRCummings]

I'm not worried about the 144,000 thing. I know the sound man there. I can always get in.

I wonder if Witnesses feel cheated if they get to Heaven and find out everyone gets in.

 

[CHNOPS]

I wonder if Witnesses feel cheated if they get to Heaven and find out everyone gets in.

"This is bullshit. I knocked on that guy's door five times, and all he ever did was invite me in for tea just to argue with me. How the fuck did HE get in here?"

 

[artemesia_g]

We used to live right next door to a Kingdom Hall. We got exactly one visit. Mrs Rug answered in her nightie, the woman dragged the young man away, and they never came back.

You should have opened the door. They'd have been pretty shocked to see Jesus.

 

[SugarBunny2012]

I live in the Bible Belt and surprisingly never get visited much by em. That might be on purpose though, the chances increases of getting some crazed Southern Baptist or Presbyterian who will get especially hostile towards other religious solicitation.

 

[O-dad's Medium]

Fighting hellfire with hellfire.

 

[warrior queen]

I understand that some religions require devotees to spend time going out into the community and spreading the word.... I just wish they wouldn't spread it to me!
I am still pissed that they came to my home so early - there are certain times of the day when it's not polite to simply turn up

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

...and yet the Jehovah Witness people still manage to find me!
Wtf is up with coming to my door at 7-30 fucking am?
If I want to know about your bloody religion, I'll get off my ass and come to you

I feel your pain...

 

[4est_4est_Gump]

I don't answer my door. I don't know anybody that would come for a visit, and everyone else should piss off.

I treat them like respected guests.

Since no one has ever returned from the afterlife with a preview, I find it best to hedge all my bets...

Don't want to try and short heaven!

 

[mercury14]

...and yet the Jehovah Witness people still manage to find me!
Wtf is up with coming to my door at 7-30 fucking am?
If I want to know about your bloody religion, I'll get off my ass and come to you

A while back I lived in the middle of some rice paddies and woods in rural Japan. Jehovah's Witnesses still came to my door every few months.

 

[girlsmiley]

A while back I lived in the middle of some rice paddies and woods in rural Japan. Jehovah's Witnesses still came to my door every few months.

I like yor flair, commonchebro!

That's why they attack...