I know you too well to share my kinks.

[MissSNG]

Given most of the holeymen I'm aware of around here, I'd not consider it hot. A couple of the younger born-again preachers or their wives, maybe, but I'm not really interested in Domming any 'of the cloth' in general. Whilst I'm twisty and kinked, I'm not particularly bent that way.

I’m thinking more along the lines of the priest from Fleabag
Or this hot vicar from TikTok specifically lol

 

[UsuallyPresent]

I’m thinking more along the lines of the priest from Fleabag
Or this hot vicar from TikTok specifically lol

I dunno Fleabag, sorry - culturally illiterate, I know.

Buttttt I did find this! https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/conservative-catholic-bishop-leaves-church-for-erotic-writer/

 

[Wand3rlust]

I’m thinking more along the lines of the priest from Fleabag
Or this hot vicar from TikTok specifically lol

To be fair, Andrew Scott is just hot.

 

[MissSNG]

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To be fair, Andrew Scott is just hot.

Yassssssss

 

[hotwords229_A]

Some of you may need to confess your sinful thoughts . . .

^^^CAUTION: Super Hot Porn.

 

[MissSNG]

I dunno Fleabag, sorry - culturally illiterate, I know.

Buttttt I did find this! https://nypost.com/2021/09/11/conservative-catholic-bishop-leaves-church-for-erotic-writer/

For anyone who has the TikTok look up the hot vicar - Thomas I think?

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Some of you may need to confess your sinful thoughts . . .

^^^CAUTION: Super Hot Porn.

the WHAT of the Lord?!?

 

[Apisto42]

Here's ChatGPT's job description for you:

Position Title:
Strategic Partner, Reverse Harem Operations

Department:
Personal Services & Intimate Logistics

Reports To:
Chief Executive Empress (CEE)

Position Overview:
The Reverse Harem Division is seeking highly motivated, multi-skilled gentlemen to fill immediate openings as Strategic Partners. This position requires excellence in both independent performance and collaborative ensemble work, with a demonstrated ability to handle fast-paced environments, extended engagements, and shifting positions. The ideal candidate will be flexible, adaptable, and willing to perform at peak levels under close supervision—or, when requested, take initiative without oversight.

Key Duties & Responsibilities:

Deliver consistent, high-touch service with a focus on satisfaction metrics and long-term retention.

Rotate responsibilities across multiple service verticals, including but not limited to: emotional support, physical maintenance, morale boosting, and full-spectrum entertainment.

Demonstrate proficiency in both high-intensity and low-intensity workloads (e.g., sprinting and lounging).

Uphold high standards of presentation (uniform optional, confidence mandatory).

Participate in regular performance evaluations; feedback may be immediate, verbal, or delivered via subtle body language.

Ensure timely delivery of compliments, acts of devotion, and strategic cuddles.

Maintain discretion regarding all sensitive information (and sensitive areas).


Minimum Qualifications:

Bachelor’s degree in Charm, or equivalent field experience in Flattery & Seduction.

Proven track record of stamina in demanding roles; endurance testing may be administered.

Demonstrated ability to follow instructions while also providing assertive leadership when called upon.

Strong oral and interpersonal communication skills (fluency in multiple tongues encouraged).

Capacity for heavy lifting (spirits, shopping bags, and occasionally the Empress).

Reliable availability, including nights, weekends, and spontaneous overtime.


Preferred Qualifications:

Advanced certification in Massage Arts, Culinary Pleasures, or Bedside Management.

Strong improvisational skills with a flair for roleplay and scenario-based problem solving.

Ability to thrive in a competitive yet collaborative team setting; comfort with rotational scheduling.

Excellent time management, particularly in balancing quick turnaround projects with slow, luxurious deliverables.

Prior experience in high-touch hospitality or intimate concierge services highly valued.


Desired Competencies:

Flexibility (physical and metaphorical).

Resilience under pressure, with a positive attitude and a safe word-friendly mindset.

Strong sense of humor with willingness to engage in witty repartee and double entendres.

Commitment to professional growth, personal development, and ongoing… training sessions.


Compensation & Benefits:

Highly competitive rewards package, tailored to performance.

Ongoing professional development opportunities (on-the-job training provided daily).

Non-monetary perks, including unlimited pillow access, gourmet dining experiences, and occasional travel.

I’m so close…

 

[Apisto42]

Some of you may need to confess your sinful thoughts . . .

^^^CAUTION: Super Hot Porn.

I love the look of resignation.

 

[MindYaBitness]

I love the look of resignation.

Yes, that's my treasured compliment, when he tells me how much he loves my resigned my blow jobs

 

[Apisto42]

Yes, that's my treasured compliment, when he tells me how much he loves my resigned my blow jobs

Hey, I’ll take a resigned bj over no bj any day.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I love the look of resignation.

She must have a lot to abone for.

 

[Wand3rlust]

 

[hotwords229_A]

I'm not sure how a straight man can be the centre of a gangbang . . . So then we're back to basic male physical limitations. If I'm going to cum with each person I fuck in a single gangbang session then...two?  

So now the questions becomes, is it a gangbang if it’s a bunch of women on a male in the center of it all.

I say YES! Mainly because of the original pic posted. Obviously, we are not capable of giving sexual satisfaction to a group of women. Some women would argue we can’t give it to a single woman!

The best number of women for a guy is 4, one on the dick, one on your face and one on each hand. Possibly 5 if she can get off using a strap on on your butt. However, due to the limitations of chewing bubblegum and walking, we obviously aren’t going to give them much in the way of oral, vaginal and fingering because our brain can’t focus on all of those things at once.

But, to me, a gangbang is, or should be, about the person in the center and not the group. I imagine being gangbanged by a group of women as just having their naked bodies all over mine. They are jerking me, teasing me, rubbing me, fondling, kissing, sucking, etc. it’s all about me and my pleasure.

If I were to join a group of guys banging a woman, it would be about her pleasure. Massaging, fingering, fucking, kissing, rubbing our cocks all over and inside her, etc.

Total debauchery. Sexual stimulation and a form of orgasm denial until it’s time.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Would you like to Bang my Gang?

Do you fantasize about taking part in a gangbang?

Being the central focus? Yes.

Is it one of those fantasies best left a fantasy? Why?

Yes. I don’t think I’m confident enough to participate, and in my head, I’d imagine it WAY better than any reality…

Is being the center of a gangbang, for you, about being the focus of pleasure, being used like the town bicycle, a total breakdown of all social taboos, or just the feeling of so many bodies on yours?

It’d have to be me being the focus and also just the feel of so much skin, so many hands, mouths, tongues, breasts, cocks…

What is the appeal of being part of a gangbang if you’re the many and not “the one”? How does being one of many give you pleasure? (This isn’t worded well)

I’m not selfless enough for this, I want to be the focus and I want ALL the credit.

How many guys could you take at once, how many women, or how many of both?

4 - 5, no more than 7. *ahem*

Is being out of control part of the thrill of a gangbang?

I wouldn’t know.

Aside from the pic above, gangbangs seem generally geared toward the woman as the focus, what would a male centered gangbang look like in your mind?

The guy restrained, and teased to fuck.

Would you be an active participant, meaning sucking, thrusting, jerking and swallowing, or a passive participant, meaning lying, writhing and moaning?

Both.

What would you like to know about gangbangs?

When’s the next one, and where’s my invite?

 

[Endless_Night]

But, to me, a gangbang is, or should be, about the person in the center and not the group.

Ah. This throws things in a different light.

When I think of gangbangs, which I don't often do, I tend to think of a woman having sex with lots of men, so that men can get off watching a woman having sex with multiple men. I've never really got the sense that her pleasure has come into it, beyond the fact that those men find it hotter if she appears to be enjoying it.

This^.

My perception of a gangbang is that it is about the group's pleasure, not about the woman's (or man's). She is just there to be used. Or even forcibly raped. What you're describing seems more like . . . I'm not really sure what. A harembang? Is that a thing?

Looking at definitions, they seem to cite both. Consensual and nonconsensual. It feels like there should be a definitive line between the two.

Consensual is certainly more appealing, but I still don't really see the attraction. While my arousal and desire is wrapped up in power exchange, it's the emotional intensity in a one-on-one that does if for me. Diluting that among a group seems less that ideal.

I'm with @Mei5ter on this one.

 

[Apisto42]

What you're describing feels like a different kind of dynamic to me - though I can get overly literal on definitions and this may not be the time for Venn diagrams.

It’s always time for a Venn diagram.

And maybe a color coded spreadsheet.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?
Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?
If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?
Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:
If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?
If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?
Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

 

[MedicalMuse]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

Nope. I know too many doctors to catch feels

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?

Nope

If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

If I was attracted I would not go to them. Don’t mix your health with your sexy needs. It would get too intertwined and confusing. That being said I have saved my husbands life twice. Like compressions, dying imminently if something isn’t done, saved.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:

Yes. lol

If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?

I’m not universally loved. Boners happen

If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?

I’ve had both. I think both have been good experiences.

Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

Either. I am not opposed to either except for gynecological docs. Prefer a woman there. But not an older one. One with sense.

 

[hotwords229_A]

I have saved my husbands life twice.

That IS sexy!

I hope he repaid you with, ironically, la petite mort.

 

[UsuallyPresent]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

In terms of stroke fantasies, it's happened. Hasn't IRL, even with those I've fantasized about - there's a big difference between our shared surreality and fantasy.

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?
If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

Would try to find alternates. This part of the country is underserved with medical professionals, tho' - lots of specialties around here with one or two providers.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there?

Hasn't happened yet. *shrug* I'd apologize and keep it professional. All I can do, short of jerking off. Which would NOT be professional.

Tell us:
If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you? Or at least, prevent boners from happening?

Not in medical field.

If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?
Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

I've had male & female therapists and doctors. It's not a major criteria for me, at this point.

 

[Wand3rlust]

Doctor, I have this strange tingling sensation in my balls.

Are you, or have you ever been, attracted to your doctor, dental hygienist, or therapist?

I had physio on my shoulder. Massages. He was very very hot.

Has that interfered with how you approach your health needs?

Sigh. Not any more..

If you had a strong sexual attraction to a doctor, would you continue with them or go with someone you have no attraction to in order to keep it all on the level?

keep with them.

Have you ever become sexually aroused in a medical setting without being attracted to anyone there? Tell us:

not medical

If you are someone sexy in the medical profession (like @MedicalMuse) , how do you keep from having everyone fall in love with you?

Or at least, prevent boners from happening?
If you went to a therapist, would you prefer a male or female? Why?

Either. I can get turned on by both

Do you prefer a same sex doctor or opposite, why?

See above

 

[MedicalMuse]

That IS sexy!

I hope he repaid you with, ironically, la petite mort.

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

 

[hotwords229_A]

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

But what a way to go!

 

[Justabaldguy70]

Sometimes I’m a little afraid to participate because I’m afraid I’ll kill him.

That guy would die a happy man for sure