I know you too well to share my kinks.

[MedicalMuse]

That IS sexy!

I hope he repaid you with, ironically, la petite mort.

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

But what a way to go!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

That guy would die a happy man for sure

 

[Endless_Night]

So, not exactly on theme, but I've not been a 100% so there's been a certain amount of laying around watching television.

The Great British Bakeoff.

One of the contestants works as a drag king.

I did not know this was a thing.

I mean, I probably should have, but it just didn't occur.

 

[Love_Is_Blonde]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

Yes, my optometrist was super hot. Dr Nick. I felt very awkward though. The dark room and him leaning in super close to examine my eyes..

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?

No. I just kept up with my annual optometrist appointment

If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

I guess it depends on the type of doctor. A therapist? That would distract me. A purely medical appointment? I don’t think it would matter.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:

No.

If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?
If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?

I’ve always gone to women therapists. Just easier to talk to, IMO.

Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

I used to when I was younger. I would get a little uncomfortable during some appointments if it was a male doctor. Now that I’m older, I’ve had kids- after those appointments and having a baby, it felt like everyone was in the room for that so now it’s just not a big deal. They’ve seen it all already and I’m just another patient they’re trying to help.

 

[hotwords229_A]

No. I just kept up with my annual optometrist appointment

As long as your eye exams aren’t twice a week we won’t be suspicious.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

Yes. I have a doctor currently that is pretty attractive. She isn’t just good looking, but she has a very bubbly personality. Much more personable than most docs.

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?

Nope.

If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

Believe it or not, I can control myself.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:

Not without being attracted, no.

If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?

If I were a medical person, what I did to their tongues wouldn’t be depressing.

If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?

Female. I think women are more intuitive, where guys are just reading about things in books. I can do that myself.

Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

Of course I prefer someone who knows what they’re doing more than anything. But I am biased enough to think women (generally) are going to care just a little bit more than a guy. And that might make a difference.

 

[Endless_Night]

But I am biased enough to think women (generally) are going to care just a little bit more than a guy.

Your faith in us is inordinately touching.


The lack of emoji is intended to keep you on the fence as to whether I'm being serious. Or not.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Your faith in us is inordinately touching.


The lack of emoji is intended to keep you on the fence as to whether I'm being serious. Or not.

I did use the word generally for a reason.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I did use the word generally for a reason.

So it'd be a different answer privately? How about corporally? Majorly? Would a specialist answer be any different?

 

[hotwords229_A]

So it'd be a different answer privately? How about corporally? Majorly? Would a specialist answer be any different?

Are you asking me to rank women?
I refuse.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Are you asking me to rank women?
I refuse.

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself. You're not trash! You type too well, for one!

 

[Apisto42]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Hot. This scenario featured often in my younger self’s fantasies.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

Optometrist. Which seems to be a theme. She’s moderately attractive, nice body, but has stunning eyes. I think there’s something sexual about the closeness of looking into each others eyes that triggers the arousal. As humans, we don’t spend a lot of time looking closely into each others eyes unless it’s an intimate moment.

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?

No.

If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

I think I would have a hard time developing a strong sexual attraction to a health care provider because the setting is not conducive to that. I usually feel like shit if I’m in that setting.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:

No. The freezing conditions of most appointment rooms usually forestalls boners (and feeling like shit).

If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?

Not applicable

If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?

I’ve talked to both. IMO it really doesn’t matter. Most of them are quacks so find one that’s intelligent and stick with them.

Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

I don’t really care. My annual checkup is almost useless because they have so many patients they just run you through as fast as possible. Usually if I’m feeling shitty I just go to the urgent care nearer to me and it’s mostly (all?) women. I suppose when I need to get the old prostate checked I might care, but maybe @MedicalMuse could do that for me?

 

[Apisto42]

So, not exactly on theme, but I've not been a 100% so there's been a certain amount of laying around watching television.

The Great British Bakeoff.

One of the contestants works as a drag king.

I did not know this was a thing.

I mean, I probably should have, but it just didn't occur.

https://i.ibb.co/JWVz89qq/IMG-8562.jpg

 

[hotwords229_A]

https://i.ibb.co/JWVz89qq/IMG-8562.jpg

She’s never going to click on this!

 

[Apisto42]

She’s never going to click on this!

Yeah, but she should. It’s totally safe. I curse not being able to just post safe pics.

 

[LadyLascivious1]

https://i.ibb.co/JWVz89qq/IMG-8562.jpg

It’s certified @Endless_Night safe!

 

[Endless_Night]

https://i.ibb.co/JWVz89qq/IMG-8562.jpg

She’s never going to click on this!

You know me so well.

 

[Endless_Night]

It’s certified @Endless_Night safe!

Oh! It is!

 

[Apisto42]

Oh! It is!

Tart.

 

[Endless_Night]

Tart.

Rude!

 

[hotwords229_A]

Let’s examine some sexy twins. And, for once, I’m not talking about your breasts or my balls.

Identical twins are a sexual fantasy. One that is pretty hot, until you realize they’re related!
Then you get what, in guy terms, is called an uncomfortable boner*.

Are you an identical twin? Have you ever dated or married a twin?
Do you think twins have a strange sense of body autonomy since anyone who has seen one naked essentially has seen the other naked?
Do you think twins are more sexualized because “it seems” like they would have, at one point, compared bodies with each other, unlike most siblings?
If you found out you had a twin, then learned they do degrading porn, how would you handle that? Can you sue? Probably not.
If your twin was offered a movie roll that required (innocent) nudity and the company was willing to pay a LOT more if you also did it, would you? (I mean, the twin is going to do it anyway).
If you could travel back in time to yesterday, would you have sex with yourself just to see what it’s like? Even though you wouldn’t (I hope) have sex with your identical twin.
Are you as disturbed by this line of questioning as I am?


*A boner you are ashamed of, but still have.

 

[Endless_Night]

Are you an identical twin? Have you ever dated or married a twin?

I dated an identical twin once.

He was 6'7" , extremely hot, and a model at one time. He was also remarkably whiney.

I never knew his brother well, but they seemed completely different in character. One thing I did notice was that he seemed to focus on their physical differences rather than similarities. Like, his twin was half an inch taller and such.

They looked identical to me.

If you could travel back in time to yesterday, would you have sex with yourself just to see what it’s like?

Uh. I'm confused. How does this tie up with the twin line of questioning?

Are you as disturbed by this line of questioning as I am?

After that last question? Starting to be.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Like, his twin was half an inch taller and such.

Was he also half and inch longer?

Uh. I'm confused. How does this tie up with the twin line of questioning?

Don’t identical twins all have sex with each other, or has porn misguided me again?

 

[Endless_Night]

Was he also half and inch longer?

This may surprise you -

I did not ask.

Don’t identical twins all have sex with each other, or has porn misguided me again?

Oh!

Is that a fantasy thing with guy twins, too?